White to move

White to move.

Nice trips.
I would love to but to be honest I am to drunk to pay chess right now.

*too

What are you hoping to accomplish?

axb6

pawn on far left, take the other one

I've had alcohol before, but I've never been drunk.
I kinda would like to, if for no other reason than to see what it feels like, but drinking is not something my friends and I do.

actually not axb6, just a6

Ke7

Bf4

I'm curious, why?

Ke7

I do not drink often, but I live with a painful disability and sometimes I just need that pain relief.
To drink is to feel elated and hot and energized but slightly numbed and slowed.
It is not for everyone, I used to never drink to be honest and I know I am weak using alcohol as a painkiller, but it is so easy.

Posterity.

bish c6

Bishop to c6

good question


bc6

bishop c6

threat horse with pope , horse must escape , kill enemy pope with tower

...

>Thread horse with pope
black inserts check (Bf4)
>White responds
move knight. no pieces lost by black.

If the niggercorn moves to d4 after threat from Francis, then both Francis and 9/11 are threatened, so massa is guaranteed to lose one of the two, and cannot put nigger in such a situation that nigger would have to lose two miniatures to eliminate one of the two threatened miniatures.

The best case scenario for massa then is to attack the cultist with 9/11, and Francis is lost the next turn.

Kxf6

Kxf6

bxf3

Kxf6

Castle to f2 to fork him

rook too c2 the no matter how black moves rook too c8 is check mate.

Snatch black king off the board and scream (in best retard voice) "I got your king! I win!" then run away.

Wait no.

Rc2

Ke7

Canada.

Black king to e7

That's racist

a5xb6 p easy

i guess you gave to do rc6 then

have to*

NYPA
Dumbass.