feel like pure shit edition x
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would appreciate a heeming x
did not notice the other thread might be a tad drunk haha x
Abloo bloo bloo xx
Really makes me think.
>yank definition of liberalism
makes me spew every time
Can't decide if I need a poo or not, guess I'll find out if I shit the bed.
really want to do something with my life but I've got no talent and I'm not particularly smart
no one has explained to me what working class is yet
real liberals crush degenerates
Life's mostly hard work with some luck, or so i've been told
Just jumped out of the 15th floor window.
Think I've broke me arse bone.
Are people ultimately more divided by race or class?
Screeching at these eyebrows
It's entirely different for a person living in an industrial, economically, politically and socially developed country to go out of their to get themselves killed which otherwise would not ordinarily happen. If you're saying that literal African famines caused by economic and political mismanagement are in the same tier you need to kill yourself you stupid little brain dead edgy spastic
>dad was a dealer
>mum was a hairdresser
>lived in 12 different houses by the tiime I was 13
working class
I THINK IVE SPRAINED ME ANKLE
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She looks like she can suck cock proper or she'd be real dirty
Get in
hello
ah yes, the Irish intellectual
Working class means didn't go to Uni and has a stupid accent
NEED a kazakh gf
people who sell their labour, be it mental or physical, for a living
good post
Howling
Yeah mate I'm sure I'll get matched based on my 0.6% chance that is typical of tinder
>kazakh
they're like eastern european asians
fanx but no fanx
I'm so working class that when I was a little babby the local priest christened me with a quarter bottle of buckfast
My ma smoked and drink so much when I was in the womb that I came out yearning for a twenty deck of benson and hedges paired with extreme fetal alcohol syndrome
That's how working class I am, any problems middle class pampered dickheads???
So a CEO is working class
Great definition mate
>jews should all be kill-
>VIRGIN
FUCK OFF
EVERYFUCKINGWHERE I GO
We know you're working class we can see your flag
Who the fuck is that MILf
just bought a 1990 hilux
fouhhhhhhhh
>tfw to working class too be intelligent
What uni wankers in denial think master tradesmen are part of
Just sold an Icelandic runt a sack of potatoes and told him it was a '1990 Hilux'
Fucking pagan savages
literally me rn after mandy last night
tempted to do a line of coke to make myself happy
is this cool?
Where does snot come from lads? seems to be endless, what makes it in your body?
Comes from inside you body. Hope this helps and you feel all better xx
In all seriousness I've been labouring all my fucking life for pennies, therefore I am the working class king of this place
While you uni benders are chatting shit about space physics I'm up at 6 in the morn for the daily grind, hard fucking work
I'd love to put all you middle class bellends to work out in the fields, then you'll see what real work is
>What uni wankers in denial think master tradesmen are part of
>why yes my dear, I am a master plumber known 'cross these fair lands for my skill and guile
no
lol baby on his first cumdown
Well you are right but surely there's not infinite snot, it has to stop at some point. and thanks x
I never went to uni or even got A levels cunt
Can't help that I got a better job than you
Sniff a line of washing powder and die
>want to swim
>prone to ear infections
its not FAIR
Snot comes from the small Australian in your head who wanks off when you're sick and weak and cums in your nose and throat
wanted to kill myself my first time desu
>ear infections
Never had one, what's that like?
Post your snus music video faggot
Post the gif of the guy dancing on stage in a huge suit
>ear infections
fucking horrendous
very very painful, some pus, can't hear for ages
so fucking sad rn i feel useless and pathetic i just want to talk to someone
any advice bro?
Used to work on a construction site before I went to Uni desu, then started doing freelance stuff and enjoyed it but I just couldn't be arsed with the hassle after a bit, whether Uni was a good idea or not we'll see haha, not even sure I care about where I end up anymore.
Is Pewdiepie right? Do the media not like online personalities because they have more influence than the old school outlets
>tempted to do a line of coke to make myself happy
mong
just had a wank lads
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this one?
Drink a pint of water with alka seltzer and grow some testes ye skiprat
fuck sakes you welsh knob
I told you not to take it
got cum stains on my favourite shirt
>There are people that don't feed drink to a child on its Christening
>there are people who don't have a big party after a funeral full of drinking, singing and dancing
wew
feet > face > tits > mouth > arse > thighs > calves > pussy > belly
tbhwy
gf snapped me this
would probably have sex with tom daley but i consider myself entirely heterosexual
i don't know what it is just some men seem like they'd be good to have sex with
Yeah. Where did you draw the inspiration for this? How many involved?
I like to take pictures at both events to commemorate them desu.
Did your oneitis get stuffed with a big pork sausage or something?
>feet >
nonce
>not sniffing a cheeky line in the morning before your lectures
was regretting buying bf1 but i just played some and i wasn't dying every 2 seconds, unlocked some decent weapons and was having loads of fun manning a fuck off machine gun on the airship that was hovering above a capture point.
the sounds in the game are great. really realistic.
>christening
fuck off christcuck
never been to a funeral, only ever been to a wake (my parents thought i was too little to go to the funeral proper, it was for my grandpa and i was 5). I remember the wake just being family introducing themselves to eachother.
While reading a story I came across a section detailing mice that were addicted to electrical wiring insulation and caused a great many house fires.
I had a feeling I wasn't familiar with, where I imagined screaming and stomping amidst a carpeting swarm of these mice; crushing and squeezing them. Always too many.
*snaps her a closeup of my superior willy*
multi vits you goon
Someone please tell me who this is I'm busting for a wank
this isn't me just some random guy from ísafjörður that I had class with
there are some other icelandic songs about "bagg"
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Who is this??
are you one of them who only buys it for multiplayer?
that does sound pretty tempting but i think a comedown would make me kill myself so i shan't be doing that
WOW!
your family sounds AMAZING!
i wish i had your life! wow dude incredible
>all those indoor air conditioning units
VERY glad I live in a temperate climate 2bh
enough with the insults bros, there's no need for it
Bet my dong's bigger than yours mate ;)
no one buys battlefield games for the campaign any more. i played some and it was a bit boring.
Is it true only catholics have open coffin wakes/funerals?
have seen 2 (two) dead bodies in my life inshallah
need a scottish italian-jewish impressionist comedic actress gf
SHEEPSHAGGER
good lad. this 5'4 lad right?
fuck oven dodg....
Brits have to share their big willy acronym with blacks
Ours is also an arrest factor
I'm on it tomorrow. Glad I have friends who trap and know what they're doing or i'd have a shit time
>comedic
Can you translate that post into English?
Yeah we do
It's fucking weird
People touch the bodies too, I've touched countless dead bodies and it's like touching a wax figure except it is deathly, deathly cold. Like way below room temperature cold and the rigamortis and everything, and they are so very pale. It's strange.