A good excuse to tell to nosey people if they ask what i got in the mail or who its from?

a good excuse to tell to nosey people if they ask what i got in the mail or who its from?

Christmas gifts bought with black friday deals

a friend ordered it for me, it hasnt shipped yet and im worried they'll ask what it is and who its from

Tricky op, depends on the people you gotta convince

I'm a fag who still lives with my parents

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tell them that it's expensive computer parts and that if they open it and break it, then they'll have to reimburse you. Alternatively you can hide your dildos inside your computer, so technically you wouldn't be lying about it being for the computer.

mine would have believed 'computer parts' but idk what a dragon dildo box looks like

so whatcha end up getting? or is it a surprise?

Make a joke about it like
"oh, they're vintage porn mags."
Or something boring. Alternatively, order something stupid to throw them off. For example when I lived with my parents, I would every once in awhile get a box of sparkling water and from that point forward, they just assumed every box was that and stopped asking questions

Depends on where you are getting your items, if it is from Amazon buy multiple things. Something for one of your hobbies and include whatever you want in that order, just make sure the size and weight of the package could pass for what you get for your hobby.

its a bad dragon dildo

Most of that stuff tends to come in discrete or purposely mislabeled packaging for privacy. Just check on forums if it ships that way.

Might be weird but look up and unboxing video or something like that.

yeah, it does send discretely. i'm glad my mom doesn't open any packages i get. i was thinking of maybe saying my friend sent me a gift and i say i dont know what it is..

No, because they would want to know what it is then.

true, fuck i don't know a good excuse

I mean what one did you end up going with? they make a lot of good things

Your best bet is to wait an order some cheap "bluff" items that are all in the same category. If you have the time and money to do so then they will eventually assume it is another one of those products.

a small bumble hooves, my friend also got some cumlube and a cumtube for me

You can also have it shipped to a post office and pick it up from there. The box is always discreet, so you can pick it up regularly and open it up somewhere besides your house. Maybe bring a backpack to put the dildo in or shove it up your ass and come home and go straight to the bathroom/your room.

i could get a another friend to pick it up for me

Make sure you have time though, because of it is a new BD product, some of those can take weeks to arrive.

That's probably your best bet.

tell them its a christmas prseent you ordered from soemone else.

or 'rare manga'

Good luck OP. I'm tired.

thanks for the advice

Tell them it's none of their fucking business

lol you're fucked, it says "silicone sculpture" on the shipping label. Hope that mom doesn't take away your good boy points.