All right Sup Forums, give me your best cuneiform jokes!

All right Sup Forums, give me your best cuneiform jokes!

That's what Jesus's great grandma said

cuneiformed a better one-liner myself

in the words of the black-eyed peas:

>let's get it star-grid in here

>let's get it star-grid hah!

kind of a long one but worth the read

copypasta/ r3post
>inb4 3000 year old memes

also, are there triforces in there?

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translation:

INSCRIBE THINE COUNTENANCE UPON BEHOLDING INSCRIPTION SUCESSFUL TABLET

moot = gilgamesh

Dude, there's a typo

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ah cuneiform jokes...sumer ok, but sumer kinda pressed

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Can someone give me some feedback on my new bollywood script? I'd like to keep with the theme but nothings set in stone...

cuneiform braille

>my countenance after reading that script

Dude your writing is too shallow, you really got to reed into it more.

Notice they're wearing watches.

another watch wearing dude

i think those are butthole wristbands, one has 10 spokes and the other has like 30.

This eagle nigga went to the future just to steal my watch?

what time is it?

>a hair past a dingleberry

How to ask my girl Ningikuga for head in seven different dialects.

anybody got sauce???

Is this a Laptop computer?

time's been good to you girl, look at dem curves! mmmMmmH!

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That's why all the tech support is sandpeople, they've been doing this for centuries.

the /x/tard has to come ruin it

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dammit (excuse my logogram, i know there are a lot of syllabogramfags on this board)

More watches.

Pls

Same "Pedal" diagram on this ancient coin. Is there a connection?

that looks more like a handbag

My husband is infertile, he likes to write in Winkelhaken if you know what i mean.

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another watch wearing dude.

my worm ate my homework

Are you sure these are sumerian? Pretty sure some of these are assyrian.

bonus: usually the guy with the watch is usually Tiglath-Pileser III when its not depicting a diety

or maybe I'm just a retard on the internet

There's actually a Sumer cult on this shit hole of the net?

>usually the guy with the watch is usually
>usually the the watch is usually
>usually the the usually
>usually usually

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>usually
>fag

Very long read just to get to 'fag'

Kys pleb

I would translate all these works, BEHIS-been-TUN before.

He's imagining his watch. You probably would too if you were baked.

Kek.

Ur-Namma's so fat, she jumped into history and got stuck.

shake it like it's -1999

I love Anunaki threads.

not exactly an Anunnaki-tier post

Are you a full time ancient lawyer?

No, it's more of a Hammur-hobby.

fuck me I wish I had a kek image.

and fuck everyone who doesn't get the stargate references in this thread.

wedge wedge line line wedge with a line through it!

vertical line attached to a less than sign, upside down schwa, vertical line attached to a less than sign

guys, i might be sicker than we thought. the one-who-knows-oil prescribed me two tablets and i couldn't even finish reading them.

Will we ever seee them Anunnaki niggers come back and show us them alien teknologies?

Ayy lmao Anunnaki

Maybe user, but the whole Nibiru catacalysm should have taken place in 2012.

Awe, user-gamesh is retarded, he slurs his triangles.

Hay mermaid man, we just finished FILLING IN your late wife's bread warmer!

context...plebs.

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