Add/remove/change one letter to a movie/ tv show and then describe the new movie, I'll go first

Add/remove/change one letter to a movie/ tv show and then describe the new movie, I'll go first.

Driven.

It's about a man who is driven.

Children of Me

it's about my kids

That was actually a movie about racing with Stallone.

No Country for Bold Men

It tells about the persecution of bravery and standing up for one's self in a land brimming with cowards.

Ledge of Tomorrow
A rock cllmber repeats the same day over and over again

Backs to the Future

A touching look at Amish culture.

Sex Machina
A wealthy entrepreneur builds a sentient sex machine

Drivel

directed by Malick

The Ark Knight Rises.

A bunch of animals try to board a ship but they're not allowed to bring friends.

The Dark Night Rises

A GoT spin-off featuring Melly Sanders and the Night King

The Empire Strikes Zack

Poor Zack is a lonesome boy bullied by the local thug calling themselves the "empire". But that's all about to change when Zack kills himself from the bullying. The end.

Alien

it's about an alien on a spaceship

Ad Men

Takes place in the 1960's for a look into the world of advertising on Madison Avenue.

The Sodfather
A successful landscaper struggles to keep his empire together when Winter moves in.

But..but.. Thats ex machina

Batman vs Superman

Their difference in ideologies which are two sides of the same coin lead up to their physical confrontation that helps them pull each other out of their own despair.

>Sven samurai

Some swedecucks try to defend an ikea.

Jurassic Par

A Sub-par version of the original.

The Deer Punter
A man who punts deer.

This is the best so far.

14 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
haha

underrated.

John Lies at the End.
Same story, we just expect John to lie at the end instead of die.

You're a mad man.

Danger Management

Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler are insurance salesmen.

The 4 year old virgin.

Jurassic Spark

A group of teens discover an electric anomaly which transports them back to the age of dinosaurs

Codzilla

it's about a really big dangerous fish

This is a good post.

I certify it "good post".

this will be a hilarious and good idea in 2020

you've no idea what this means to me, it was really hard to find one

Rooney Tunes: Back in Action

autistic 30-something female thinks cartoons are real

39 keks

JEWS
The police chief on a small holiday island tries to stop all of the towns children going missing, but uncovers a deep, dark secret about who really runs the island.

Ounce Upon a Time in the West

Depressing story about a gold prospector in west

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Rope
2 hour long montage of george lucas struggling to get a studio to film his scenario, which ends with him hanging himself after so many failures

Except Driven is the sequel to the novel of Drive

>Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler are insurance salesmen.
the world need this.

The god, the bad and the ugly

A Greek god whose name is left vague has to save ugly, loser Mike from his arch-nemesis Frank "bad" Jones, and score the girl of his dreams. All in a day's work before homecoming comes along!

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Airplanes

Like the first one but there's like two of them now

fuckkng genius!

The Ting

Wastemen gabbin in London yeah?

only Gob forgives

It's a remake of only god forgives but with the cast and writers of arrested development

The Dicker Man

It already exists as a sequel to "Drive".

Drove

it's about a man who drove

Driver

it's about a man who is a driver

Does he wash his hands?

Dive

it's about a man who takes a dive

Drived.

He used to drive.

Drives

it's about a man who drives

top jej

Allen

The crew of the ship, Nostromo think they have made an amazing and horrifying discovery

Turns out it was just Allen

I don't know why this made me laugh so much, maybe I'm in a good mood for once.

eDrive

it's about an automated "driverless" car

The Modfather

An Italian crime boss who does it for free

drivel

it's about a man with a saliva issue

I Drive

it's about a man who tells us that he drives

Would watch

Drive 2

it's a Drive sequel

Drive 3

it's a sequel to Drive 2

>iDrive

But he's always on his iPad

The Last and the Furious

bad racers are bad at losing

Bellboy

a big ass red demon works in a hotel and doesn't take any shit from the guests

Cran

Chev Chelios must eat cranberries to not die.

Mulholland Driver
its about a driver in mulholland

fund it!

Even Horizon

An apocalypse film where the earth no longer become tilted on its axis.

The green milk

Explores the dangers of leaving milk out.

Rash -- Chev must run through poison ivy every 10 minutes or he gets excema

Airplan -- CIA (played by the late Leslie Nielsen) calls it in

How You See Me -- Four world famous magicians plan to rob a LensCrafters

Indian Jones and The Temple of Doo -- self-explanatory

Black To School -- canned by the studio for being too unrealistic

GOLDEN

Jungle Boob

a young boy named Mowgli goes to the jungle to find some monkeys tit to drink from, but ends up finding only himself

>Black To School -- canned by the studio for being too unrealistic

Not bad.

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"The Itch"

An english family struggles with an unbearable scratching habit while their prurient daughter finds a solution by selling her soul to Satan.

American Psychos
There's two of them

Aks me anything

It's like ask me anything but for black people.

>not Drivel

Drive the sequel to Driven where Stallones character gets aspbergers (is also recast)

adaption when?

two of them right here

>Black Hawk Town

Two army helicopters go down in Chicago during a raid and the army end up in a 24 hour firefight with many niggers.

US army lose 19 men, about 1000 Chicago niggers are slaughtered.

Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind

Seth Rogan tries to give up drugs with """hilarious""" results

Farg

About Marge in Farg

oldboi

a story about dat boi growing up

White Men Can Jump

A documentary concerning the leaping abilities of the privileged cis scum

Spin City

The residents of a crime infested shithole have to stand together for the incoming tornado

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More like Sin City with parkinson's disease. Now with 0% accuracy.

District 8
It's about the slum right next to the aliens, where nothing happens except black people starving, but who cares

Eat

A group of professional food robbers start to feel the heat from police when they unknowingly leave a clue at their latest heist.

Right Club

Movie about right-wing extremists becoming terrorists and fighting against the leftist dominated world

Fargo

>Acting under the cover of a Hollywood producer scouting a location for a science fiction film, a CIA agent launches a dangerous operation to rescue six Minnesotans in Tehran during the Canadian hostage crisis in Iran in 1980.

Ruining Man - its about a man who ruins everything

The Bark Knight

Toy Story 0: Birthday(リング0 バースデイToiu Stroriu Zero: Bāsudei?)is a 2000 Japanese horror film.
It plays 3 years before the events of Toy Story, and is about how a boy gets a obsessed Woody action figure for his birthday

The Think
A clever story about a group of scientists in an arctic research station having to overcome challenging puzzles.

Bootopia
Zootopia but with ghosts

Sun City
Things happen in a town in Alaska

The Hound of Music

Sherlock Holmes travels to 1940s Switzerland in order to take down a gigantic Nazi dog who can sing soprano