A cute girl calling herself a "film buff" asks you what your top five favourite movies are

A cute girl calling herself a "film buff" asks you what your top five favourite movies are.

She seems to know quite a bit about film and you want to impress her.

What do you say?

Tell her that how I feel about a film is more about what you are feeling at the time of watching it and having "favourites" is essentially pointless.

Lawrence of Arabia
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That's honestly the only movie I've ever liked. I just watch movies because i have nothing else to do. I don't really enjoy them.

Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
The Matrix
The Big Lebowski
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Pic related series breaks down the wall between different mediums and is easily the best piece of entertainment any medium has to offer TILL NOW.

Problem Child 2
The Wicker Man
劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲
L'Ascension du Chevalier Noir
Fantastic Mr. Fox

Meme Pow

tell her i want to spread my cum all over her face

Ask her "Well, what do YOU like?"
Then say "Really? I like that film too!

>chinks

>cute


I want yellow fever to leave.

teenage mutant ninja turtles 1990
spaceballs
superbad
the empire strikes back
the matrix

fuck pretentious bitches

Captain America: Winter Soldier
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Iron Man
Guardians of the Galaxy
Ant-Man

>all these answers
christ, it's no wonder none of you get any pussy

Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan

>liking white slags in the current year

I want reddit to leave

>she calls you a pleb

spotted the patrician

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Being a "film buff" is the laziest hobby a human being could have.

"Film enthusiast" is just code for boring person. They likely have no idea how to film, they just like sitting in a brain dead haze.

Transformers 1
Transformers 2
Transformers 3
Transformers 4
There is no fifth

disgusting only good grills are Asian Russian and German

Kys weeb

>German
German girls are as bad as swedish girls, only want BBC and ahmed's curry cock

Trips confirm, user is a real Chad.

I see what you did there, Ash.

I agree, I would never call my self a film buff but I enjoy watching films. Same way I wouldn't call my self a food buff for eating food

in fairness curry cock sounds delicious

The only acceptable answer is "five showings of the new Ghostbusters" you problematic eurocentric transphobic patriarchal fucking white male

Star Wars 4, 5, 6 , 7 and Guardians of the Galaxy

Perfect Blue
Jin Roh
Millennium Actress
The Road
28 Days Later

Girls sometimes do that with me. I immediately drop them on the account of them being insecure and unopinionated.

Tell her "i bet you enjoy the films of wes anderson"

spin 360 degrees and moonwalk away

But I didn't said anything about white women. I will enjoy putting my white penis in my top qt black waifu that will probably stay with me every day of my life because of the low divorce rate between WMBF couples. Do you know chink chicks get a divorce from white men at a higher rate than ebil white women?

>Fight Club
>Pulp Fiction
>The Matrix
>The Big Lebowski
meme-tier films

I ask her why a *film* buff would be interested in my favorite *movies* and explain the difference to her and then walk away in disgust because I only watch kino.

Le memes

Nothing wrong with Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, senpai

Fellowship of the Ring
Dr. Strangelove
Taxi Driver
The Shining
Gone with the Wind

Don't give a shit about the "le pleb and patrician " meme

MOTTE IKE SAIGO NI WARACCHAU NO WA ATASHI NO HAZU SEIRAA FUKU DA KARA DESU KETSURON

>a little too raph

Aндpeй Pyблёв
Il Vangelo secondo Matteo
Offret
Дepcy Узaлa (AKA デルス·ウザーラ)
Modern Times

SHOUNEN SHINWA NI NARE!

...

Your life sounds awful.

Not yet, anyway.

Is that Chinese, Japanese, or Korean?

Go back to Sup Forums faggot your memes are shit

Japanese

Чeлoвeк c кинoaппapaтoм (1929, Dziga Vertov)
Cyд нapoдoв or Sud narodov (1947, Yelizaveta Svilova)
Hoвocти дня (1954, Dziga Vertov)
Berlin: Die Sinfonie der Großstadt (1927, Walter Ruttmann)
Symphonie diagonale (1924, Viking Eggeling)

Once Upon a Time in The West
Ran
Come and See
Grand Budapest Hotel
Drive

This chick is doing her assignment for the film and cinema studies. She invites you over and is stuck on question 3. The question is "Using Labov's six parts of an anecdote, explain the function of the musical interludes". She demands that you eat her asshole out while she gobbles on your nob.

Well Sup Forums?

Eraserhead
Haxan
2001: A Space Odyssey
Enemy (2013)
A Tale of Two Sisters

The things that make her the wettest. These creatures don't deserve honesty.

Yu Aoi is my waifu

This, this right here is a true patrician.

"ADRIIIIIAAAAAAAAAN"

what the fuck is gobbles and nob

This poster spits hot fire.

I don't really watch movies.

>if it's too complicated for me it must be pretentious

Shut up white boi your women look like men!

accept

you dirty rat, you killed my brothah, you dirty rat *datsoundhemakes*

you mad pink monkey?

some gay shit like spartacus and ikiru and le samourai

then she'll suck my dick

Pusher
Apocalypse Now
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Robocop 2 (fuck you it's way better than the first one)
The Iron Cross

wow that doesn't sound pretentious at all!

kek

that gooks ugly regardless

>yellow is better then pink

as if

The Dark Knight
V For Vendetta
The Matrix
Fight Club
Inception

Steph Curry?

End of Evangelion
American Psycho
Dr. Strangelove
7 Seconds per Second
Breakfast Club

Honorable mentions: Amelié, Bill and Ted, ghibli movies, and Falling Down

>inb4 pleb
>inb4 weeb
>inb4 pretentious hipster

is it true asian women have sideways pussies?

*Stephanie

>pretentious hipster
Lmao I thought the requirement for being "hipster" is having non-Top 250 IMDb shit on your list.

Yeah

Ferris bueller's day off
Jurassic Park
Mortal Kombat
Highlander
The Godfather

In that order

How can you be accussed of being a pleb AND pretenious?

>2001: A Space Odyssey
>Battleship Potempkin
>The Seventh Seal
>In the Mood for Love
>Before Sunset

masculin féminin
la chinoise
éloge de l'amour
JLG/JLG - autoportrait de décembre
adieu au langage

No particular order
-In The Mood For Love
-Chungking Express
-Blade Runner
-Drive
-Alien

I sound like a huge fedora tipper.

>Ghibli movies
shit taste you pleb

From bottom to top

Hausu
The Thing (1982)
Fargo
The Royal Tenenbaums
Aliens

Amadeus
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Godfather Epic
Akira
Inception

Shawshank redemption
Moonrise Kingdom
Blazing Saddles
High Fidelity
Top Gun

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Papillon
Mad Max 2
Beetlejuice
Can't Hardly Wait
Lord of the Rings

*laughs*

lord of the rings
dddddd
dark knight
grand budapest hotel
5th one some asian movie

delete this, delete yourself

>making fun of Caucasians
>from Los Angeles

Rocco's Initiations 4
Buttmans British Big Tit Adventure
That one where Nacho Vidal has a knife
Buttman Bendover Babe's 2
Tanya Hyde's discography

Rio Bravo
Clerks
Le salaire de la peur
Children of Men
Cecil B. Demented

>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Don't you dare turning this into one of your epin memes, faggot.

>City of God
>Elite Squad
>Forest Gump
>Into the Wild
>Pulp Fiction

Let's hear your 5, laughing asian whore, I'd like a good guffaw this morning

Dat pussy stank boi!

Drive
Brave Heart
The Road
Disney Tarzan
Predator

>Predator
This will literally get her triggered. Women don't understand mancore kino.

Robocop.
The Sword in the Stone.
Saving Private Ryan.
12 Angry Men.
The Good the Bad and the Ugly

A History of Violence
The Last Samurai
Blue Velvet
Magnolia
Batman 1989