What's one life lesson that you learned the hard way?

What's one life lesson that you learned the hard way?

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>What's one life lesson that you learned the hard way?

Don't put all your brains in one tub.

Stop drinking and smoking. Don't worry about it killing you, the weeks before it does you'll wish you were already dead.

To use the correct words when you ask something.
Dumbass.

drugs is bad, don't do them.

DONT GO TO COLLEGE UNLESS ITS TRAINING FOR A PARTICULAR CAREER

Apparently you are too stupid to use lowercase - I guess that explains why you got nothing out of college.

If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole, make sure hes sedated first.

I managed to suck the log out but holy fuck does andy put up a fight

the Man will find you ....sooner than later

stay the fuck out of the military

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

a plugged in iron is fucking hot

pussy is not worth the price brothers...

>Dont do drugs in excess
>Take school seriously
>exercise and eat right or else you'll want to actually kill yourself
>nobody really cares all that much about you so social anxiety is narcissistic and a meme

There are things that a woman should never be trusted with, especially money!

Never let a woman do your laundry.
Never touch a woman's laundry.

Wise man here

You and I have very different experiences.

To me, pussy is the only thing that matters.

>Never do more than 2 drugs at once
>Stay hydrated
>Acknowledge your demons

Don't depend or expect money unless you actually get it.

Even your closet loved ones are greedier than you think of it comes down to it and the world will let you fail and watch you end up the street.

>Always ignore the faggot who keeps trying to start a meme on here

Nobody owes you anything and you're accountable for the mistakes you make even if others contribute to them.

So young, so naive

If you want something done, do it yourself.

Never trust a woman with money. In fact, never trust a woman with anything.

Better yet, trust no one.

story?

speak for yourself.

Life's harder when you're an idiot.

Whiteboi holes are made for black dick

Dont tell a prostitute you dont have enough money to pay her when your dick is still in her mouth.
Your dick will thank you when youre done

this

Dont get upset when your thread 404s early. It happens to everyone.

literally all of this

If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole, make sure he ate enough fiber. Your lungs will thank you in the long run

Tell that to wall street. They're more emotional than a teenage girl

I've always wondered if Andy Sixx was a willing participant in people sucking his poop out of his butt.

I imagine it's pretty terrifying to have hordes of people after your stink nuggets

If you want to fuck a girl and she isnt into you, dont be friends. Just fucking leave you faggy bitch.

I once thought like you, man. But as soon as a woman finds out that you don't have a lot of money, your chances with a her are D- O- N- E FUCKED.

Try harder in university. Don't start smoking pot.

I actively wish for your death, user.

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>so social anxiety is narcissistic
This is an interesting perspective

This is good advice

I once thought like you, but I realized that life doesn't mean shit if you don't have pussy.

There are some things thst no matter how hard you wish for/ want them there isn't a damn thing you can do make it happen. My only son died almost a year ago. As he lay in the hospital I remember wishing/ praying that he would pull through and that I could take his place.

Girls are literally a waste of time and money
Get a fwb and go along with your life single

>Wear sunscreen

youtube.com/watch?v=qHE_XGtUNx4

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Never marry a borderline woman. Or let them anywhere near your life, for that matter.

Holy shit this. Even if they seem like the most wonderful person in the world, run like the fucking wind.

So true. The last four years have been a blur.

I learned why you need to look up definitions on words instead of just using context clues

the story behind this is 4th grade me called a kid I had beef with nigger after i heard him and his friends saying it to each other thinking I was using it ironically. I then suffered the consequences.

Even if it's their job, don't trust someone else to help you or know what the fuck they're doing. People will often tell you ANYTHING just to get you to stop talking to them so they can go back to lounging on the job, even if what they tell you will literally fuck your life almost beyond repair (and all they had to do was give you the correct information).

who tf is talking about relationships? you're still talking pussy

I'm serious dude, I once was going to propose to a girl, but as soon as she noticed that I had a cheap ring since I couldn't afford an expensive one, she accused me of not caring enough about her, and she walked off. I'm genuinly trying to help you. You'll thank me in the long run.

Alcohol is a retarded waste of money and a terribly unhealthy thing to drink.

Being 'that guy that doesn't drink' is just something people say who are trapped in the social circle of what they think people need to do.

you were in 4th grade and did not know what nigger meant?

this made me feel

Nobody here is talking about relationships.

If youre going to lick the shit off andy sixx's ass crack, make sure you didnt burn your tongue a few hours on some coffee.

I regret it much

Only kill people you won't miss :-(

I was a sheltered child

s/weeks/decades/

Never get married

Every job sucks.

Get one that pays well and has a good work family. Then hate it with them.

disagree

If you hire a lawyer and they dont do exactly what you tell them to do,

Drop them.

Seriously mate you're embarrassing yourself.

kill your mom during birth?

Don't know why I laughed at this but kek

and so you rebelled through icp?

Id agree but i have a friend whos life is shit from it, not one of those fucking shitheads who constently post on facebook and shit, guy just keeps to himself

That sucks that people like you have no redeeming qualities whatsoever

???

you get lubed before getting analed by a shemale hooker, otherwise when you go back to your parents home and shower, you leave a track of blood in the towel you dryed yourself with, and when your mother finds out looks at you with a very worryied expression on her face
>she found out you are a fag

That doesn't mean that you shouldn't take my advice

My girlfriend is my best friend and it's awesome

If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole, make sure he doesnt know you were the pwrson who tried to suck one out at the last concert.

The man remembers...

Wow. You must be the shallowest motherfucker on Sup Forums

Everything's shit, but you can't do anything about it unless you've got a lifespan of 150 years or more.

That, and it's better to be crazy and alone than be insane and try to act normal.

I learned that it's not as easy to download and store child porn on my work computer as my friend Greg made it seem.

that and the only other explanation is magic

i went to fucking public school in the south, you explain how i didn't figure it out.

this

The world would be a better place if you died.

>be mother
>find bloodstain on towel
>it must have come from my son's anus
>he must have been having rough anal sex then
>confront him about it
>my suspicions were correct

tf is your advice?

i'm so shamed. whatever will i do

Liberalism is cancer.

Gotta grow up to learn that one.

Thats not exactly true, but women only care about money. No money = no pussy for you.

dude thats what you have to do in a normal work environment. At least where im from. Individuality doesn't pay off

I've been that guy who doesn't drink for more than 5 years. I get more chicks and also have had zero hangovers. Plus nobody gives a shit if I drink or not, why should I? It's awesome.

I got my wife a cheap ring were happy as shit always laughing and dealing with shit bring more to the table than money and you will have a good time with woman

That no life lesson is really LEARNED the easy way.

she didn't confront me, just stared and it was enough

I was 38 by that time

If youre sucking andy sixxs asshole and brain matter starts to come out... its time to stop

I'm about to start reporting spam, and I'm sure I'm not alone.
Fuck off. Nobody gives a shit about your bullshit.

Worked at the post office, preaching to the choir.

This man understands!

This

You were 38 and you couldnt think of an explanation that didnt involve your anus getting rekt?