REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

omg yes finally, i've been waiting so long for this thread.

I'm so fucking lonely... ever since my ex broke up with me i've just been eating, wanking and sleeping. Now i've turned into a fat piece of shit that browses Sup Forums.

I can't wait to meet my new girlfriend tomorrow.

PRAISE KEK!

Op is a faggot

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll keep replying until it happens

Co kurwa?

can't hurt

Immunity cat is keeping us virgin forever

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reeeeeeeeeee

Ok. I guess thats good.

what about 2

Sure

,.

Yeah, that's gonna happen just like we're gonna get Half-Life 3 three years from now.

well, nothing to lose

Gf confirmed fuck yeah :DDDDD

pls

I want my gf.

Dios mio

gibe

what if I want a boyfriend?

u better not be lying bitch nigga

i'm gay

8888/10 gf incoming

Ye alrite

wow kewl xDDDDD

ok

Bundle of sticks

no harm no foul

K

Tfw 2k17 no gf fml

ybybyby

gib

Wheres my gf?! You better not have bamboozled me

not sure.

sdgsg

ho ho hoooooooo

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One can dream.

I shouldn't go for this bait, but I am desperate at this point.

Ok

proof needed

no

What if I want to break up with my girlfriends? Did I just fuck that up because I responded to this post? Fuck you, OP.

Hornswoggled!!!!!

i so badly want to feel your warm soft skin against mine

Pls i really need one

reply

yesplz

I fucking hope so.

nice thing ️

pls

Bollocks

Ok, why not?

I've got nothing to lose

nice

finallly

Trying to kill two birds with one stone over here

Bacon

Finally

Liar

i have a gf now

sure

I wish

don't get what you see in that pale mentally ill child.

Can't wait to see that slut

The impossible's going to happen

>spending day exclusively with family

I hope not.

op please deliver

I'll just sit here and wait for my gf...

please

just replying since there actually is a little chance

posting in case werks

:^)

Does this work in reverse? I feel I have a girlfriend will i be single tomorrow? Because I do - she's blonde with big fake tits, she's on that needle thingo so I spaff inside her every time we fuck, she swallows...but fuck she's boring.

must get gf, i haz gurl i want

dose she come with a sandwish

Ok

yeah right

can i be someone's girlfriend

K

:(

But what if i have one already?

hooray

Fat chance, would be lucky if I even get noticed by her.

lol. sure. russian web order bride!

Pls :c

I want to die

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plz

Hi there bby

God speed

DONE

Well, I'll actually be leaving the house tomorrow. And I haven't slept for 29 hours.
First post well spent after 7 years of lurking.

i hope so :( im 18 and ive never had one

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SHOW ANUS PLUS EGGS

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