Last two digits of this thread indicate in how many months you get laid.
If the number is >50 You'll be a virgin forever.
Roll.
Pretty sure it's gonna happen at christmas eve, because this girl's fucking retarded.
>Fucking virgins
let me show you how to roll
Your rules confuse me op.
been a virgin for 20 years, hoping for a small roll
i can live with ten months
Yessss... Wait, that's more than a year tho.
Aw damn.
currently in a 14 month dry spell, oh dear