So I need to submit my senior quote before tonight

So I need to submit my senior quote before tonight.
Does /b have any good ideas?

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"I fucked the person below me"

I was gay all along

"*your name* stole my girl"
-everyone

"My dixie rekt"

*insert witty senior quote here*

Dubs get

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY UNDERWEAR

"Fuck, Hillary."

"Told you niggers Trump would win!"

Interesting place for a comma

hitler did nothing wrong

"So I need to submit my senior quote before tonight. I got nothing" -user

Hah classic never saw it coming

"Israel should not feel satisfaction at my son's death, for he died on the battlefield, facing the conquerors as he wished, with a gun in his hand."
-Hassan Nasrallah

this is super cheesy and cringeworthy

so it should fit.

"The Illuminati killed Kanye"

Grab them by the pussy

"You faggots will argue about anything."

"For a collection of my senior quotes, please visit

If your horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

Allah akbar

CAN YOU QUACK
CAN YOU QUACK LIKE A DUCK WHEN YOU SUCK
CAN YOU BUCK LIKE A HORSE WHEN WE FUCK
CAN YOU TAKE EVERY INCH UP YOUR BUTT
CAN YOU SHIT ON MY CHEST FOR GOOD LUCK

CAN YOU QUACK
CAN YOU QUACK LIKE A DUCK WHEN YOU SUCK
CAN YOU FART ON MY BALLS WHEN WE FUCK
CAN YOU STICK YOUR WHOLE TONGUE UP MY BUTT
CAN YOU SHIT ON MY CHEST FOR GOOD LUCK
CAN YOU QUACK
CAN YOU QUACK LIKE A DUCK WHEN YOU SUUUUUUCK

YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO SUCK
YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO FUCK
BUT YOU AINT CUTE ENOUGH TO WHERE I WANT TO KNOCK YOU UP
AND IF YOU SWALLOW IT WHOLE CAN YOU TAKE IT UP THE BUTT
NOW I MIGHT KEEP YOU AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO BUST A NUT

WELL I WANT TO KNOCK YOU DOWN
CAUSE I WANT TO KNOCK YOU UP
ALL I REALLY WANT TO DO IS FUCK YOU IN THE BUTT
THEN YOU TURN AROUND AND THEN YOU SUCK IT UP
WHILE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S BEHIND ME WITH HER TONGUE RIGHT UP MY BUTT

CAN YOU QUACK
CAN YOU QUACK LIKE A DUCK WHEN YOU SUCK
CAN YOU BUCK LIKE A HORSE WHEN WE FUCK
CAN YOU TAKE EVERY INCH UP YOUR BUTT
CAN YOU SHIT ON MY CHEST FOR GOOD LUCK

CAN YOU QUACK
CAN YOU QUACK LIKE A DUCK WHEN YOU SUCK
CAN YOU FART ON MY BALLS WHEN WE FUCK
CAN YOU STICK YOUR WHOLE TONGUE UP MY BUTT
CAN YOU SHIT ON MY CHEST FOR GOOD LUCK
CAN YOU QUACK
CAN YOU QUACK LIKE A DUCK WHEN YOU SUUUUUUCK

YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO SUCK
YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO FUCK
BUT YOU AINT CLEAN ENOUGH TO WHERE I WANT TO KNOCK YOU UP
THEN YOU SWALLOW WHAT YOU SUCKED WHILE YOU TAKE IT UP THE BUTT
NOW I MIGHT KEEP YOU AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO BUST A NUT

WELL I WANT TO KNOCK YOU DOWN
CAUSE I WANT TO KNOCK YOU UP
ALL I REALLY WANT TO DO IS FUCK YOU IN THE BUTT
THEN YOU TURN AROUND AND THEN YOU SUCK IT UP
WHILE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S BEHIND ME WITH HER TONGUE RIGHT UP MY BUTT

"Nothing personnel, kid."

Dont talk to me or my son ever again.

*whips out diploma*
nothing personnel, kid.

G's up, ho's down

Substitute "whips out" for "unsheathes" for bonus points.

Damn, he's alive.

Made me check.

Already done, you unoriginal cunt

Are jews even people

I put on my robe and wizard hat

"Buy my mixtape"

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it's heading straight for the world trade centre"

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Trump is a Nazi
With Jew skin shoes!

"gurochan.ch/g/"

I graduate right as Trump wrecks the country. Thanks Obama.

I make millions selling purple drank

I plagiarized all my assignments.

in, deed

If two vegans have an argument, is it still considered beef?

Just go with a completely random quote, just like

"The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you."
— Markus Zusak (The Book Thief)

"Back in my day, we had to,..where am i?"-seniors

"Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself."

Adolf Hitler

If it lasts longer than 4 hours then contact your doctor

Orlando Magic 2027 NBA champions. You heard it here first.

"Eighteen holes every day and I still find time for golf "

"Sup Forums.org/b/"

"Every hole is a goal"

by the holy order of dubs:

"Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live."

"I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few."

GIVE ME THEM DUBS FUARKKK

"Words build bridges into unexplored regions."

"if you want to shine like the sun, you have to burn like it"

"Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong. "

What good fortune for governments that the people do not think.

"Y'all normies. Peace."

The day of individual happiness has passed.

Hate is more lasting than dislike.

'Everything in moderation, including moderation' - Oscar Wilde.

I love to rape - Donald Trump

Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice.

It is always more difficult to fight against faith than against knowledge.

Who says I am not under the special protection of God?

Great liars are also great magicians.

PRAISE KEK

maga

HIS WILL BE DONE

"I didnt even try"

Trips and you do it

WE HAVE A WINNER

There are no stupid ideas, only stupid people

huehueeuheue kek shall be tributed in the autist's year book

Be Honor
Stay Honor
Come Honor

do this OP, it'll get through the cracks and everyone will actually understand it

youtube.com/watch?v=CZPwBeuseWg&t=28s

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"

shit, almost got quads.

Only those willing to kill truly deserve to live.

All lives matter

No lives matter

Moral relativists are objectively immoral

seriously, this is your only real answer OP
most of the things posted on here will get denied by your yearbook fags

"Well youve gotta put something for your quote *user*" - Dad

forsenE

>objective
>not relativist
pick one

"If the Red River is flowing, take the dirt road home..."

Quite frankly, Mr. Peters needs to check his white privilege.

"you all could have stopped me"

Thou shalt be lost if though does not aquire the sauce, but thou is also capable of becoming lost in aforementioned sauce

predict your death. Just like I predicted my quads

if it ain't white, it aint' right

I will remember this

"If her age is on the clock, she's too young for the cock"

"Black people, am I right?"

in french time that means 25+

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact." - Moot

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

and a single statistic is a lie

-Joseph Stalin

>french time

Did I hear French time ?

He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.

Adolf Hitler

Fake & Gay, Check em

Words build bridges into unexplored regions. Adolf Hitler

"If you don't sign my yearbook your mother will die in her sleep."