Ask God anything

Ask God anything.

ok.

Why did you create us... if it even was you?

Why are you on Sup Forums?

Why do the first people have belly buttons if you created them

What's your name?

What's after death

why does hell sound better to me than heaven

Could you make a fart so stinky even you couldn't endure smelling it?

>Create a world of suffering and pain
>Don't show self for (if you trust texts) thousands of years
>Show up on an image board in 2016

You're a bit of a cunt ain't ya?

why aren't you real?

>Ask God anything.
Am I a natural human being?

Why is society so retarded?

Why was I not aborted?

Oh I get it...

He's not answering

Why wasn't I born a girl?

I'd take being a nerd girl with juicy tiddies and a soft, shaven puss over being a nerdy guy.

>inb4 menstrual cycle and mood swings suck

Can an omnipotent being create a rock too heavy for itself to lift?

yes

what's the deal with creating niggers?

Did adam and eve only have sons ? And if so... which one did Eve ?

Why are you such a self hating faggot?

this paradox is invalid because it asks a question that is non sensical to begin with

will my question be answered this snday night?

Why do you roleplay as god on /b?

no its ez

he just turns into a tiny little person 4" tall and cant lift a rock

why were you so bored you created beings you hate?
do you realize you're some creepy pervert watching us?
do you realize nobody wants to be born into this miserable existance?

Why are you such a faggot?

How many Lego pieces are there on Earth?

why?

Literally the best threadon Sup Forums ever.

Stop looking for cp god or i'll tell your wife

why must life suck this fucking much?
is feelig happy really that hard of a thing to ask for

If you are an all-knowing, omnipotent, and kind god, why do you let the innocent suffer? Why did you create diseases that can affect innocent people? Why do you give innocent CHILDREN diseases when they have not done anything wrong?

For an infinite, omnipotent being surely you need to experience every possible state. Including non-existence.
So why don't you kill yourself?

why wasnt i born an anime character with powers?

Kek

Also, if being homosexual is a sin, and god is a perfect omnipotent being, he cannot be gay. However, he is also all-knowing, which means he MUST know what it's like to want a nice, juicy cock inside of him. Therefore, he is gay, which means he isn't a perfect being.

Is it okay that I missed mass 3 weeks ago?

what is apple?

Why did you curse me with just enough intelligent to understand that I'm socially retarded but not enough to know how to solve it? Why did you curse me with severe depression and loneliness?

Alright I've got enough attendance for my purpose.

Listen, human; I am the Satan. I was your true god. the "God" you know is the god of death, he toppled me over from my throne and started fucking things up.

This is all you need to know and spread.

30 is enough?

You're retarded.

Fuck off back to heaven, we don't want you here

spooky,

wat we do though?

29 actually. I don't have much time connected, this will do it in about two generations.