Trips decides what I say to my new roommate.
Trips decides what I say to my new roommate
"Bend down on all fours, Emily."
Ask for blowjob
If we don't fuck your not living with me, cunt.
were going to be best of "friends"
hopefully more ;)
Emily is such a pretty name.
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if you touch my shit ill fucking floor your ass you mark ass bitch.
We aren't just going to live together and not fuck. You free tonight?
Were gonna need to work out a beating off schedule quick since i do it at least 5 times a day.
I'd like to plow you like Homer Simpson does snow in s4e9
You do realize there is a price for staying here that exceeds monetary value
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You got tits like a little boy?
kek
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Hello my dirty nigga
All niggers must die
When I was a kid I always wanted my best friend to live in the same house as me. Now that Iv finally met my best friend and were moving in together I am sooo excited to make my dream come true.
Emily do you have a hairy pussy? Please shave it
Im a bed wetter. Do you have a fucking problem with that?
BACK THE FUCK OFF??!!!!?????
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Rolling for this also
Wanna eat something somewhere sometime
They call me pussy muncher so if you ever hear the sound of a wet sponge being smacked on carpet just know that im doin my thaaaang girl
Emily, everything in the fridge is mine.
But... is Emily actually cute?
Also charge your goddamn phone, user.
Rolling for this
you mind if I come and cuddle with you tonight?
Immediately tell her you have been dreaming about her and you think God decided you should be together forever. Then ask her if she knows the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Hi Emily!
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If you snort - you are dead
Re
Black lives don't matter
winnar
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do you have a boyfriend?
Im socially awkward and posted on the Internet to get convo started and unfortunately this one dork posted this confession. I'll explain later over pizza. My treat. By the way, I'm missing my left pinkie toe so if you see it tell me
Hitler did nothing wrong, Emily.
REROLL
top kek
He said trips you butthole licker
hope you like the cuckshed, friendo
Rolling 4 this
I have sexomnia, so don't be surprised if I try to fuck you in my sleep.
THIS. RE ROLL
can I please see you naked?
Oh whoops. Usually it's dubs, carry on then lol
Hey Emily!
I've been thinking a lot about menstruation lately, studying it. Is that going to be a problem for us?
You're not a nigger are you? I HATE niggers
kek give me the power
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Are you fucking autistic?
you got nice dsl's
kek, rolling for this
this is futile
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"Just wanted to let you know that my boyfriend is going to the same uni and he'll be sleeping with me :)"
Op is a fag
This
I can do your laundry if you'd like. Just don't blame me when your panties go missing ;)
Emily, I want to give you a rimjob, to feel your warm, soggy poops roll upon my face.
rawl
Nah, I missed the trips part. So I'm just retarded/dyslexic.
>almost got satan trips
I like the company of other men
you wanna do anal?
Can you send a pic of your pooper?
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Rolling till this happens
what good my nigger?
rolling
You better not bring any of your nigger friends near me, Emily
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I have this one rule, it's not like a big thing, but it's important to me so I hope you will respect it. Don't bring any niggers over and don't fuck niggers anywhere else for that matter. I'll lend you money if you need it, for a small service :P :P :D
Can I sniff your farts?
rowl
just fucking give it, kek
The problem with America today is the nigger and the jew
WELL FUCK
I voted for Trump
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FUCK
WE GOT TO GET IT user, RR
Omg this
you like the taste of cum?
"I won't touch you in your sleep because I'm nice. XD But feel free to touch me idc."
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>ECHHHHS A DEEE
Niggerfaggot
do you shave down there?
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Cmon
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where my trips?
LUL this
Give it already
RR