ITT: Prove you're not an Amerifag
>HARD MODE: No political statements
Ill begin:
>I can type this with my Keyboard: Ä Ö Ü ß
ITT: Prove you're not an Amerifag
>HARD MODE: No political statements
Ill begin:
>I can type this with my Keyboard: Ä Ö Ü ß
Je connais une autre langue
Honour
No era penal
qwertzuiopüöä
1+1=2
Педал
بارك الله امريكا
Ο Θεός να ευλογεί την Αμερική
上帝保佑美国
I enjoy refugees and eat fermented fish.
Get fucked cunt
>I enjoy refugees
Suicide, now you millennial fag
è è ò €€€€€€€€€€€€€
am born in "baby bommer" year, from not american native (1958), am enjoying much refugees as well
My country was on the losing side of at least one World War.
But I am an Amerifag and can also type this shit, Ä Ö Ü ß.
What do?
i ride moose and drink maple syrup.
Ps sorry
are you a negro?
status of waves:
ruled
My da's in the UDA.
I enjoy shitposting and bringing up country threads because deep down i am not satisfied with the shithole that i live in
I don't like McDonald's. I am not fat.
Who needs a fishing pole?
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You are gay, though.
I'm clever
Up the UDA and the UVF
i've got shitty teeth and i drink pints of warm ale
ì càn typé thìs wìth my kèybòàrd
>inb ÒP ÌS À FÀGGÒT
... and I apologize if this offends anyone.
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the breakfasts I used to eat in my home country is terrible compared to the ones I eat living in the U.S.
>i enjoy refugees
exactly how do you enjoy refugees?
YEEEO, NO SURRENDER!
damn true, i mean most of US food is revolting, too much oil and shit, but damn they have great breakfast
the women are submissive and haven't suffered brainwashing from new wave feminazis.
also cheap labourforce is fucking glorious.
Nekenčiu jūsų visų jūs niekam tikę pederastai
I can type пошол нахуй Ärenloser Hürensohn without trouble.
You don't need no steenkin' wall between glorious Mexico and usa...
I got no guns. And I wans't allowed 2 drive till 18. + weed is legal over here
Vhat ze fuck did you chust fuckingkt say about me, you little bitch? I’ll haf you know I graduated top uff mein klass in ze Nafy Seals, undt I’fe been infolfed in numerous secret r-r-raids on Al-Qfaeda, undt I haf ofer 300 konfirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla varfare undt I’m ze top sniper in ze entire US armed forces. You are nichzzingkt to me but chust anozzer target. I vill vipe you ze fuck out mitt precision ze likes uff vhich has nefer been seen before on zis Earzz, mark mein fuckingkt vorts. You zink you kan get away mitt sayingkt zat schit to me ofer ze Internet? Zink again, fucker. As ve speak I am kontactingkt mein secret network uff spies across ze USA undt your IP iss beingkt traced r-r-right now so you better prepare fur ze schtorm, maggot. Ze schtorm zat vipes out ze pazzetic little zingkt you kall your life. You’re fuckingkt dead, kid. I kan be anyvere, anytime, undt I kan kill you in ofer sefen hundred vays, undt zat’s chust mitt mein bare hents. Nicht only am I extensifely trained in unarmed kombat, but I haf access to ze entire arsenal uff ze United Schtates Marine Korps undt I vill use it to its full extent to vipe your miserable ass off ze face uff ze kontinent, you little schit. If only you kould haf known vhat unholy r-r-retribution your little “clefer” komment vas about to bringkt down upon you, maybe you vould haf held your fuckingkt tongue. But you kouldn’t, you didn’t, undt now you’re payingkt ze price, you goddamn idiot. I vill schit fury all ofer you undt you vill drown in it. You’re fuckingkt dead, kiddo.
I am an Amerifag.
Im una cabeza de mierda que se trasladó al país amerifag
Noo fit wai wid a dee at?
I don't think america is a country thus I'm not an amerifag
I say sorry to much
Trump voittoon
A forgtton reminder what hosers came from.
Јел ово довољан доказ?
>Cancer will only cripple me physically, not financially
I listen to horrible shitty music
you got me at the:
> haven't suffered brainwashing from new wave feminazis.
dont even care if they are submissive
My military is shit and cant do shit
KEK This is so underrated
>pic related
I earned my Canadian citizenship in school. Have you ever even tried to colour nunavut.
I have insurance
Sorry
Moi aussi, je peux parler en trois langues
I can speak french, and french canadian ( since I'm a qc fag) faque tu peux aller tfaire crisser la dick a mon chien dans la yeule osti de tapette
Jouale is not a real language, it's a mental disorder brought on by a life of chain-smoking starting at 11 years old and standing in the welfare line all the time.
I actually have freedom.
>legal prostitution
>no censorship on tv (genitals and swearing in the afternoon on public channels)
>legal weed
>age of consent 16 and rarely enforced
>corporations and media don't control my politicians
>most liberal euthanasia and abortion laws in the world
>freedom of speech, religion etc. all maximum
>seperation of church and state
>first country to introduce same-sex marriage
>universal healthcare
>low crime rates
>also cheap labourforce is fucking glorious.
Most refugees are unemployed. For years.
No but my wife's son is.
I know how to actually cook pasta
We dutch people love Canada, you're like us but a little more polite. Love you
Still not proud to be Dutch. I rather live in Canada I think.
>Prove you're not an Amerifag
I've never seen a doctor or dentist bill.
I think a Volkswagen Golf is an average sized car.
I think it's foolish to be proud of your country.
I think 2000 euros per year in tuition for a top-100 university is way too much.
The last time I was in a car was 3 months ago.
They sell Kinder Surprise in my supermarket.
Besides my native language I only speak English and am a bit ashamed about speaking so few languages.
I am an atheist.
Ñ
I spell colour correctly.
Yeah, thanks for stereotyping the entire nation, Ontario.
I wear pants under my trousers
women wear knickers
Cuando era nino, comi tamales, y frijoles con pan muchos vices. But I'm an American, fuck spic countries, fuck you, I love this place.
Este es un post maldito, golpea a tu mascota o tu madre morirá mientras duerme.
I prefer not to be snowplowing roads but sidewalks instead
åäö
popular vote decides our next president
阴茎
you mean you get put on a waiting list
I poo in the loo while most in my country do not.
Ich trinke Jeden Abend ein Einbäcker oder Beck's. Prost
I am an Amerifag
you are all cucks to the greatest nation on Earth
My keyboard has dedicated € and £ keys.
Lucky bastard
соси хуй быдло
what is pedal?
Crisis
>Dutchmen confirmed too stoned to read thread rules
je suis un americain et je peux parler francais
mangez mon cul :^)
Perfect example of what us Americans do not want to become. Enjoy being cucks and fools.
kys
colour
...
>I enjoy refugees and eat fermented fish.
Swedish Surstömming
>Пошёл нахуй
NFKRZ much?