Ask

Ask

Will I ever act out on my more..... questionable fetishes?

Will she be my gf?

Will I ever die?

Will I get a gf this year?

8-Ball,
Will I ever get to date him again?

shiuld I fap

1) Will I have a gf before I turn 30?

Will my plans go the way I'd like?

feelsbadman

2) Will I ever have sex with a cute girl?

Is my friend gonna marry the girlfriend of the guy he's cucking?

will I fuck her?

feelsgoodman

3) Will I get fucked anally before fucking someone?

Will she E. be my gf?

fml

4) Will it be with a girl with a strapon?

...

Will I have fun at my families Thanksgiving?

ok, not too bad

5) Will I get to see her boobs IRL?

Will my health improve with this new regime?

Thanks 8 ball, checked.

will I be with her?

ok, I can dig that

6) Will this be before I turn 30?

Will I succeed?

Kek I definitely will

alright then

7) Will I also get to fuck her?

Are niggers pointless?

kek is the true god?

trips don't lie

will my plans for world domination succeed?

not bad

8) Is she born-female?

Will raggedy princess get an episode to herself?

Is OP a fag

Will i be able to time travel?

fml, always comes down to this

9) Does he/she have a dick?

Is toby fox gonna make more undertale?

Will I get fucked by a guy today

rrrrrrrrolllland

Will I get dubs

a post-op tranny then?

10) Does s/he have large hands and feet and male features?

????????????????/ rolland

It said ask again, will I get dubs

Is mettaton gay?

fuck you, tell me at least if

11) Does she have large feet?

BOW TO YOUR NEW MASTER PEONS

ok, this reassures me then

12) Will she have male facial features?

Will i get dubs?

Am I going to die

GET FUCKED

will i fuck taylor

Ok, roll.

fuck me

13) Will my parents suspect I am dating a dude in make-up?

You should've only asked 11 times

Will I marry her?

Will I die ?

fuck yesss

Roll

Will I get dubs?

Roll for duuuubs

Dubs?

Do I have a big penis ...? ._.

stop giving me fucking zeros, this is serious!

13) Will it be obvious to my family that I'm dating a dude who cut his dick off?

Does she still have contact with him?

>quints baby plzz

NOT DUBS, QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTS!!!!!!!!

tripfag

Should I kill myself

Holy fuck...

Would I do it?

Should i kms?

Will I get laid before the year is over?

Welp, i got dubs too!!

checkin to see if I lose my virginity this semester or nah

Will he ever ask me out?

mfw

14) Will he take my anal virginity before taking my dick virginity?

Kms?

Ok when should I kill myself?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you lucky bastard.

Does she still love me?

Are they still alive?

ffs

15) Will he fuck my ass before I get to fuck his'?

ive witnessed tru magic mfw it worked

:(

Should I kill myself on 31 Dec 2016

Check my dubs.

I should have fucking quit while I was still ahead at #11

16) Will my nana ask me why I'm dating a dude?

Will I like the results?

Goddamn 8ball I want to die. Just tell me when.

...

>reroll
will i fuck taylor

Am'i gonna get laid this weekend?

Will she come back?

Does she actually dig me

Will she be my gf?

Will she be my friend?

welp, fml

17) Can I not get involved in this relationship and stay away from him/her?

Is Jessica going to be more than just "someone"?

Thank you 8ball. Well I will kill myself in 31 Dec 2016

Does he still love me?

Will we ever get back together?

Will Jessica be a friend someday?

Will I get to fuck her?