Really, Chris? come on

really, Chris? come on

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Son, not everyone goes behind women with 10/10 looks.

You should try it sometime. You won't end up being FA.

DC WINS AGAIN

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The schnoz

She looks 10/10 to me, so...

receding hairline. no qt girl wants a balding guy.

>dating someone who literally ruins her SNL career with her first ever sketch on TV

everyone in hollywood has to pay their dues with the jews

remember, the nose knows

(You)

she looks like a man. so fucking hideous it hurts

Where the fuck did the "Rosie Huntingdon Whiteley is attractive" meme come from?

She's got one of the most busted faces I've ever seen

Terrible face and low test body.

(You)

Agreed m'sirs

After laffing about the slot thing he owes the Jews one

Based Evans and Slate were on Anna Faris' podcast some months ago, and even though she was still with her husband, you can tell they wanted to fug

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I thought she was pretty in Fury Road, that's about it.

Would exchange my hair fine with his beard and body.

truth hurts

>ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
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t. theodore trilby

She looks good, but she waxes her arms so...

>famous man marries woman who isn't 10/10
>disgusting, has no taste, is settling when he should be banging supermodels

>famous man marries 10/10
>clearly just a beard, everyone knows he's gay, 2 years until JUST

Deal with it, she's a she-male

BEARD
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This is not "sharp knees wouldn't bang" shit

She's fucking uncanny valley

woah statham looking kinda JUST'd there family

wait I thought it was common knowledge that he plays for the other team

is she a jew?

Who knows man, some average chicks just have ridiculous pussy game. Probably got them lips that grip lurking down there

Within the industry it is supposedly.
He is such a beautiful man.

thats your reflection from your monitor you idiot

She's perfect

She looks pretty attractive to me.

He's probably dating her because she's fine with him nutting in dude's asses every once in awhile

...

She probably does MMF with him.

Look at that image... Why are women considered the fairer sex again?

They generally are. Evans and Pratt are the exceptions, tbqhwy senpai

>pointy nose
>no boobs
>divorcée

10/10

Jenny Slate is pretty funny and she has a TIGHT AF body.

Chris knows what's up

>BLEACHED

But they are both white

>tight body

She's the definition of skinny fat. Absolutely disgusting

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honestly he's fucked plenty of 10/10s over the years.

>jessica biel
>emmy rossum
>lucy pinder
>lily collins

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I didn’t know what to expect when I met Chris... He’s a giant man with huge muscles and he’s Captain America. How could we ever connect?

what did she mean by this?

I'd gladly suck her tiny dick

>from faggy Harry Potter to literally Captain America
can't blame her

I recently discovered her podcast and what a disappointment it has been.

I'll give this Evans one the last try.

Err, that's not a receding hairline you dumb dumb faggot. This man will have a full head of hair until his dying days.

Cap is fucking a different woman every few months. Give it the summer and he'll be balls deep in some other model.

I bet you would, fucking homo.

>CRACKED

she looks like a sandnigger
disguesting

> could probably have married pic related instead

ROOKIE MISTAKE, CHRIS

Eh.

She was hot when he married her.

This is funny every time

Oh my god. How the fuck does this happen.

He must have been molested by his Jewish baby sitter or something. Nothing else can explain this, apart from him using her as a beard.

Pratt being with her Faris, I understand. She was with him when he was out of shape, and had been in like one movie.

Evans being with the least attractive Jewish woman in history, I just don't get.

she just doesn't care

>both white

She could do worse. A lot worse.

>disappointment
That's unfortunate. I just subscribed to it, but haven't actually started listening. Any other recommendations?

hnnnnnnnggg dem lips

he's a feeder

Well he ever bang Olsen and make continue the Aryan race with her?

You think he doesn't like her like that?

Why he married that and not a fatty:

>when asked if she is a feminist, Slate stated, "Am I a feminist? Fuck yeah, I'm a feminist! I think that unfortunately, people who are maybe threatened by feminism think that it's about setting your bra on fire and being aggressive, and I think that's really wrong and really dangerous."

Godspeed, Chris Evans!

I'm new to the whole podcast scene but for the last 4-5months I've never been bored with Bill Burr, Marc Maron, and Joe Rogan's stuff.

For Film-related, I enjoy Filmcast.

I think he did good. Is his tuxedo velvet? Fuck man thats style.

>>jessica biel
>>emmy rossum
I know when Chris Evans is ahead of me in life when he fucked 2 out of 5 favorite waifus.

Generally, the quality of the episode depends on the quality of the guest.

Best ones have been Chris Evans, James Gunn and Dave Bautista

I'm sure that's true which doesn't really show much power in the hands of Anna Faris.
The TJ Miller one (first ep) was one of the worst things I've ever sat through.

You mean with make up they are. A woman that actually knows how to apply make up can drastically increase their attractiveness level. This only stands true for most women under 40 though, as physically they diminish greatly during menopause.

But it can backfire if you put on too much make up like this clown.

Well, it's a very casual and laid-back podcast. It's something for easy listening and relationship advice, not raucous laughter.

Faris is a good host in the sense that she never gets in the way of her guests and even gives out some good advice.

>TJ Miller
Well, there's your problem

she looks great!

>tfw atwell's big firm (but somehow so wonderfully soft) boob never gets pressed against you