ITT: poorly describe a game and try to name it

ITT: poorly describe a game and try to name it

ill start
>some random kid
>shit falls from the sky
>a bee pops out from shit
>mfw not a bee

Earthbound. "a bee" gave it away.

>cheeki breeki
>cyka blyat
>knives
>hey whats up guys welcome to a brand new video

monopoly

CS GO

poker

CS:GO?

complete winrar

>violence

GTA

twister

>pick up that can

>drugs
>violence
>russia

And

>bald drug addict
>everyone's gay
>guy in bad Halloween costume kidnaps daughter but actually isn't mean

Half Life 2

snap

Black
Drop
Red
Drop
Black
Drop
Red
Drop

hide and go seek

>"....wants to run for mayor, and he can't even take care of his own son. Marty Park for mayor!"

>DOSH
>DOSH
>DOSH

>country of black people
>"go find the cube"
>WHERE IS THE FUCKING CUBE
>plague ain't shit
>god say "arrest this heretic"
>god say "only you can save the day"
>save the day in volcano
>mfw scrolls are nowhere

>NORMIES
>MORE NORMIES
>LOL IM A GAMUR GURL
>LMAO IM SUCH A GAMER
>IMATURE FUCKS
>MANY GAMES LIKE THIS BUT IS FOR NORMIES

Wrong.

spin the bottle

winrar

darts

perma death
dodge shit
potions to max stats

ping pong

Zelda: ocarina of time

That's a card!
Omg rng
Oh shit that's a CARD

Black
Drop
Red
Drop
Black
Drop
Red
Drop

Connect four

cluedo

black jack

Four in a row?

>White guy kills people
>That's my coin

baseball

no fag

>guy works hard
>partner steals his ideas from him
>guy invents something to destroy his ideas that partner stole

Morrowind

>C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

beer pong

Infamous?

morrowind

>grind
>rollback

close?

leap frog

easy one
>normal day hunting
>see bird
>shoot it
>random dog steals the fucking bird

No
No
Winrar serjo

nope

...

kek

Close but no.

hopscotch

>some adventure in a country

>mfw everyone skips over mine in every single one of these

>dog laughs

risk

Duck hunter

TONI HUNKS BRO SKATER 2

Duck hunt

tiggy

>consistent war between two teams, who are fighting clones of themselves
>U can mak it character look kool.

GTA 4

Ugh manhunt?

>just one more turn

chess

nope

Candy crush

team fortress 2

Mega man?

hominids elope from their containment areas.

nope one both?

Black ops

uno

WINRAR!

skip rope

>was supposed to die
>become best killer

Civ 5

>former bandit
>family is taken away
>becomes bounty hunter to see family again
>gets shot and dies

Overwatch?

>My old teachers betrayed me so I became Space Satan

yes

Modern Warefare 2?

barrel of monkeys

Skyrim

>White man good at killing people
>Is that Helmut Kruger

Red dead redemption

Nope

backgammon

rdr

chinese checkers

Mario

assasins creed

>99% chance to hit on last move of turn
>miss
>get rekt next turn

yoyo

Jew

>Go to see your friends
>ditch them all for night in a nice house
>end up with a contact from a huge corperation.
>get fired in the end

Nope

>Five minutes into a 4v4 match when suddenly...
>>>>>"INSUFFICIENT FUNDS"
>>>>>"INSUFFICIENT FUNDS"
>>>>>"INSUFFICIENT FUNDS"
>>>>>"INSUFFICIENT FUNDS"
>>>>>"INSUFFICIENT FUNDS"

>Black man develops coprophilia involving catholic priest.
>Enslaved by the illuminati.
>Ayy lmao

canasta

>strange animal
>weirdly colored tornado
>wears masks
>has had a party game and 3 racing games in my franchise

Crysis?