As you have all just heard, Reddit is on its deathbed. You know where the redditors will go. They will come to Sup Forums and spread themselves out. We must accept them for who they are and forever recognize their cultural past as to not change ours. We must find a way to permanently separate our identity from theirs. Our lingo will be cracked, our user interface learned, but our identity must remain. This is our migrant crisis, and we must act now before it is too late.
Join me, and we will discuss various tactics for preserving the now oldfag identity.
No they won't, those faggots wouldn't last 10 seconds here.
Julian Baker
You don't know that. They have nowhere else to go.
Sebastian Stewart
>the now oldfag identity >i'm le oldfag hallmark of the newfaggot. saged.
Jaxon Peterson
whats happing to reddit? Whys it dying?
Parker Sanchez
We need diversity, without diversity we will not survive
Zachary Stewart
Fuck off, redditors. Sup Forums is full.
You guys can crash on 9gag if you want.
Caleb Cooper
admins admitted to editing users' posts so they lost their safe harbor status (a legal term. look it up).
this means that reddit can now be held responsible for everything the users say on that site and it also means that users cannot be held accountable for what they say on that site
it's actually Serious Business
Ethan Smith
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Charles Perry
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Jaxon James
SEND THEM TO VOAT
Ryder Thomas
I'd also point out that this will happen gradually and the main traffic will come from r/The_Donald, where most of the scandals occurred. Watch Reddit's user count dwindle like Facebook's.
Henry Kelly
Thanks. Well shit do you think that they rely just bug from there site because of this?
Logan Robinson
If they stand on principles, absolutely.
Think about the pros and cons of reddit and Sup Forums now. You won't have your posts edited, you can say what you want, traffic is fair...
Chase Sanders
Thats a good point but how fast do you think well see them bug out of there?
Josiah Campbell
We could create tumblr blogs (I know hear me out) to move to if it ever gets to bad or to "preserve" the past. Just an idea. I have no idea how that site works but still, its better than nothing
Hudson Lewis
>Create tumblr blogs
What the fuck Is happening with you?
Sebastian Powell
Underated post
Juan Bennett
we need to bring Sup Forums back to when Sup Forums was good.
Elijah Reed
Fuck no. Im not running to some softy feminazi safe haven because some milk toast mother fucker messed up.
Colton Carter
We could have a very subtle codeword in our posts, something that tells people we're not redditors - but only people who know that codeword is.
For example, we could intentionally mispell a certain word, a completely random word that newfags won't notice. Like saying helo instead of hello. It's a shitty example but obviously we would need a better word than that.
Brody Rogers
Sup Forums was never good
Kevin Garcia
It was just an idea. I dont see you with anything better
that's stupid let's just harass them so they never come back. that sounds like a lot more fun.
Asher Jenkins
Thats the point of begin anonymous user. After this thread diesand they come we wont be able to know whos whos
Jayden Parker
>ITT: Edgy teens sekrit club
James Richardson
Sup Forums should brexit the internet
Isaiah Perez
You three should to each other.
Caleb Jenkins
Define good?
Lincoln Bailey
What about a refugee board? /red/ or something just for them
William Clark
I came in expecting a shit thread but got a good kek instead. Thank you, user.
Noah Garcia
Well, you would have to propose it in front of Hiroyuki, which means that the next time he is around, you have to get a decent sized mob together and spam his qna thread with /red/.
Cooper Williams
nigger what
Kevin King
good adjective 1. to be desired or approved of.
Adrian Lewis
What if instead of calling memes "memes" we called them like "ploks" or something
like "hey man pretty dank plok you got there"
(meaning meme)
Leo Lopez
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Liam Ward
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Jackson Cox
Right. Forgot that moot sold the site to some gooks. How often do that slant get on here any ways?
Kevin Miller
> You have to do your mandatory 2 years in Sup Forums - at least. And after that you have to browse at least 3 boards. > You have to wait for at least 1 year before make a post > You have to lruk a lot.
> sorry kiddo , it's good for both of us in this way
Landon Gray
>This is our migrant crisis LOL... we can just triforce to prove non newfag-ness
Levi Davis
how about they get nothing
Ayden Lopez
I propose that the mandatory Sup Forumsootcamp be three months. That was what I did, anyways. Anyone who makes a post with the @ symbol instead of meme arrows be temp banned. This way, we can get mods involved. I also believe we should have daily newfag admissions tests, including questions about memes, history, user interface, and more.
Evan Fisher
le triforce XD
Carter King
this. just ban the newfags and it'll be all fine.
>daily newfag admissions tests, including questions about memes, history, user interface, and more. that would require logins and signups in order to properly do, which would derail the entire point of Sup Forums. and website large id's would be the same.
Kayden Cruz
containment board
Camden Edwards
You newfags get dumber by the day. For starters, end your nypa BS. We ruin lives for fun. Actually having the occasional justification is just icing on the cake. Double down on gore, loli, and quinoa pizza. There is no reason for page 1 to lack any of these threads. They scare normies and Sup Forums off and provide fap material. Caturday. Motherfucking Caturday. Letting this day pass without these fuzzy motherfuckers dominating page 1 was a travesty on your part. Shape up. Harassment of autists is another failure on your part. I know the Crusade of Clyde is long past, but the lack of replacements is intolerable.
John Martin
I didn't say they were mandatory or even accurate. Basically, the redditors would get on the site and the test would be pinned to the top, and it's the first thing they see and they'll THINK it's mandatory. If they don't take it, they aren't the newest fag in town anyways.
Blake Long
That's fucking stupid. It's most likely the case that a large handful of reddit users don't exclusively use that website. We probably share a descent amount of traffic. Just harass everyone like we always have and desensitize everyone to our content. We will convert them.
James White
That's fucking stupid. It's most likely the case that a large handful of reddit users don't exclusively use that website. We probably share a descent amount of traffic. Just harass everyone like we always have and desensitize everyone to our content. We will convert them.