What are you faggots doing for thanksgiving? Pic related is my plan

What are you faggots doing for thanksgiving? Pic related is my plan

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I don't celebrate mass genocide holidays.

why trying to quit american pig?

What are you, some kind of faggot

Watch the edge redskin

My life is lonely and miserable.

Sorry OP, forgot to answer. I'm probably going to my folks to see my brother and them and eat some standard Thanksgiving food.

Just Microwaved and ate a plastic tub of garlic cheese mashed potatoes, it's supposed to serve 4.
10:20am in New York, gonna finish my coffee, maybe have one more cup, then around 12pm I am going to crack open a bottle of vodka and shit faced drunk..
All alone 20 something with no one who really cares, parents haven't talked to me in 4 years, broke up with my long time girlfriend in September..
Just me, a six pack of Rolling Rock, and a Liter of vodka..

Half of Sup Forums right there with you. We should organise a b-porn-watch-together

having anxiety on seeing relatives that i havent talk to in years. i dont know what to talk about

Why dont they talk to you?

Sounds good man, enjoy

Talk trump

Divorced when I was a teen, they both remarried, had more kids, and I'm just kind of a third wheel in their new lives...
No person marrying a parent with a teenage kid wants them around, so I kind of just got pushed out of the way early on.

they sound like wonderful people. Fuck 'em and keep your head high user.

Caffeine + Alcohol isn't good for your health

I'm fairly certain "good health" is the last thing on that particular anons mind.

For the authentic thanksgiving in jail experience, I dig it.

Maybe I'm just an asshole, but I would try to force my selves into their lives as much as possible, and make them look like assholes publicly for shoving their own kid out.

Hope you at least get outside for a walk before you resign yourself to a shitty evening.

lol u sad nigger
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Bump for mutual misery.

that looks nice

Coffee, Nutella sandwiches and some Gaming for me.
Peace out.

Family poor and scrambled at this particular moment. Thanksgiving dinner tonight will more than likely be some tacos.

Happy Thanksgiving all!

>Parents haven't talked to me in 4 years

Hey, so we're in the same boat.

ive never been 2 New York Post apartment if cool i might come hang with you for the weekend.

whiskey.

You need some ranch on that shit bruh

well our gas got cut off like 2 weeks ago and i can't afford to turn it back on. So we're baking chicken in an conventional oven right now.

Wouldn't mind as much if I didnt have take a bird bath before work everyday.
Would take a cold shower but it's 38F

>can't afford to pay gas bill
>can afford internet
Time to drop some of your entertainment budget

Nothing, as always.

I'm on my neighbor's internet.

Are you kidding? Those are the only holidays worth celebrating.

Big Bite from 7-11 because it's a fancy hotdog.

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Make shitty videos, lay around, get drunk.

Thanksgiving was last month.

smoke weed instead basically

this.
>get high

I'm going to fuck your mother's pussy and she is going to thank me for it

Gee..., what a clever reply..., for a 12 year old.
Kill yourself faggot.

i have to work today. and my family lives a couple states away so i probably eat like a sandwich from 7-11 or something

I'm having fries potatoes with Alfredo and meat balls then going back to bed. Living alone has the benefit of not having my days off work ruined by other people.

All the wars of all the world, all the conflicts, battles, genocides, exterminations, religions vs religions, towns vs towns, nations vs nations, neighbors vs neighbors, the billions that have died since our creation...and white liberals will still cry about nothing but the white man killing Indians.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Going to fucking fantasize about scalping an Indian while I gorge myself. It'll be better than sex.

gee, you sound like a badass, fighting that strawman liberal like that

you fat shit

Not really a celebration when it's one of the most cheapest times to buy turkey

This, except I have the "Hungry Man" version.

I'll augment my TV dinner with some white potatoes, a box of Stovetop stuffing, and a 12 pack of Pabst.

Whoopty shit. I fucking hate holidays.

Sucks to be us, doesn't it Sup Forumsro??

Staying in bed most likely thinking about my ex and crying.

Friends house

If you're thankful for your family, and the work they put into the meal that you're eating, then it's thanks giving every day.

Nothing much really. I happy wished some people a good thanksgiving, even though I have no thanksgiving here. Probably going to eat a few crackers, slice of cheese and a hard boiled egg. Of course I didn't tell any of them that, don't want to be the downer guy or anything.

>he doesn't celebrate the mass genocide (for the sake of improving the world) of savage people destined to never advance beyond anything, just like the africans
beta pleb probably doesn't even want to pass on his genes.

Dinner with the family.