UK goverment to ban 'non-conventional' pornography, thoughts Sup Forums??

UK goverment to ban 'non-conventional' pornography, thoughts Sup Forums??
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Looks like Europe is getting cucked again, what else is new?

Well... how about this?

Step 1: Spam parliament with porn.

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

Makes sense for the Caliphate of UK to do this.

When your ex PM can fuck a dead pigs head, but you can't watch 2 asian grannys piss on eachother...

it`s less about the UK being controlled by muslims and more about a conservatice government, disliking everything that´s more perverted than a married couple doing it in missonary

cUKland does it again.
hope they enjoy the massive flux of STDs that are going to be so much more apparent now that they're forced to fuck whores, rape sluts, or deal with miserable sacks of shit who will cuck them to get off.
>pimps and whores run cUKland
if south america is full of narco states, does that mean cUKland is now a whorestate? or disease ridden? of cUKstate?

what you described is exactly how muslim governments are run...
the american (canada/US) conservative governments were never this fucking retarded.

Never forget: if you are mean to muslims, they will commit terrorist attacks against you. And as we all know, islam has nothing to do with terrorism.

so many things, so little time

ok,

> the massive flux of STDs

Britain is already riddled with STD's due to its atrociously poor sexual education. Also the people already passing the std's around aren't the ones who sit at home wanking to porn

>they're forced to fuck whores, rape sluts

Because they can't masturate to porn? What do you think human male sare? Unhinged sexmaniacs who need to find any way to slake their ravenous lusts lest they go into some sort of berserk semen spraying rampage?

Males will masturbate to anything, up to and including what is in their mind's eye. Porn has just made it a quicker and easier process. When I was a teen we had no porn so I masturbated to the pictures of womens breast implants at the back of my mum's cosmo and topless girls in national geogrpahiv. Life finds a way my friend. Life finds a way.

If anything, maybe this ban will encourage more people to actually go out and meet humans rather than jacking off to traps all day

>or deal with miserable sacks of shit who will cuck them to get off

This sentence is pretty fucking dense but I will give it a go. So the poeple who were dependent on porn will now have to go and find miserable people (the sacks of shit) who will make them into cuckholds in order to gain sexual satisfaction?

Ok, so apart from the shakespearian slur 'cuck' being fashionable now and you felt like you should join the cool kids bandwagon, what does that sentence even mean? I am genuiniely curious

>if south america is full of narco states, does that mean cUKland is now a whorestate?

The brittish have employed prostitutes for far longer than there has been states in south america so.... yes?

>or disease ridden?

As mentioned, yes there are epidemics of STD's in the UK, especially in areas of poor education and low employment

>of cUKstate?

Again, I have a feeling that you do not really know what the term cuckhold means

>if you are mean to muslims, they will commit terrorist attacks against you

If you tell a guy he's a cunt, the guy might punch you in the face

Or he might wait until your back is turned and then stab you in the neck

Either way, don't call people cunts unless you are planning on fucking them over before they can do the same to you

looks like its time to troll the EU... you with us SkankHunt42?

>death to all cartoonists

Yes I agree, very rational people

sexual deviation is incredibly destructive. this ban is gonna increase mental health in the uk a lot

I never said that they were rational. Just if you are planning on waging war on someone then you can't start crying when the person fights back. Also when in a war it's a bit retarded to start whining about the weapons used to fight it

>aren't the ones who sit at home wanking to porn
and when you remove porn from the equation... oh look that many more people will have to deal with these epidemics.

>males will masturbate to anything
tell that to all the evidence showing pedos who jerk off almost never end up doing the real thing when they can simply jerk off to something arousing on the internet

>go out and meet more humans
how is that at all a good thing? people are fucking awful, you're likely to contract/spread disease, or be abused, or conned out of money. what the fuck do you freedom hating fascists have against people willing to do what they want with themselves? especially when it doesn't affect you or harm anyone.

>the poeple who were dependent on porn will now have to go and find miserable people (the sacks of shit) who will make them into cuckholds in order to gain sexual satisfaction?
find me someone who doesn't cheat, monogamy died a long fucking time ago bub, get with the times.

>what does that sentence even mean?
it means that people have fetishes, removing their ability to explore them on their own will force them to find someone to do it with, see the previous sentence for how having a sexual partner is the same thing as being a cuck in 2016
btw removing porn wont stop people from exploring sexually, now sadists will have to actually harm people to get off rather than watching professionals on the internet, great idea... think of all those peopel with rape fetishes, all those bondage and rope play. these shit is extremely dangerous when done without knowledge of the risks.

so you're willing to allow threats of violence prevent you from your right of free speach?
cuck.

real question is, what do you have against an industry which employs thousands of people, generates truckloads of money in tax revenue, and generally makes the world a better place?
all because bigots want to control what people explore sexually?

>oh no my childrens watched tranny porn! my childrens watched black people fucking!!!
none of your fucking concern what other people do you freedom hating piece of shit.

this will only destroy an already crippled economy.

I'm laughing at those britbongs publishing an Act sounding like:

"...The only approved pornography is where a biologically certified male inserts his penis into a biologically certified female's vagina, for the sole purpose of procreation. Current law also requires that the person(s) watching the video, image or otherwise available media containing that scene, expressed, drawn or implied, must be of legal age at the moment of the watching starts..."

No, that is how terrorism wins. Did you learn nothing from the irish troubles boy? We won the war against the irish through superior force, diplomacy and resilience in the face of adversity.

I can say whatever I like and I usually do. The threat of islamic terrorism does not worry me.

However, for the same reason why I don't go up to the hardest meanest fucker in a pub and tell him his daughter's tied up in my van with my bleeding cum leaking out her sore arse, I don't antagonize religious nutters for shits n giggles

However, that is not what this is all about

The west have decided that they needed to have an interventionist foreign policy in the middle east and have endure ilsamic terrorism since the 70's as a result. This has led to an increasingly hostile relationship between uneducated fuckups in the west and uneducated fuck ups in the middle east. So whilst those in the west are sick of having kebab shops opening up everywhere the people in the middle east are tired of having western folks try to overthrow their democratically elected governments and bomb their schools with hellfire strikes.

On both sides there is hyperbole in order to incite the lower classes into violence but at the end of the day, we are at war with elements within the middle east, in the same way that they are at war with elements of the west and both parties will use any tactics to keep on stoking that conflict

>disgusting fetishes getting banned
'Tis bad how?

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The first part was a complicated way of saying "I don't mind giving up certain rights as I think the government knows best."
But then you comment on the stupidity of the government's handling of the middle east.
So...?

this is the price you pay for wanting brown people out. 3 fingers in every orifiice, while the government fuckes you with its dick plus 5 fingers. Hope they spit enough on your asshole, because your ass is gonna get raw for the next 10 years.

>hostile relationship between uneducated fuckups in the west
lol? last i checked westerners weren't taking shit into their own hands and slaughtered innocent people.

>uneducated fuck ups in the middle east
they kill eachother, they don't give a fuck about how much anyone sidesteps them, if you aren't 'them' you're allowed to be murdered, it's what they believe. using stupid excuses like "he drew something i deem sacred!" is victim blaming and nothing more.

>those in the west are sick of kebab shops
fuckoff, kebabs are amazing and they not only help feed us they provide beneficial tax monies. only a retard would think that's a bad thing. only people that hate them are those who lost their business to something better.

>attacking schools and overthrowing their democracy
a) they attack their own local schools, i've yet to hear of a nato attack on any hospital let alone a fucking school
b)democratically elected
lmfao why would they overthrow a gubbermint they've propped up? it's the dictatorships which resemble that of communism which are being overthrown (by the host countries very own population mind you)
westerners are far too lazy to bother doing what you're implying.

yeah don't get me wrong, the fact that britain wants to ban porn is fuckign ridiculous. I was just bemused at what the other chap was writing

and when you remove porn from the equation... oh look that many more people will have to deal with these epidemics.

You are right. Porn is literally the only thing stopping people just going out and fucking 24/7. If there wasn't porn on Sup Forums I would be literally outside my door now fucking everyone I came across. Pun possibly intended

>tell that to all the evidence showing pedos who jerk off almost never end up doing the real thing when they can simply jerk off to something arousing on the internet

Ok, i will. I will tell the evidence that. Then I will tell all my pedo friends that they dont have to fap to cp and midgets and lolis and young looking skanks and youtube videos of little girls dancing on x-factor any more because they could also try to use their imagination a bit. I will also tell them not to rape kids because rape is bad, m'kay

>how is that at all a good thing? people are fucking awful

Fair point, well made. You come across as a reasonable sane person and I wish you the very best in life

>find me someone who doesn't cheat

My girlfriend doesn't cheat on me but, you know, how would I prove that? I'm on the internet. My girlfriend could be a cumrag named gladys I keep under my pillow. You are just going to take my word for the fact that every human beiing is not an insufferable asshole or a cheating harridan

>it means that people have fetishes...

You can explore your fetishes in the real world. There are sex clubs and swingers parties and meet ups for all sorts of kinks.

>think of all those peopel with rape fetishes, all those bondage and rope play.

My gf has a rape fetish. I find it creepy but I play along with it cos I love her and it goes along with my own fetish of lovingly fucking someone with a rape fetish

when governments turn into nannystates, it's practically a dictatorship.
wait and see how bad this slippery slope leads to.

Islam is the whole reason the they do this but didnt that uk guy use it to his advantage in ww1 idk pretty sure he did

lil
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So Brits, you going to stand by and let this happen?

Fight for your rights.

I'm fairly sure if they took porn of the Internet, there would only be one website left, and it'd be called bring back the porn

glad they brexited out

>The first part was a complicated way of saying "I don't mind giving up certain rights as I think the government knows best."

Not really. I am invested in the government through the tax I spend on it. This does not mean that I particularly like the government or even fully trust it but I know that some of my pennies went into the pockets of the paras sent in to suppress the irish and those forces sent in to support Bush Jr's little forage into the middle east quite recently.

I have no interest in giving up any of my rights, whatever they might be. I mean, I am not allowed to bring an rpg-7 when attending a royal wedding but on the plus side I am perfectly within my rights to denounce the monarchy and call for its disestablishment.

At the same time I am happy to live in a country where it is considered to be illegal to spread lies in order to incite religious hatred but at the same time I can sit and write that the catholic church has emplued more pedophiles than the bbc and that there are certain aspects of islamic culture should be considered human rights violations, such as Saudi capital punishment and female circumcision. In fact, their treatment of women as chattle as a whole is pretty deplorable.

Although, personally I wouldn't mind having a harem of 14 year old slave girls licking my cock but I think that's only reserved for the rich muslims and Isis memebers. I am not sure though. I would need to do some research on the topic.

Regarding "the governemnts" handling of the middle east I am in fact referring to all western dealings in the middle east since the Sykes–Picot Agreement of 1916

Holy shit, 100 years pass by quickly eh

I'm in.
But.. call me Gerald, please.

This news story is about 2 years old and NOTHING has changed since then.
Literally nothing.

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>My gf has a rape fetish
lol girls only say that when their boyfriends are bitches and they want them to be manlier. and/or the sex has gotten boring.

>completely skipping over the point of being able to view and entertain fetishes safely alone instead of relying on shady clubs and disease ridden whores

at the end of the day, it's just a bunch of cucks and whores trying to get rich or get more dick
to be expected from a place like cUKland

>last i checked westerners weren't taking shit into their own hands and slaughtered innocent people.

We slaughter innocent people all the time and we are good at it. Did you not read about the fucking funeral we drone striked? Do you not think that women and kids were invited or something?

>kebabs are amazing and they not only help feed us they provide beneficial tax monies. only a retard would think that's a bad thing

I agree wholeheartedly

>they attack their own local schools, i've yet to hear of a nato attack on any hospital let alone a fucking school

You should have a look at what NATO's allies in israel get up to then.

But no, jokes aside, we have blown up a shitton of schools and hospitals in Iraq. Shit hapens in war.

>why would they overthrow a gubbermint they've propped up?

Ask Kermit Roosevelt. Something about the nationalization of oil if I'm not mistaken

>it's the dictatorships which resemble that of communism which are being overthrown (by the host countries very own population mind you)

Which countries are you referring to, these communist dictatorships?

>westerners are far too lazy to bother doing what you're implying.

Cute sentiment. You shoud however consider reading up on the geo-political history of europe, america and the middle east these last 100... no hell say 2400 years or so

>lol girls only say that when their boyfriends are bitches and they want them to be manlier. and/or the sex has gotten boring.

Yeah I think you are right. Since letting her out of the basement and given her free run of the house the sex has turned lame as fuck. She doesn't even want to go back to her parents any more

Shit sucks hard. I think I might have to go back to Gladys I think

what does non-conventional porn mean?

It's when the focus is on the man's face and chest most of the time and the scene only ends when the woman cums all over the guy's face

the whole thing is a joke i heaered some guy downleaded some bdsm porn few years back the media made an example out of him and he got sent to jail he is jobless now and homeless

he can't get benifits or a council home so lives in some park

the news were reporting on how that's unfair and shit why do they do that when it was the fucking media who put him in the position

people spamming it allows us to call cUKs from cuckland cUKs again
so i'm happy.

>UK goverment to ban 'non-conventional' pornography, thoughts Sup Forums??

Brit politicians are screamingly gay as fuck and in heavy, heavy denial.

Funny joke