Shouldn't we be allies, Brazil?

Shouldn't we be allies, Brazil?

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>allying with south-americans

No, thanks.

Beggars can't be choosers, Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov.

aren't we now?

>No, thanks
But we are Latin American country which is in other continent by the mistake.
>El Presidente
>corruption
>living off the selling raw resources
>le dictatorship
>uneducated people
>crime
>men like drinking
>women are hot
>le traditional values and religion pushed down the throats by El Presidente
>suffering from consequences of neoliberalism
>secret services controlling your anus
The only differences are that it's cold here and our El Presidente is from secret services while Latin American are usually from military. As Shoygu becomes a president we would be 100% Latin American.

no

>what is BRICS?

We have a lot in common
Wild angel
You're my life
Clone
All that shit I was watching with my mom in 90s
Kaoma - Lambada

>>corruption
>>living off the selling raw resources
>>uneducated people
>>crime
>>men like drinking
>>women are hot
>>secret services controlling your anus
This describes Australia pretty well too

First and second are argentinians soaps, russian bro

Clone was great tho

Russian version of the favela

>corruption
Is it really a thing in aus?

cheerful people

But we are allies, remember the BRICS thing?

Fair cheap food

No.

Your govt got butthurt when we didn't choose the Su-30 warplanes, now they are boycotting our MI35 parts because we dropped the Pantsirs deal.

...

Yeah but they dress it up like it's something else when they're caught, and everyone goes along with it.

What is the point of this thread?

I'm not sure what you're getting at

You don't realize what corruption is. When El Presidente old buddy has a salary of 5 million rubles per day (aka 90k$ or so) it's a corruption.

Hell no. Russians are chinese-like. I don't want to be allied with an animal abuser like you. Puting bombs in dogs... C'mon.

Oh, and also if you bomb USA, they'll all come to here. There is a plan to use our country as last resource to survive. Yours is Africa. You fucking atomic faggots will turn north hemisphere inabitable and will move to the south. We where chosen as America's bitch. Right wingers loves that shit. They'll suck a lot of american cocks if that happens.

Your country did good, the SU30 is trash. What a cheap shot, that'll serve as a reminder for other countries to avoid Russian arms deals.

Well, Su-30 wouldn't come anyway and MI35 were only bought because Dilma wanted to make papa Putin happy.

Our military didn't even wanted the Pantsirs, didn't fit what they asked.

even worse Russia has Africa tier HIV and AIDS rates unlike Us and Brasil

hear me out

> (-1) + (-1) = -2

adding two bad makes double bad, BUT

> (-1)*(-1) = 1

multiplying two bad makes good ... so what does it mean? brazilian men should breed russian women to create the master race :^)))))))

you are welcome here Joseninjo

Does your neighbor is a guy called Vadim?

>We where chosen as America's bitch. Right wingers loves that shit. They'll suck a lot of american cocks if that happens.
Por favor mate-se, Dilma.

thank you Ivan, your sister is pretty cute

I'm gonna marry her so no need to worry

Btw I unironically know one grill IRL that married brazilian guy and they live here.
She's ugly 30 yo bitch tho

lel, what's the fucker doing on Russia?

Afaik he's some musician and been playing here with his band.
youtube.com/user/JoanderSantos
Here's link to his channel.
Also she took his surname and now she's Katya Santos KEK

top keke

>Apes and hamsters together
That would lead to some interesting results.

Any foreigner here is considered a demigod.

Yeah, we definetely need some roaches in our gang. Wanna join?

don't they have internet?

brazilians are literal monkeys

Even muslims and niggers?

yes so what?

*top huehue

russian sluts love negroes

especially muslimes and niggers

kek
Is Vadim a popular name?

>russian sluts love negroes
Philko vs the world

more or less not so popular as VLADIMIR but still
I think it's in top 20-30
What's wrong with Vadim tho?

Better to be absolutely alone than with "allies" like you.

good music tho

Russian girls specifically fly to resorts muslim countries to ride circumcised cocks. Coming home, they again become inaccessible Snow Queen.

Nothing, I find it funny.
It looks like a brazilian name

Do male russians hate them?

you soud a bit bitter, Vlad

did Anastasiya hurt you?

In reality Russia is worse than Africa.
Even becoming like Latin America would be a great improvement for Russia.

>Do male russians hate them?
yes

she left me to him

>don't they have internet?

No, most of them don't. In Russia internet is a luxury that only few rich people can afford.

Is it easy to get into fights in Russia?

Yes, muslims and niggers in particular. More than anyone else.

>Nothing, I find it funny.
tell me funny Brazil names

No, russian males are cucks and sissies.

this is false

else there would't be so many of you ruining DotA

into the outskirts at night yes

youtube.com/watch?v=NYdIyDLJpCY

They all are kids of rich parents.

Yes, foreigners are worshipped here, even niggers and sandniggers.

I don't think rich kids play video-games, Ivan

they're fucking and/or partying

He jokes online cheap here. Over 5$ per month to receive 5 gigabytes, even if you live in middle of nowhere (like me). Urban residents have a very fast Internet.

Poor people tend to create funny/weird names like Whindersson, Maicon, Dhomini, Odivan, Claudinei.
I've seen a lot of funny/weird names, but I only can remember those.

here they don't create names
you just choose from traditional ones

Biblical names are the traditional ones in Brazil like João (John in English), Maria and Mateus (Matthew, Mathew), what are the traditional names in Russia?

Names from Byzantine Empire are traditional.

Don't listen to him, this thread is full of one particular faggot who always create threads about Russian women being sluts etc. Idk, maybe his grill left him for some Armenian dick, but he is now obsessed with it.
In reality, any foreigner from a rich country would be a demigod here. Brazillians are not. Americans would find here as many pussies as he wants but nit Brazilian or dude from another shithole.
Also no, internet is cheap and extremely widespread here because government hasn't interrupted it's development before 2011-2012 and we had a huge telephone line infrastructure since USSR.
2bh we are bears. Hamsters are Kazakhs. Pigs are Ukrainians.
My cousin is half Azeri (father is russian, mom is azeri, and Russian father's mom aka my grandy is Tatar so she is actually only 1/4 Russian) and she's only sister I have so if you like roach-bear mix...

Vladimir
Alexandr
Evgeniy
Mihail
Maxim
a lot of them

VLADMIR
IVAN
NATACHA
VALENTINA

I'd rather develop diplomatic ties with democratic nations that aren't complete trash. Maybe when Southern Brazil becomes independent we can actually achieve that and leave Brazil for you to masturbate yourself with.

Do you guys use/still use BRchan?

I'm 1/4 black and the rest is a southern-european mix

I wonder what kind of children would happen from this kind of extreme race-mixing

It's always the same guy, he already admitted to have been bullied at school and being a friendless loser. He also seems to know nothing about his country because he literally never leaves his basement, everything he says can be debunked within 2 minutes of research.

Byzantine names, and a little of Slav names.
Vladimir - master of the world, Slav name
Sergey - Byzantine name
Alexandr - Byzantine name
Nikolay - Byzantine name
Dmitriy - Byzantine name
Yuriy - Byzantine name
Oleg - Scandinavian name, because the first prince dynasty we had here was of Scandinavian descent
Nikita - Byzantium name
Ivan - Jewish name from the Bible
Vladislav - owner of fame
Also actually short form of Vladimir is Vova or Volodya. Vlad is a short form of Vladislav. Idk why westerners call Putin Vlad, he's Vova.
Stanislav - constant fame, Slav one, also Poles have that name too.
Boris - Jewish name. Highly unpopular here after Yeltsin
Pyotr - Byzantium name, means stone as far as I remember.
Maxim - well, pretty obvious.
Also Caucasians here like German names - Albert, Arthur, etc. They also more like Jewish ones like David or Adam.

Cool names

They would look Mediterranean. Caucasians look like Italians or Spaniards and my granny is pretty white as most of Tatars.
This. He made a thread on 2ch too. He is also extremely racist cunt obsessed with race mixing, when someone appears and tells him he fuck non Russian girl he would call this dude a zoophile and would say other shit. I dated with Georgian girl and when I said it in his threads he was triggered a lot.

Vovan
Serega
SHOORICK
Kolyan
Dimon
Yurasik
Olezha
Nikitos
Vano
Vladik
Stasik
Borya
Pet'ka
Max
Alik

>owner of fame
Thats true
T. Vlad

No it was 2chers

Any of you can go to Google Street View, and make sure that Russia is northern version of Brazil.

Even Moscow?

Every corner of Moscow looks flawless and scenic unlike any place in Brazil. Russia is anything but remotely similar to Brazil.

Moscow has 10% of the population and 80% of the money. It is an oasis of the first world in the third world.

I like Russia and Slav countries. I just do not know if they like me.

The first girl I dated had a Polish surname (But she is Brazilian).

What can you say about people from Moscow?

chegou o Catarinense

>Moscow has 10% of the population
Only 15 millions of 143 millions.
>and 80% of the money.
May be I'm looser, but I don't fell much money here, I even don't have a secondhand car.

>Only 15 millions of 143 millions.
Wow even more than 10%, thanks
>May be I'm looser, but I don't fell much money here, I even don't have a secondhand car.
Yeah, you're loser.

>oasis of the second world in the third world.
First worlders don't have 500-600$ salaries. It's way better than the rest of Russia but it's still shit. Also Moscow outskirts only slightly differ from the rest of Russia.
No, we don't have really much money ourselves, just the city is cleaner and infrastructure is better than anywhere else in Russia.
You should check places lime Omsk, Ivanovo, Chelyabinsk etc. And those are pretty good big cities. If you look out places like Cherepovets, Verkhnyaya Pyzhma, Dzerzhinsk you would see real shit where at least 60% of Russians live. And 10-20% live in villages and villages are really Africa tier - aggressive drunk bydlo, no education, no medicine, no jobs, they enlist massively to the military because it's the only way to get out of there.

In rural areas 24% of population. Small towns little different from villages. The same problems and same people.

>cherepovets

Holy shit, this is depressing as fuck

Gay morons

>tfw never been the capital of their own country

Why?

Arrogant motherfuckers and there are actually a lot of gays there

r8 russian accent
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We just want to fuck Russian women.

why are you guys saying russians are uneducated savages when russia was an intellectual powerhouse through the 19~20th centuries? did russian education die along with the socialist government?

Shitposting, m8.