Trips decides what I say to my new roommate

Trips decides what I say to my new roommate.

"Bend down on all fours, Emily."

Ask for blowjob

If we don't fuck your not living with me, cunt.

were going to be best of "friends"
hopefully more ;)

Emily is such a pretty name.

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if you touch my shit ill fucking floor your ass you mark ass bitch.

We aren't just going to live together and not fuck. You free tonight?

Were gonna need to work out a beating off schedule quick since i do it at least 5 times a day.

I'd like to plow you like Homer Simpson does snow in s4e9

You do realize there is a price for staying here that exceeds monetary value

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You got tits like a little boy?

kek
big rolll

Hello my dirty nigga

All niggers must die

When I was a kid I always wanted my best friend to live in the same house as me. Now that Iv finally met my best friend and were moving in together I am sooo excited to make my dream come true.

Emily do you have a hairy pussy? Please shave it

Im a bed wetter. Do you have a fucking problem with that?

BACK THE FUCK OFF??!!!!?????

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Rolling for this also

Wanna eat something somewhere sometime

They call me pussy muncher so if you ever hear the sound of a wet sponge being smacked on carpet just know that im doin my thaaaang girl

Emily, everything in the fridge is mine.

But... is Emily actually cute?

Also charge your goddamn phone, user.

Rolling for this

you mind if I come and cuddle with you tonight?

Immediately tell her you have been dreaming about her and you think God decided you should be together forever. Then ask her if she knows the Lord Jesus Christ.

Reroll

Hi Emily!

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If you snort - you are dead

Re

Black lives don't matter

winnar

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do you have a boyfriend?

Im socially awkward and posted on the Internet to get convo started and unfortunately this one dork posted this confession. I'll explain later over pizza. My treat. By the way, I'm missing my left pinkie toe so if you see it tell me

Hitler did nothing wrong, Emily.

REROLL

top kek

He said trips you butthole licker

hope you like the cuckshed, friendo

Rolling 4 this

I have sexomnia, so don't be surprised if I try to fuck you in my sleep.

THIS. RE ROLL

can I please see you naked?

Oh whoops. Usually it's dubs, carry on then lol

Hey Emily!
I've been thinking a lot about menstruation lately, studying it. Is that going to be a problem for us?

You're not a nigger are you? I HATE niggers

kek give me the power

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Are you fucking autistic?

you got nice dsl's

kek, rolling for this

this is futile

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"Just wanted to let you know that my boyfriend is going to the same uni and he'll be sleeping with me :)"

Op is a fag

This

I can do your laundry if you'd like. Just don't blame me when your panties go missing ;)

Emily, I want to give you a rimjob, to feel your warm, soggy poops roll upon my face.

rawl

Nah, I missed the trips part. So I'm just retarded/dyslexic.

>almost got satan trips

I like the company of other men

you wanna do anal?

Can you send a pic of your pooper?

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Rolling till this happens

what good my nigger?

rolling

You better not bring any of your nigger friends near me, Emily

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I have this one rule, it's not like a big thing, but it's important to me so I hope you will respect it. Don't bring any niggers over and don't fuck niggers anywhere else for that matter. I'll lend you money if you need it, for a small service :P :P :D

Can I sniff your farts?

rowl

just fucking give it, kek

The problem with America today is the nigger and the jew

WELL FUCK

I voted for Trump

rolling for this

FUCK

WE GOT TO GET IT user, RR

Omg this

you like the taste of cum?

"I won't touch you in your sleep because I'm nice. XD But feel free to touch me idc."

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>ECHHHHS A DEEE

Niggerfaggot

do you shave down there?

this

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Cmon

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where my trips?

LUL this

Give it already

RR