My mom just kicked me out of the house.
I have exactly $12.72
My cell phone, but my mom will probably cancel the contract on it, so I don't know how long I'll have calls and internet
I have no other family to turn to, no friends, nowhere to go
What do I do?
If you are serious, user... Go to a homeless shelter to not sleep outside. Fights pass. Sleeping outside sucks a lot. If youre not 12 get a job. Call a friend like... Now ask to crash on the floor for a night. Dont be too scared to ask for help
find an older man to perform fellatio on in exchange for monetary compensation
I'm 38, I don't have a job and can't find one, it's the reason she kicked me out. I don't have any friends either, I'm basically fucked
Top Kek
look for a child youth service was there myself somewhat theres alway juvi homes too not that bad most of the time there strick bud good people if you cant follow there demands you belong as a homless anyways
your last option is a juvi center (youth prison) you shouldnt need one look for a soicial service worker tell help you out most of times free just open up a bit to them. if your over 25 12 in your bank and no social life your fuck mate where you from usa?
kill yourself
You're 38 and living with your mother? Any mental illnesses or something of the sort that has put you in this situation? Only asking because this is the sort of thing that usually gets you in a situation like this.
Bait
>55 ansewr whit throught or the Sup Forums goblins will hunt you in your cardboard house
Did you borrow against your GBP too much?
Kick the fucking door in and rape that bitch. It's what she wants
find a cute girl walking alone and rape her, in prison you will have not only a bed but food to eat, healthcare and a job.
Not that I know of.
where are you anonfriend might be able to help you out if your in Cali
Detroit
>Buy the train/bus ticket and go on to a diferent town. On the new place go to the police station and shit in the first desk you found.
>If you now are in jail just start smash your head against the floor or walls and pretend be mad.
>If it works now are in a mental hospital with all costs and living problems solves, Just keep pretending be crazy.
So why have you been living with your mother all these years? Lack of motivation to find a good job and a career?
this..
I don't know, I don't like going out and socializing , and she's never had a problem with me just staying in. But then she said if I don't find a job in a year I had to get out, that was 2 years ago, I didn't think she'd do it, she's old and needs the company I figured, but she did it.
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Your Mom is in charge of your phone contract?
Underage detected.
So you've been leeching off your mother for 38 years?
Being a momentarily unemployed 24 year old suddenly doesn't feel that bad.
Not in charge of it, she just pays it for me.
Go to a church and ask for help, even if you're not religious. They'll usually have some food to give you and they might be able to help you find a job and even a place to sleep.
Yeah, being in contractor licensing limbo is pretty nice by comparison.
>Found the newfag
>38
>No job
>No friends
>Never moved out of mom's house
Literally kill yourself. You've failed as a human being. Everybody wants you to do it. You won't be missed. Maybe you'll be reincarnated as something not worthless.
you a cute dude in the los angeles area?
2 years? Seriously your mom is in the right here. Cause it was one of 2 possibilities:
You are either a complete waste of life that cant even find a job after 2 years of searching.
Or (more likely)
You are a leech that has been taking advantage of your mother's kindness. You sorta looked for a job at first, but decided your mom couldn't throw you out. So you stopped looking, content with her working hard to pay for your life.
Heres a tip. Use this as a leason and try and shape up your life. If you can't: just fucking kill yourself
He's an obese 38-year-old.
...
Here's what you do OP:
1. Find a bridge.
2. Jump off it.
You can jump off a parking garage as well.
I didn't even look for a job, I thought she'd forget about it, and she doesn't work, she collects retirement money.
OP, do you have a degree or any useful tradeskills?
>Retirement money
At least she worked and she's a woman
No, I dropped out of school with nothing. I've never even had a job, so I don't even have any references
And you wonder why she kicked you out... Anyway this must be bait. Nobody can be such a loser
I legitimately hope this is real. It's fascinating to me that someone so utterly useless can even exist. Oh wait, I bet I know the issue here.
You're a nig nog aren't you? Detroit. Living with mom. She collects "retirement". It's all adding up!
Kys faggot.
You have no idea how much I wish it was bait, I'm sat here freezing my ass off banging on the door and she's not even replying to me. It's like 40 degrees out here and I just want my coat but she's ignoring me.
>Winrar for career gas station clerk.
I'm white.
>I don't know, I don't like going out and socializing
Google schizoid personality disorder.
Then google homeless shelters so you can find a place to sleep tonight and get yourself some sort of diagnosis so you can collect disability.
Real question here:
What did you do during this whole time ? I'm just curious ? played vidyas ? if yes which ones particularly ? On PC I hope. Did you even get good at any ?
More details about what the fuck were you doing to occupy your days over there.
Ever had a girl ? You a virgin ?
Also this
She's hoping you'll die. Oblige her. Not even joking. Kill yourself. End her misery.
Vidya, movies, comics, books, internet... That's it really.
I played PC and consoles, I still have all my old consoles too, Snes, Genesis - The mood my mom's in though she'll probably sell them -_-
post pics of tear stained eyes
Stfu you child
He's hanging around for the will. He's a fat dirty burger eating leech.
I think you should check out gangs. If you are a nigger, you'll be good there. You have nothing to lose and gangs are for people like you.
Your 38? Damn your lucky. You spent 50% of a life time not working and literally being a bum?
Maybe you shouldn't have fucked yourself.
What can you do?
>Homeless Shelter
>Apply for disability because you are autistic af
>Live in shitty apartment with indian land lord
>OD on drugs
thats your best bet.
go to homeless shelter- they feed you good and there's usually at least 1 or 2 cool dudes to takes turns watching your shit. I did one downtown for about 7 months- sucked but it was free rent. No drugs, no weapons or alcohol allowed in there.
Buy van, live in it. Work then go to gym. Save 100k invest and live care free.
I slept under the bridge when I was 15
You can come over and sleep on my couch if you want.
hahahahah
THIS SHOULD BE THE FATE OF EVERY NEET
Goto a temp labour office, as long as your willing to work it's out there, this will give you a good opportunity to try a variety of different jobs.
Or make modern legend of yourself by becoming today's most deadly/longest running serial killer, briefly enjoying the comforts of your victims residence as you move.
God fucking damn OP just kill yourself. Like I'd honestly feel sorry for you if you were like maybe in your 20s, but fucking hell you're almost 40! I'd give you advice on getting a job and pursuing a career but fuck it you already wasted over half your life doing nothing. There's really no hope for you, it would take many years before you were self sufficient. You're really suppose to start working on that when you're like 16, not 38.
>I still have all my old consoles too
Of course you do you fucking faggot.
You realize you just typed what they will say about you at your funeral.
Enjoy your self penned obituary
Stay homeless. Being alone is the best thing you can do for yourself. You will be fine without electricity, internet for a few months possibly. Build up from ground zero, get a job, buy a beater car/van obviously to live in. Protip, if you have a smartphone or laptop Mcdicks will offer you free wifi so your lazy ass can apply for food stamps and look for a job and walmarts offer free parking overnight
She just looked out the window to see if I was here, I think if I wait long enough she'll calm down and let me in again.
Legally she can't just kick u out if you have lived somewhere for so long they HAVE to evict you if they want you out..
He's not far off. You are, by definition, human waste. It's not meant as an insult over the internet, it's just pure facts. You've been feeding off your parents through your entire adult life, seemingly without bringing much - or anything - to contribute.
You have had no desire to socialise, and have therefore become a recluse in your mother's home. The only socially acceptable recluses are the genius ones, and you don't seem to belong in that category.
By what you've told us so far, you're on the bottom of the food chain. You have no special attributes in which you have created a career, and you haven't taken much responsibility for yourself. By the looks of it, you are, indeed, a waste of a perfectly good life.
What were you favorite games ever ? Name a few.
Are you telling me that after all this time you weren't even a hardcore raider in a MMO or a tryhard in any kind of "competitive" game.
I mean, even in your sluggish life you couldn't try to be good at something ?
Enlighten me. Cause I can't understand you staying locked up forever without any kind of "goal".
At least if you tell me "I was pursuing to be the most geared person on my server." or "we had a semi pro team of whatever game" I could understand.
But imagining you just being a "casual" at everything makes me mad. Even comic books, tell me you were collecting them or smth. Any kind of "goal" really, did you have one ?
If you does, you honestly have to turn your life around and get a full time job asap. Ask yourself this, what would you do if she died tomorrow? You couldn't afford to pay the bills, you'd be homeless again and completely fucked this time.
Just walk off to the nearest body of water. Jump into it and just sit there. Don't do anything other than sit there.
It won't take any trying. You're good at that.
It won't take any work. You're good at that.
All you have to do is take a bath, fully clothed, and wait until you get sleepy.
Easier than your favorite Super Nintendo game!
This
I'm going to be real fucking honest here OP.
Your situation blows ass.
Greatly.
But you have indeed amused me in your misery.
So I'll extend a real and human offer: Find some way to get up 100$ and connect buses until you can get to the Knoxville area.
I'll put you up for one week. That's all. you have, one week to scour every temp agency in the industrial cesspool that is this area. If you have a job by the end of this, I can find you somewhere for an extended stay. If not, well, the black bear are hungry this time of year...
Begin your life as a vagabond
I never really got in to MMOs, I played WoW for a while but I got bored of it. I prefer solo games, Fallout, Elder Scrolls, Dishonored, Assassins creed, the Batman games... Too many to list, anything with a decent solo campaign and I can play it over and over again.
Hey man, my advice to you is start dumpster diving. You can find plenty of food to survive on behind grocery stores, bakeries, etc. You can also check out places like office max and home depot for stuff to sell quickly on craigslist and those other little marketplace apps for quick cash. Keep the phone so u can use public wifi. I usually stick around town and hustle/work, but sometimes I just go off travelling in my car for a while and dumpstering and craigslist gigs are the easiest ways to fund life on the road
Post pics or gtfo
God. So even in the most casual shit in life you still were a filthy casual peasant.
I don't even know man, how the fuck could you wake up every morning without having a goal of some sort.
It's fucking beyond me.
start ewhoring, go to a mcdonalds, connect to wifi, ewhore for paypal money, and with 12$, go to any hood, thing is Blacks are nicer than they seem, go get a gram of weed, or get a few pills, sell. Flip. Repeat. Live the hustle, good luck Sup Forumsro.
kill yourself
Harsh, but this.
>implying MMO achievements justify anything at all
Finally someone with a real answer.
>panhandle to 30$
>bus to nearest big city
>panhandle to decent clothes
>approach whereever's hiring
>act like decent human
>acquire job
>???
>literal profit
ask the government for the assistance
This was bait, I was just waiting for Watchdogs 2 to install, thanks for the laughs though haha
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sounds like you need a new mom
what fucking decade are you from? Ronald Reagan shut down ALL state run mental institutions in the 80's.
I'm not talking about a normal person I'm talking about an autistic fuck like OP.
I remember back when I was a kid, before working etc.. One of my "goals" was to get geared because it felt rewarding to have a char power up under your fingers.
I mean, I had other goals, like my grades, flirting etc... But I was trying to find a goal for OP. Understand how the fuck he could get stuck for so long in such a shitty life.
If he told me that he was aiming for a particular competitive thing in a game, like ... I don't know being the best Starcraft player on the planet or smth. I would still have found him retarded, but not "that much". I don't know if I'm clear.
I never said that being the best at an MMO was an acceptable "end game" for your life. At all.
I was just asking what kept OP going for so long. And since his behavior is damn retarded, I thought the goal might have been too. But apparently he never even had one, even the lowest, most unsignificant one.
I really don't understand him.
even worse kys
Based user.
Oh, you guys...
Checked
pretty sure he could survive off $100 for a month sleepin on a bench n shit.
why the fuck would he wanna go to some inbred hillbilly buttfuck to stay with jonny jacksalot for a week, thats bizzare and autistic.
what this here nigger is, is probably a schtizo and in psychosis.
what he needs to do is go act all retarded, like get naked in the food store and try to swim around in the meats, then make up a bunch of shit when people start talking to him and get thrown in the looney bin.
do that and get foodstamps and sleep wherever he wants for about a year, while continuing to get thrown in the looney bin about once every few months and he'll finally get the fuckers to put him on some social security disability benefits (takes a year or 2) which he obviously probably needs.
This
Sit tight and try not to freeze to death before morning and when light breaks ask her to look up a temp agency for you
They'll pretty much all have some zero-skill labour where you'll be doing something super boring and shitty but at least its a start and she can die with a little peace that she didn't completely fail at parenting
You really should try here, cause you've backed this poor old lady into a fucked up corner
Think how shell feel ifyou die because of this
Really try to put yourself in her shoes for a second and stretch that unused sense of empathy and realize the fucking horrible position shes in
I mean wow
Step up and make her prou- slightly less ashamed
Theres a lot of advice to kill yourself, and i considered saying that too, but thats so much worse for her no matter how you look at it
But you didnt give her a choice
Step up
Checked.
Agreed... idk how someone could live their lives so completely devoid of ambition.
become an hero
an hero on cam for our enjoyment
He already confirmed it was bait
what do you do? what DID you do???
you didnt get in her face about trump did you?
Should have left the basement sooner.
It's pretty easy, like op I have literally no goals in life, every day is a new day as I lack of ability to care/dedicate myself to anything.
I'm weak/a leach and should prob kill myself too tbh.
But hell, im so sloth I just haven't got around to that yet.
Reach out to ethan and hila on youtube (h3h3) tell yhem your story and they will make a funraising thing for you
Return to your house with the police and inform your mother that she has to provide you with written 30 days notice