What do You fucking do Sup Forums?

What do You fucking do Sup Forums?

fuck in ass

Masturbate here and mover she to the hospital touching allí her body

Pick her up put her in bed leave her alone

wud like to fuck in ass but probably rubbing her clit and anus while taking as long as possible to get her to the hospital would be the best option.. for now.

Eggs?

Check our her tits

Feed eggs.

Use her as a skateboard to get down stairs

DO A KICK FLIP!

Why won't any of you guys take me to the hospital? ;':(

Push down stairs

Wear her tights

four finger trump salute in da vagooner

Oh god not this again

No not this again

keeeeek

I sell propane and propane accessories I tell you what.

Does a dirty hippie deserve to be saved?

straight to the bathroom, wash her bum out with a piece of soap

wuts that shit on her cheeks?

More than you do, you weird, creepy basement dweller.

Why you always so mean to me user?

Rape

Cave dweller fool.

I'll take broken English for $500, Alex.

I swear the girls name is Brittany.

Because you're a faggot with an unrelated picture.

Nah dude :5

Nah dude :5

Rummage through her pockets, find her phone, and call the girl with the most calls and texts sent to her.
If by some anomaly in the universe, she's that one girl with no girl friends, call her an Uber and send her to ER. I know a guy I trust not to do anything to her.

>thinking you know anyone posted on Sup Forums

you are 13

Satanic trips means bullshit

I'd drag her into a very clean room. Ensure it is pitch black. Strip her naked, and strap her to a gurney. I'd have her head locked still, her eyes forced open, with an automated system to moisten her eyes. (To prevent irritation). I'd then play fraggle-rock on a monitor above her head with no sound, only very faint Katy Perry playing in the background. Strobes would flicker once per second on both sides of her head, but out of view. I would also have an IV system I am capable of doping from outside the room to prevent contact. I would feed, care, and clean her only when she is unconscious.

She would be my ultimate psychological experiment.

El corrector, colega.

holy fuck i shit you not i know her

I do stuff and then come here
Y

take her shoes

Ohhhhhhhh
Meet you at hers?

Eat all the eggs

so whoever posted this is from cornwall helston area

I'd steal her panties and let her sleep it off obviously. I'm not an animal.

The offers open

Grab her by the pussy!!! This is Trumps America now!!!!

where is that information in the picture

Three holes no waiting.wouldrape/100

doesnt need to be its known

take her shoes off and lick her stockings feet

Help her like a normal person would. If she want to fuck me afterwards, she probably could.

also they get a notification if you save one of there photos :/

I would try to wake her up. If she doesn't wake up phone her an ambulance

does "small tits cleavage" have a name? I think it is my fetish

I'd make sure she's only passed out, and not injured from falling down the stairs. If she's okay, I'd drag her to the nearest couch or bed and let her sleep it off. Okay, I admit I might grab a boob on the way.

emily

help the poor girl up and take her to her room. and give her some tylenol for the headache she's gonna have in the morning

Try to wake her up, if she won't, knock a few doors in case someone knows her, and i can pass her drunk ass of without feeling guilty. If no one recognizes her then call ambulance.

>inb4 white-knight
well i know i wouldn't want to be ass fucked every time i pass out somewhere public, and i think i sub-consciously believe i karma

Yep, wash her bum.

take her home, put her in a nice comfy bed, when she wakes up, make her some eggs and orange juice, tell her that she is a lovely woman and that she was lucky some guy didnt finger her asshole. get her some magazines and hot towels and let her have a nice bath, give her some money so she can hire a cab then when she's leaving your house....SLEDGEHAMMER HER IN THE HEAD!!!!!!!

Didn't know there were Cornwall bros about?

"im going to uni to do art and end up as a retail store manager!"

>Cornwall
>Cornwallis

and also make her eat all the eggs

she is fukin laughing her ass off
how clueess are we?

>19
yeah theres a few of us

Ask if bitch ok, if bitch not take to hospital. I'm already taken so we good in the hood

>20
Geddon haha, what other girls you know?

This 2bh, and sniff them

...

a few where you too in cornwall ?

Lucky

You got any favourites? Pasty land in general pard

I actually have a friend like this. She gets pretty drunk but that's not the problem, I think she has some kind of sleeping disorder to boot.
She'll just pass out cold anywhere.
She can wake up pretty quickly but it's still really dangerous. I've seen people creeping up on her with malicious intent.
She's lucky as fuck to have friends who make sure she doesn't get fucking raped.

Vaguely remember this from college, crazy night

you betcha which part of pasty land mainly ?

Not going to tell you specifics user ;)

Post some girls or there name see if I know em

well i tried
so im gonna start testing ya
.amy ?
jade ?
abbi ?
see if you know these 3 from penwith

Hmmm jade brown? ;)

nope try again

Dude I got no idea, how about Hannah jones? Caitlin Bradshaw?

>Caitlin Bradshaw
i went school with hannah

Lovely red head ;)
Uhm is it Amy spooner?

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nice trips and nope im guessing your a helston lad?

Around there and you a Truro?

Every other answer is wrong.

>aitlin Bradshaw
wait you know pagan?

piss on her

Pagan M?

pz bruh

yes

Very rare I ever interact with anyone on here from kernow :3

push her to the left

Shit user I do, guessing you do to? :)

SpriteKit James Bond

thats normal on here

Check my compass because i must be going in circles

Honestly... nothing. Maybe steal her stuff...

Her shitty decisions aren't my problem. If I passed out on the floor nobody would help me, cause I'm a dude.

Kick that cunt down the stairs for trying to block the stairs, obviously.

>>inb4 white-knight
>well i know i wouldn't want to be ass fucked every time i pass out somewhere public

Well you're obviously not my ex-wife, then.

Note: this may be a gratuitous, bitter, opportunistic, throw-away comment, but it is not hyperbolic.

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