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feel like pure shit edition x

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would appreciate a heeming x

did not notice the other thread might be a tad drunk haha x

Abloo bloo bloo xx

Really makes me think.

>yank definition of liberalism
makes me spew every time

Can't decide if I need a poo or not, guess I'll find out if I shit the bed.

really want to do something with my life but I've got no talent and I'm not particularly smart

no one has explained to me what working class is yet

real liberals crush degenerates

Life's mostly hard work with some luck, or so i've been told

Just jumped out of the 15th floor window.

Think I've broke me arse bone.

Are people ultimately more divided by race or class?

Screeching at these eyebrows

It's entirely different for a person living in an industrial, economically, politically and socially developed country to go out of their to get themselves killed which otherwise would not ordinarily happen. If you're saying that literal African famines caused by economic and political mismanagement are in the same tier you need to kill yourself you stupid little brain dead edgy spastic

>dad was a dealer
>mum was a hairdresser
>lived in 12 different houses by the tiime I was 13

working class

I THINK IVE SPRAINED ME ANKLE

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She looks like she can suck cock proper or she'd be real dirty

Get in

hello

ah yes, the Irish intellectual

Working class means didn't go to Uni and has a stupid accent

NEED a kazakh gf

people who sell their labour, be it mental or physical, for a living

good post

Howling

Yeah mate I'm sure I'll get matched based on my 0.6% chance that is typical of tinder

>kazakh
they're like eastern european asians

fanx but no fanx

I'm so working class that when I was a little babby the local priest christened me with a quarter bottle of buckfast

My ma smoked and drink so much when I was in the womb that I came out yearning for a twenty deck of benson and hedges paired with extreme fetal alcohol syndrome

That's how working class I am, any problems middle class pampered dickheads???

So a CEO is working class

Great definition mate

>jews should all be kill-

>VIRGIN
FUCK OFF

EVERYFUCKINGWHERE I GO

We know you're working class we can see your flag

Who the fuck is that MILf

just bought a 1990 hilux

fouhhhhhhhh

>tfw to working class too be intelligent

What uni wankers in denial think master tradesmen are part of

Just sold an Icelandic runt a sack of potatoes and told him it was a '1990 Hilux'

Fucking pagan savages

literally me rn after mandy last night

tempted to do a line of coke to make myself happy

is this cool?

Where does snot come from lads? seems to be endless, what makes it in your body?

Comes from inside you body. Hope this helps and you feel all better xx

In all seriousness I've been labouring all my fucking life for pennies, therefore I am the working class king of this place

While you uni benders are chatting shit about space physics I'm up at 6 in the morn for the daily grind, hard fucking work

I'd love to put all you middle class bellends to work out in the fields, then you'll see what real work is

>What uni wankers in denial think master tradesmen are part of
>why yes my dear, I am a master plumber known 'cross these fair lands for my skill and guile

no

lol baby on his first cumdown

Well you are right but surely there's not infinite snot, it has to stop at some point. and thanks x

I never went to uni or even got A levels cunt

Can't help that I got a better job than you

Sniff a line of washing powder and die

>want to swim
>prone to ear infections
its not FAIR

Snot comes from the small Australian in your head who wanks off when you're sick and weak and cums in your nose and throat

wanted to kill myself my first time desu

>ear infections

Never had one, what's that like?

Post your snus music video faggot

Post the gif of the guy dancing on stage in a huge suit

>ear infections
fucking horrendous
very very painful, some pus, can't hear for ages

so fucking sad rn i feel useless and pathetic i just want to talk to someone

any advice bro?

Used to work on a construction site before I went to Uni desu, then started doing freelance stuff and enjoyed it but I just couldn't be arsed with the hassle after a bit, whether Uni was a good idea or not we'll see haha, not even sure I care about where I end up anymore.

Is Pewdiepie right? Do the media not like online personalities because they have more influence than the old school outlets

>tempted to do a line of coke to make myself happy
mong

just had a wank lads

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this one?

Drink a pint of water with alka seltzer and grow some testes ye skiprat

fuck sakes you welsh knob

I told you not to take it

got cum stains on my favourite shirt

>There are people that don't feed drink to a child on its Christening
>there are people who don't have a big party after a funeral full of drinking, singing and dancing
wew

feet > face > tits > mouth > arse > thighs > calves > pussy > belly
tbhwy

gf snapped me this

would probably have sex with tom daley but i consider myself entirely heterosexual
i don't know what it is just some men seem like they'd be good to have sex with

Yeah. Where did you draw the inspiration for this? How many involved?

I like to take pictures at both events to commemorate them desu.

Did your oneitis get stuffed with a big pork sausage or something?

>feet >
nonce

>not sniffing a cheeky line in the morning before your lectures

was regretting buying bf1 but i just played some and i wasn't dying every 2 seconds, unlocked some decent weapons and was having loads of fun manning a fuck off machine gun on the airship that was hovering above a capture point.
the sounds in the game are great. really realistic.

>christening

fuck off christcuck

never been to a funeral, only ever been to a wake (my parents thought i was too little to go to the funeral proper, it was for my grandpa and i was 5). I remember the wake just being family introducing themselves to eachother.

While reading a story I came across a section detailing mice that were addicted to electrical wiring insulation and caused a great many house fires.

I had a feeling I wasn't familiar with, where I imagined screaming and stomping amidst a carpeting swarm of these mice; crushing and squeezing them. Always too many.

*snaps her a closeup of my superior willy*

multi vits you goon

Someone please tell me who this is I'm busting for a wank

this isn't me just some random guy from ísafjörður that I had class with
there are some other icelandic songs about "bagg"
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Who is this??

are you one of them who only buys it for multiplayer?

that does sound pretty tempting but i think a comedown would make me kill myself so i shan't be doing that

WOW!
your family sounds AMAZING!
i wish i had your life! wow dude incredible

>all those indoor air conditioning units
VERY glad I live in a temperate climate 2bh

enough with the insults bros, there's no need for it

Bet my dong's bigger than yours mate ;)

no one buys battlefield games for the campaign any more. i played some and it was a bit boring.

Is it true only catholics have open coffin wakes/funerals?

have seen 2 (two) dead bodies in my life inshallah

need a scottish italian-jewish impressionist comedic actress gf

SHEEPSHAGGER

good lad. this 5'4 lad right?

fuck oven dodg....

Brits have to share their big willy acronym with blacks

Ours is also an arrest factor

I'm on it tomorrow. Glad I have friends who trap and know what they're doing or i'd have a shit time

>comedic

Can you translate that post into English?

Yeah we do

It's fucking weird

People touch the bodies too, I've touched countless dead bodies and it's like touching a wax figure except it is deathly, deathly cold. Like way below room temperature cold and the rigamortis and everything, and they are so very pale. It's strange.