So Sup Forums you're the board I come more too and I just woke up, I have to get this story of my chest first thing...

So Sup Forums you're the board I come more too and I just woke up, I have to get this story of my chest first thing, as I've never seen anything like this in my life.

And this board is about "culture" so..

>Be part of the Erasmus+/ErasmusMundus greeting committee
>Basically, we receive people from all over the world and we greet them and teach them about the campus and stuff
>I’m part of one in a Northern town here in Portugal (I don’t really need to tell where, there is really only one big town here)
>We go to a bar after dinner
>Everyone is already quite drunk
>However as we go on foot to the bar I notice a girl that is kinda alone
>She’s from Sweden and she seems not really normie
>A respectable 7/10 and with a brain and blonde braids so I’m really drawn to her
>We start talking and she’s really fucking interesting
>Named Johanna
>We talk all the way to the bar and in the bar
>We mostly ignore the rest of the other Erasmus and keep talking since she had some interesting views about the current state of Sweden (memes in real life)
>Anyways we leave the bar
>We all gather and tell the Erasmus folks some more stuff and how to get home and such
>The girl stays with me and wants me to show her the city at night
>We are already quite drunk but we stay always talking about stuff
>We walk for about 10m and I can’t tell if falling in love or stupid drunk
>All of the sudden we hear a gigantic “OI W8 UP!”
>We turn back
>It is one of the Australians girls from the Erasmus group running towards us
>Mind you this girl is an 11/10 just like her friend; they’re surfers so they got that tanned look that is capable of destroying cocks at sight
>She got lost from her friend
>She is completely wasted, barely can walk, almost comatose tier
>”I GOT LOST I DON’T KNOW THE WAY BACK CAN YOU HELP ME”

Will continue down.

>Johanna looks up to me “you can show me city tomorrow she clearly needs help and you’re the only one of us 3 who knows the city”
>I say fine, it is my job of sorts anyway
>We are walking towards my house now kind of holding her so I can get my car keys and drive her home
>We arrive at my apartment
>Johanna is trying to make the Australian girl not puke; she can’t even speak right while I get the keys
>Suddenly Johanna tells me the Australian girl needs to piss so asks me where the bathroom is
>She goes to the bathroom and says she wants to go alone; not going to argue with a drunk
>We let her
>5m in we hear the shower being turned on
>I’m confused as fuck look to Johanna to see wtf is going on she is confused as well
>We go to the bathroom
>LOCKED
>Now I’m panicking as fuck
>Johanna is too
>Door won’t move
>Try to shoulder it to no avail
>Call an Ambulance and the firemen
>Meanwhile I call a friend whose father is a locksmith
>Tells me to kick the door as hard as I can near the left of the lock
>I do it 2 times
>3rd time the lock breaks

>Steam everywhere
>Johanna goes first
>”Herregut” “ user you better come here”
>Walk in through the steam
>Clothes on the ground
>There is piss everywhere
>Johanna is looking down at the bathtub
>The Australian is girl is naked except for her socks
>She’s passed out, lying down as if taking a submersion bath
>The water is running, hitting her tits from above (my poor cock)
>She’s holding my razor in one hand and toothpaste in the other
>There is gigantic turd between her legs
>We’re both there speechless looking at the water running
>Meanwhile the bell rings
>It’s the firemen, they’ve arrived first
>Tell them I managed to open the door
>They come into the bathroom to see what’s going on
>They look literally shocked but check her vitals and see if there is any damage until the Ambulance arrives
>This petite EMT comes running
>”What’s the problem? Something about someone passed out ?”
>”Well..”

I only post in this board.

>She reaches the bathtub
>Confused face
>We explain
>They put her in a stretcher
>They take her away
>Drive Johanna home almost dying of laughter
>Wake up today
>It’s almost 9 PM my sleep is almost upside down
>See whatsapp text about meeting Johanna after dinner
>Go to the bathroom to get ready
>There is still piss everywhere
>There is still a turd in my bathtub
>tfw I’m going to have clean it up

And now I’m making this post while I’m leaving to go clean it. I officially hate Aussies. They took shitposting to another level

heh heh heh heh

sorry about the shit everywhere

it's still funny though

What the fuck lad aren't you worried about what actually happened

I never did Erasmus. I sometimes wonder what it's like to be a host

Haha. I did erasmus is porto

T.

neurotypical trash

Literally never happened. Pics with timestamp or gtfo

Bitter virgin eh?

Liked your post user.

>australian banter

Post pics

top bantz lad

>The Australian is girl is naked except for her socks
I fucking love how Aussies shitpost even IRL

Good read. Success with cleaning it up.
Why the razor?

Are you gonna fuck johanna?

This
Elaborate for us, OP.

>She’s holding my razor in one hand and toothpaste in the other

hahahaha. Brush brush brush.

Thanks for laugh, but I'm gonna have to see a timestamp.

Johanna: Relaz m8, it was just bantz an shieeeet

>shitposting
>shitliving

kek, uncivilised, if i'd plan to commit suicide i'd do it to not make a problem for others (strangers), couldnt she just buy razors and kys herself in normal way in her appartament instead of doing it like an animal

I will try. Will do a thread in days.