Story time /b

Story time /b
>moves to england to study masters
>misses frosh week so hard to meet chicks n new ppl
>some friends, none really close
>first uni I went to was actually semi popular and had alot of people to rely on since I'm useless e.g cooking or laundry
>bored n getting lonely AF, decided pof would be cool n could see if British chicks like Canadian accents.
>low n behold tons of 5/10 chicks are down but can't find any decent girls near my uni, not that desperate yet but getting there
>suddenly I find this 22yr old punk chick... Con't?
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>figure the profiles a bot, lot of prostitutes use the app to advertise
>barely care at this point so just sent a hey
>chick responds, broken english.. Assumed was a catfish or some shit
>wants to add me on fb? Turns out she's proper.. And wants to "sleep" with me because she hates sleeping alone
>Realizing this is actually happening I figured out how to do laundry. Clean sheets n shit.
>So week later I find her at a train station, few minutes into talking (her English is very broken, she's Hungarian) she told me she lives in the same house of her ex..
>shit gets more awkward then I expected..

...go on?

Type away user, I'll be reading

I'm waiting for more

>she tries to recover n say he's a dick, broken up for a year n shit.. Etc. Different rooms
>at this point I'm just feeling like eh nothing wrong with a booty call, plus never got with a punk chick before
>goes to the bus station. Still getting uses to the city, so obviously I get on the wrong bus that I don't normally take to get home to residence
>the fuck in lost with her, awkwardly make smalltalk, hard because the bus is loud and her English is rough.. Plus I'm semi nervous so talking faster is hard for her to understand.
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wow ugly af

..continue

Not that ugly, but I'm a 1/10 so I don't know

>for some bloody fucking miracle the British gods didn't wanna fuck me over that night and that bus goes into the route I needed, just 20min later then normal
>so we start making it to my residence, ask her if she wanted to see the area n explore but she's tired
>says we could watch shows at my place
>still really hard to talk to her (e.x. she told me one show she liked.. to this day I only know the one show she likes)
>semi awkward now, but better. We're in my flat, decide to watch the walking dead
>goes into hold her, she's happy with it
>mightgetlaidanons
>THE FUCKING WIFI RUINS EVERY FUCKING VIDEO WE TRIED STREAMING
>after watching one and a half EPs, pausing every few min, we gave up.
>she says she's tired, its only 10pm.
>maybe I fucked up?

For fuck sake! If you end it like this I will rip your Dick off!

>The end

how did you fuck up if the wifi is shit?
what happened after she say tired?
feel like you over thinkin shit
if she still livin with ex prolly not gonna fuck u first time yall meet

You would say no to that?

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>I can't tell if the shows fucked up the night, like we laughed it off the first 10 times but my fuck it was annoying
>not sure what to do, single uni bed, brush teeth n shit to kill time
>come back, assumed she'd change into PJs?
>she starts taking off her pants, o shit
>she gets into bed, I feel awkward.. Did the same but just had boxers going
>she seems chill about it, decide I should hold her again .. Not sure what she expected
>to put in context, she always talked about sleeping with me, as it makes her feel good? Etc.. Nothing sexual ever came up

still waiting, op

The WiFi is shared with 5 other flatmates, so I guess some fuckers started streaming or downloading shit. Its weird because it never got that bad ever..
Oh and she was actuslly about to move out of that place in a week after I met her, she doesn't live there now. Cont

Idk maybe that pic was shit or something otherwise got a butterface imo but to each his own

anything happen after yall just slept together?

also, pic of ass?

>so as I'm holding her its whatever, semi dark but can still see her.
>plays with my hands n rests on my arm.. Not sure what to do
>thought about saying kiss?* but that sounded beta in my head
>I swear 30 minutes probably fucking pass.. Decide fuck it
>moved over n looked at her, went for a kiss
>holy fuck..
>we legit make out for 5 hours.. Start messing around, she's chill with it
>starts feeling me up, hand finds my balls
>squeezessohardthinkshewantstomakemebleedlikeanemo

Moar. Now.

bump

>she takes off her panties
> she has a massive fucking pênis
> i am very jealous mate so i suck it and give her my butt
> she sprays cum all over my face with her massive dick
> the end

Got no ass yet, she's been discreet but I'm seeing her this Sunday, hoping to take shit if she's down

Cont.
>she gives the best handjob ever, minus dying testicles
>sleep
>two more days of this, with awesome head the last day.
>one problem, we never fucked. When I went to rub her she moved my hand away.. And she wanted to "go to the shops" and went in the girl isle.. I'm assuming it was her time of the month..
>my fucking luck.

Bonus pic for interest (first pic she sent me when she went home)

u have aids
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very intestested, op.

Hungarian reporting in. Judging by her facial structure she indeed could be a 5/10 Hungarian.

However watch out. Most people in Hungary do study English in both primary and secondary school. She could easily be shit at learning languages though...

On the other hand lot of people go to other European countries including the UK because of the better money, this includes escort stuff too, especially for people in a bad financial situation.

So stay alert, her original goal may have been escort work. I'm not saying that's why she is there, many people like the adventure too and they go abroad so they can do honest work, but still it's better to be safe than sorry.

She is going through a rough patch and still sleeping with her ''ex''. She won't fuck you because it feels like cheating but she is rationalizing in her head that handjobs and blowjobs are fine.

OP shit gettin good now she got an amazing body from the looks of it
any more?

There was a tranny on the pof app but I never mesgd her m8,

>anyways
>before meeting her didn't wanna get attached
>only gonna be in england two years
>leave with her to go to the train station, she starts becoming really clingy.. in a cute way, holding me in public n shit, hands
>not sure what I feel, she's cute but wasnt expecting to date or anyshit.
>oh, did I mention my ex from Canada wanted to visit me about three days after this chick leaves?

Its a dude, dude

Go for it tiger

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Really? Is it mandatory? She told me she lived in Serbia as well starting when she was 4. But I don't know when she moved back to Hungary. But she's only been in england a year n a half. I appreciate the tips, she works at Starbucks tho. She spent, in u.s. conversion about 90$ just to visit me though, it was a three hour train ride. She didn't ask for anything, but I paid for pizza n just coffee n whatever, nothing stolen or any weird shit. Now that she moved its 100$ to visit, and she's literally paying for it. Idk, I feel like if she didn't get over her ex, she wouldn't pay this much or travel this far for this Canadian D

Oh and couple more pics, but those are the best I have, rest are just selfies n cleavage.
Handjobs ain't sex, but I def ain't a virgin eh.. My ex that visited after her can attest..

She loves you, marry her

100% agree

Oh, any interest on my ex's nudea tho? She's black. She visited for about two weeks, left actually last Monday. Fucked n argued a lot but was nice seeing her

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Ain't about that life

>Rapes me for 20 minutes

Not interested in porch monkeys.

Okay, that's better, she seems decent based on that. You may have just found yourself a decent Hungarian girl. Cool Hungarian people are usually really cool, while shit people are really shit. We got the extreme ends on the spectrum. :(

>She told me she lived in Serbia ...
If she is from Serbia then she could have bypassed the requirement or maybe she got a shit education due to constant switching.

>Really? Is it mandatory?
You can also choose German too at most schools, however most people study English. You can also enroll at schools where they have you study two languages, usually English + something like French. English is very common.

More of the punk one.

Impressive...you found one of the 7 black people in canada

What are the girls like in Hungary? Like is punk look with chicks still in their 20s? Back home you don't see it unless they're like goth or some weird shit in Toronto.

Ahh, yeah she said she speaks Serbian n Hungarian fluently, she may have stayed in Serbia for quote a while I'm not quite sure. I know shes moved a lot, has family issues n shit.. But she's quite genuine. Its just hard, with a normal chick you can talk about anything. I asked her a few things, but she didn't know what the word opinion meant, or religion, and explaining that is so difficult when you just wanna get to know someone better. But she's cool, just wish I could connect a bit better

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Thanks user. Shes fkin cute

I wanna post pics off her fb but I ain't that stupid. She has a bow in her hair, older pics with blue hair, red, my fuck I wish it was Sunday already

You're already attached mate

A Lil, just feel cheated outta fucking her.. Not sure what to expect sunday

>What are the girls like in Hungary? Like is punk look with chicks still in their 20s?

They look just like most chicks everywhere else.

Most of them don't push any kind of strange fashion, however chicks with non-conventional fashion can be easily found too. Most of them don't take it overly seriously though. You can find 20 something rocker girls and such quite easily if you know where to look.

The general rule here is the same as every where else. Avoid people who sport certain looks because of being emotionally broken.

>she speaks Serbian n Hungarian fluently
That explains it.