Hey Sup Forums, i'm five shots of vodka deep. ask me anything

hey Sup Forums, i'm five shots of vodka deep. ask me anything.

Why haven't you gotten out of here stalker?

Is fucking rocks or minerals ok?

What that mouth do??

Did your mom buy you that shirt?

when will you start getting drunk?

Why did you cover your face?

WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!?!?!

I SEE SPY!

if you can find a hole or phallic thing, yes.
bring in the oxygen that sustains my worthless life.
no, I did, and i quite like it.
about thirty minutes ago i guess...
meh, thought it would be clever, i guess. i work for a public uni so i guess the government
i mean sure... if i told you i would have to kill myself

Are you willing to post your Kik so we can converse for the next few months with various pics of you in balaclavas and ski masks for no apparent reason?

Are you white from the neck up?

...

post cock.

Why are you acting like five shots of vodka is a lot?

sure, as long as you like pictures of very small, very limp dicks
yes, and from the neck down unfortunately.
it's very limp and very small, if i manage to get an erection i might.

i mean i don't drink very often and it was ~200 ml of 80 proof vodka, also i'm not a fucking landwale, so yeah, it does get me there. But since you questioned my drunkenness now it is shot six.

I'm on shot 8, whats good dude

nothing, I'm still trying to get to courage to text a girl... that and i'm running low on alcohol...

Assuming your by yourself like me, just a heads up you're on your way to alcoholism. I most definitely am there as I'm over halfway through my 1.75L tonight, by myself, casually browsing Sup Forums and not thinking anything special of it (like you are by thinking 5 shots is a lot, kek)

text her yo, assuming it's not your life long love what do you have to lose?

kek, i knew that was coming, i can hardly think straight anymore.
yeah, but at one point in time she was a good friend, then mutual attraction became a problem and now she is probably married to her fiance...(i haven't talked to her in months and she was suppose to get married in august)

five whole shots?

I see your dilemma
idk bro fuck it

she's probably married already, maybe check her facebook instead on the DL

yeah, yeah, i don't have a very high tolerance, like the rest of Sup Forums
meh, i think that i'm going to tell her goodbye and then delete her number so that sober me can't reach out again. man, drunk me is a jerk.
not my style

I fucked my friends girlfriend and now weve been together for a year
talk about jerks yo

have fun when she cheats on you. i feel like i will hate myself when i sober up, but sober me was willing to torture himself to the ends of time with this one. he really did seem to love her.

Ever done acid, OP?

no, if you know a dealer in state college, pa, area then i will try it.

Sorry OP; britfag.
Deffo keep your eyes peeled for some though. It's fucking brilliant and interesting.

Please die

fucking britfag, no problem's, it's unlikely that i'll ever try to get some
cool story bro, i won't try tonight

Got any thanksgiving days plans?

nope, i was planning of doing research, but now i'm not sure.