Come home early from work to surprise gf

>Come home early from work to surprise gf
>walk into bedroom
>see this
wat do?

>surprise gf
idont understand how that would would, how can someone be a surprise gf? i just tell the two cunts to get the fuck out of my house before i stab them both, i dont want some random bitch as a "surprise gf"

shoot the nigger?

certainly not if she has that bad of taste in men

Suck a log of Shit out of Nikki sixx ass

probably just burn down my house

Hang the nigger in my front yard

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? :D

source pls that cock is HUGE

>kill gf
>rape nigger
>burn down house
>an hero

Literally start fapping in the corner.

how can he even fit half of that inside of a non porn vagina?

give the succ

Kek well done

i'd be all

why r u upside down tho

Its shopped Einstein.

Said the trips

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Start filming with my camera.

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Beat niggers face in to a bloody pulp, make her watch. Spit on her face, leave and never talk to her again

Kick them both out of my house. Do it all by the book, no need to get violent. You see, my gf isn't from my country. She visits for half the year. She also has no job. Good luck getting home ho.

That's not my gf the fuck

Lol, silently get an ax from the garage, and surprise that spear-chucker with the flat side of that ax against the side of his head. Kill her, then tie him up. When he comes to, cut off his balls, feed them to him, then douse him with gasoline, and throwing a match, get a six pack out of the fridge. Burn that spade and the house with the bitch's corpse at the same time. Then wait on the front lawn, drinking the retrieved beer, for law enforcement to arrive.

This

ITT: Pissed off white boys.

Gr8 b8 OP.

Put her butthole into my penis.