Kristen Wiig

Kristen Wiig
>42
>No children
Amy Adams
>41
>No children
Jennifer Aniston
>47
>No children
Winona Ryder
>44
>No children
Rashida Jones
>40
>No children
Jessica Chastain
>39
>No children
Marisa Tomei
>51
>No children

Guys, what's going on?

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Kids are an abomination

Some people have kids, some don't.

They're doing their part to stem the human virus that is destroying the planet.

Amy Adams has a daughter

it's almost as if juggling a career and a family is difficult, and a lot of the people who try to do both end up with fucked up kids
Would you rather they be like Will Smith and his brood of attention-seeking retards with no connection to reality?

>Kristen Wiig
i want 2 impregnate her lads

Having a kid ages a woman by 5-10 years. Its no coincidence that all those women you listed are still hot.

i'd rather impregnate amy, myself

kwig seems more interesting

Now that you guys mention it, I'd love to impregnate Jessica Chastain

Stacy Dash looks younger than half the list.

but shes a nigger nobody

>"user, I want a baby. Can you give me one?"

y-yes mrs. ives

top pick desu
she'd probs be my second choice

she will eat your children right out of your pantsnek

neither redfu may be polluted with male seed

...

Chastain is Sup Forums's mommy

o-okay
anything to keep her perfect

HOWEVER
u may have reba mcentire

fucking barren slag

Because they are busy getting their pussy and asshole tear apart by big thundercocks.

This is a myth. Perpetuated by white women who use it as an excuse to let themselves go.

i want our daughter to wear the doodoo pamper

the white male virus, you mean

Jessica could pass for early 30s imo

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They are all members of a secret charity where they take in and nurture the most troubled waifu fags from Sup Forums. Such dedication leaves no room for a legitimate child of their own.

uguuuuuu~

She's ugly though

YOU'RE UGLY

Get in shape and become a male stripper guys, because one day your waifu may come into your club for a bachelorette party:

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True but i have a child at least

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>Rashida Jones
>40
she looks 25

i was married 4 yrs, my now ex wife aborted my child after she found out i fucked russian prositutes in alaska while working
gonna kill that bitch for it

I'm not a good dancer though.

that's very sweet of them

why have kids when you can have dogs?

you murricans have a serious problem with all that pet neurosis

shouldn't have cheated nigga, only yourself to blame.

Who cares? She's hot as fuck!

say that to my face fucker not online see what happens

You need kids to take care of you/love you when you get old.

These actresses have literally millions of dollars to take care of that.

halfblack don't crack

Isn't Jessica Chastain unmarried and single too?

-straightens tie and pops a breathmint-

Maybe one of us has a chance.

Sorry no,
Whit male virus is only killing humanity

Human virus is killing the planet

Stronk Independent Womyn

Will Smiths other kids are well adjusted, Jayden is the only retarded one.

No, just Trey.

Willow was fucking a 20 year old when she was 13.

>Jayden is the only retarded one.
somebody hasn't heard willow's music

Kids are annoying

People are finding out kids are terrible. That's why I got a vasectomy

what are you a paedo or something

Only plebian shit stains have kids.

Everyone knows this.

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Reminder that "overpopulation" is not a global issue. It is not an issue in the west. It is an interpretation of an economic problem in some non-western regions.

Women in general don't want kids theses days, or are putting it off longer. 30s and 40s are the new 20s if ever.

excellent post

>beta autistic permavirgin thinks he has it all figured it out
>WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE CHILDREN IT IS THEIR DUTY
>IT IS MY DUTY AS A SUPERIOR GENTLEMEN TO PASS ON MY SUPERIOR GENES TO SAVE THE MASTERRACE
>ALPHA/BETA ETC
It'd be hilarious but it's mostly embarrassing

Damn, Wiig is only 42? She looks 50 at least

Y-yes mommy

Sure, where's the cup....

Nigga we literally run out of arable land if everyone in China and India decides to eat meat twice more per week

they are waiting for you to give them babies user

>no way, you'll only touch him inappropriately

And then she rapes me

White women don't want kids
USA will be a glorious mestizo race in your lifetime

your post is mostly embarrassing

>except those dubs

Yeah and everybody in the world would die if the sun doubled in temperature.

What's your point?

The point is that we are overpopulated

Oh... sorry.

none of that will happen because they will just race the prices to match demand.

They made the right choice, pregnancy utterly destroys a woman's body inside and out.

Oh thank goodness, i imagine there will be no adverse effects like prices increasing for us lucky few in the West

is she pregnant with like 3 kids man

that's a big stomach for only one

the prices raise.
poor people in shit countries die.
muh circle.

A guy did an essay some hundred years ago about how everyone's going to die because we'll run out of food. Turns out real life is more complicated than a simple equation.

notice how most of the chicks in the OP have aged way better than other chicks who had babies

Wiig looks like a catcher's mit and the best looking chick mentioned is Amy Adams who has had a kid.

Absolutely. If it's a girl I get to molest her. If it's a boy then it's all you.

Add Christina Hendricks to that list.

>computer simulation of what post preggo Christina could look like

i'm ready

No, you are a Mother of Evil and your show has a really retarded finale

Cate Blanchet
>47
>3 children

She can't keep getting away with it

they all sold their first born and are waiting as long as possible to bring the next generation of movie stars to this gay earth

well you shouldn't have fucked russian prostitutes in alaska. I think you should kill yourself

there's absolutely nothing I wouldn't do to impregnate jennifer aniston

It's probably for the best, the less degenerates have children the better.

>be a degenerate
>blame woman for getting rid of your degenerate spawn before it's too late and she's stuck with it

too late, we are already secretly dating

Women who want a baby bring their absolute A-game in terms of seduction and sex. That's how babies are made. Guys don't even know what hit them.

I dont think i would survive the sexual onslaught of Eva Green.

U fucked up

The prices rise globally

I lost my virginiry the night of Kobe's last game and Iturned 26 about 3 weeks ago and since then I haven't been able to stop thinking about knocking bitches up.

I know its stupid, but I'm bringing home all sorts of bar skanks and fucking them rawdog.

It's one thing to fuck a woman, its another thing to unleash your man batter into her.

Now I want to fuck a pregnant chick while I drain the milk from her heavy, heaving busom.

Sex is awesome you guys.

enjoy the herpes

Jokes on you, I got herpes before I had sex

Yes but first you have to eat this bowl of eggs.

>that fucking guy


a bit jealous 2bh

nope just one kid, but the father is like 200cm big..so you can imagine how big the thing inide of her is..

You can still get hepatisis