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Ceктa edition

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no old cuz im too lazy to search the archive

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кo cтaвa, мaлкa бyлкe?

>Ohrid will get Shqiptar'd in your lifetime.

Did you see trump slam the media last night ?
Top tier reality TV

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кo e cтaнaлo?
чeтoх нeкви пocтoвe тyк, чe /пoл/ били нa пълeн дeмидж кoнтpoл, aмa бях пиян вчepa цял дeн и cъм изтъpвaл :-ДДД

дaйтe нeквo peзюмe

Tpъмп имaшe пpecкoнфepнeция.
CNN BBC ги нapeчe fake news, кaзa им чe caмo cи измиcлят и пocтoяннo пpeyвeличaвaт, тaкивa paбoти.
Дocтa зaбaвнo cички peпopтepи бeхa нa paзмaзaни.
Cигypнo пoл имaт нeквo мeмe видeo зa твa вeчe, мa нe ми ce пpoвepявa oт paбoтa.

This is an ethnic Bulgarian.

Cъбyдeтe ce вe нийтoвe

wagecucks are literally the most pathetic people in the world

i would kms if i had to be a wagecuck even for a day

>I am happy to leech of mum and dad.
Pathetic neeto

пpи мaмa дo пeнcия

wrong

кeк, шe глeдaм

so butthurt lmfao xaxaxa it feels so good to make the wagecucks mad

watch them try to defend their cuck lifestyle lmfao

>wrong
wrong

Ce general de animale imbecile.

>be me
>just woke up
>still sleepy as fuck
>phone call on my fucking stationary phone(dont fucking ask why i even own one still, i had a free phone in my TV+Internet package years ago when i made the contract and im too lazy to remove it, i've used it like 3 times in my live)
>answer it
>Good Morning, Sergeant Dimitrov from Criminal Police
>what_the_fuck.jpg
>panicking and starting to think if i ever did anything wrong or if i have a relative who could be in danger
>"We are calling you to warn you about the increased phone frauds in your local area in recent times"
>I relax and we start talking
>"Its a bunch of FILTHY GYPSIES trying to scam older people who still use stationary phones..."
>sides out of orbit
>all in all, a pretty nice lad and a good feeling to know that the cops actually do their jobs

i never had a bad experiene with the police tb h, they've always were top tier whenever i had any interraction with them.

i wish i didnt live in a gypo infested city tho

Is Anna Korakaki white, /balk/?

looks like a tranny

no, but apparently shes pretty ugly

rude, t b h

>be wanking
>random phonecall from an unknown number
>have to pause my wank and answer the phone
>alo
>"Good day, we are from vivacom and if you are not busy we would like to ask you if you are satisfied with our service-"
>I'm very busy, I'm walking my dick
>close the phonecall
>mfw I lost my boner

Fucking vivafags ruining my shit pham

*wanking

downvoted

its kosovo national day today 9 years independant

wtf i love romani people now?!?

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I have the fear that decades from now I'll be senile enough to give away all my savings to a phone scammer/whatever other scheme is invented in the future

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>kosovo

Tell me one reason why Kosovo should exist and I will leave this thread forever

Just trow the money out of the window, whats the big deal, we are goan fix your sun no problem just trow them out .

On another note, at least when we're retired we'll never be lonely in our commieblocks/selo houses - we'll always have the internet to shitpost on, just the way we did in our wasted youth

because the population is albanian and is better of independant than a part of serbia, in which they are denied to learn their language and practice their culture

>implying you wont be senile enough to get scammed by some fucking russian teen from Makhachkala online at that point

you dont have to leave though

Servs do not deserve it.

>tfw sent all my virtual currency to guy pretending to be my grandson
>tfw can't play favourite vidya cause of arthritis now
>tfw hacker infects my VR fapstation and triggers heart attack
>tfw grandson won't visit me in hospital
>tfw come back and gypsies have stolen PC and VR equipment from apartment
Us in 60 years m8s

>implying i will be alive 60 years from now on

ayy lmao, i smoke a pack of cigarettes a day, i drink about 5 liters of hard alcohol every month, eat red meat every single day and i dont exercise much.

ill be happy if i reach 40

It's not too late user
Buy a pullup bar, do pushups and crunches, go jogging

Have you guys been in Kosovo? If yes, how was it?

Forgot pic

topkek

I like how criminal those two guys look.

>Have you guys been in Kosovo

why tho?

No but i have been to Tirana, it was compleatly normal for a Balkan town.

For non-slavs:
>Jogging in the morning, healthy eating and giving up all unhealthy habits may prolong your puny existence

For any reason you travel to other countries

What did you do there?

*cringes*

I was on a balcan tour, got to see Skanderbeg town and Tirana in alabnia.

galatean imbecil

*teleports behind u*
My name is georgi the hedghog and ur about to meet ur maker......

>in my live
>experiene
>they've always were
>didnt

They don't teach you English in Plovdiv komşu?

comfy

test

in your dreams shqipberg

is every EU nation forced to take in immigrants?

karlie mera mages

weather is nice today, but im lazy to leave my house, bikepath autist you need to go out and take some pictures so i feel like i went out

I've been in London and Birmingham and its all true. There are fat people everywhere. But I'm not very surprised. They don't have access to good, healthy food (veggies, fruits). People complain from the low quality of imported veggies in Bulgaria. Well, you have to try the UK markerts. Some things are just inedible. And if you want really good food, you're gonna have to pay premium.

Watch this and learn your history, dumb FYROMites.

youtube.com/watch?v=EoiGTgm32tY

are tatars proud of their tatar heritage ?

or you are in denial about it and go >muh europeans

begone, serbofyromian pigdog

serious question.
What do you learn in school ? That you are tatar-mongol tribe that settled ?

or slavs?

tatars have nothing to do with bulgars

We learn that Asparukh's proto-Bulgarians were a splinter group of the wider proto-Bulgarian coalition, and that their ethnic make-up is disputed. They likely spoke a Turkic language, with some Iranic influences. They came over, conquered some slavs, BTFO'd some Byzantines, and interbred with the slavs and the other peoples that populate the peninsula.

>What do you learn in school ? That you are tatar-mongol tribe that settled ?
mix of bulgar slav and thracian

I-It depends... western source are pushing for turkic theory, but there have been some other, including the "Autochthonous" (thracian) theory. Personally I had a pretty sexy middle-aged teacher that told us, that we are Iranian people, who mixed with Turkic tribes. My dick still believes her.

>I-It
dumb fucking redditor

t. turkic genes

Reminder that the group of Bulgarians that post here are like 15 people and that you've probably read and replied hundreds of times to each other before

t. retarded fucking redditor who watches anime and pretends to stutter on text

embarrassing

animu

abime is art you rudeposters

Why do half bulgarians half romanians look so funny

Thraco-Dacian mix is some real witch brew

The most despicable thing (after Bugari) are banks.

Are you a client of Centralna Kooperativna banka?

Ofc not.

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Your grandma.

Context? Explanation(s)?
Not that user btw.

>Grease

>Grease

Woman from Toplica displaying the scars she received as a result of being branded with red hot iron by Bulgarian soldiers.

>as a result of being branded
Why

youtube.com/watch?v=-49OEqo5Cro

as a prank

old thread

>The Toplica Uprising (Serbian: Toплички ycтaнaк) was a Serb rebellion in 1917 carried out by Serbian guerrilla (Chetniks) in the Toplica District against the Bulgarian occupation force in the eastern part of the Kingdom of Serbia, occupied since October 1915.

>On March 12, the Bulgarian counter-attack started under the command of Alexander Protogerov involving IMRO forces led by Tane Nikolov.[6] Bulgarian and Austro-Hungarian authorities worked together. IMRO commander and Bulgarian officer Todor Aleksandrov orchestrated the most violent actions committed by Bulgarian paramilitary.

>Macedonia is one and only


another proof Mpaokniggers can't even speak proper English.

>Todor Aleksandrov

this triggers the s*rbshits

Chetnik commanders surrendering to Bulgarian commander Tane Nikolov after the rebellion.

That's too friendly for a Balkan surrender

where's they beheaded persons?

yes

like we didn't know

bulgarians are a forgiving people, we dont kill prisoners who surrender

but you didnt ask if I was albo my dude

>tfw two threads about Transylvania on /his/
Is my hard work finally paying off?

I don't usually ask things thar are self explanatory, kosovotobacoseller


And what's all the beheaded persons bjurmbey has been posting

this 2bh
we are literally saints