You are transported to the top floor of the North Tower exactly one hour before the first plane hit

You are transported to the top floor of the North Tower exactly one hour before the first plane hit

What do you do?

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Pull the fire alarm on the way out.

Do a flip faggot

Probably keep doing my work, since it's 2001, and memes and shit posting won't exist for another couple years.

elevator down, go get some food before the show starts.

post somewhere on the internet that you think you saw someone planting bombs on I beams.

>Set up a bunch of high quality camcorders
>Get loads of literally the best footage/photos of the event
>Sell them for millions
>Spend the rest of my life banging hookers and doing blow

Jack off

Kill myself

Call my guys. Hey can you do a fly over first? So I know when to gtfo?

kek, the mindfuck

unroll a giant mohammed sucking cock banner down the side facing the river

Run around telling niggers there is free chicken and watermelon on the top deck.

I'd keep my mouth shut and get the fuck out of Manhattan.

lmao

pull the fire alarm. gtfo

You did not say if you know the attack is going to happen.

If I did it would be to rape my co-worker. I have wanted to fuck her for 5 years now but she is happily married.

go on Sup Forums and post the same thread

stand there waving airport guide batons

kekekekek

tell some random chap that a plane will hit this building unless you can guess which cup the ball is under

stand outside of the building throwing paper airplanes at it

use the elevator to go down

Take out an insurance policy on tower 7

Satan has settled down it seems.

Yeah straight up pull fire alarm

leave and wait for the dank 9/11 memeroos in 2006 while i eat dunkeroos

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*look down at watch* September 11th? ah, shit-there's still time!

Go down to Food lion before the sale on biscuits ends on the 12th.

>I am the dark wizard Escordius, and if you don't do exactly what i say, Manhattan is going to burn!

Get at much people i can to the top floor hehehe

Rape the women in the building, I mean they're all gonna die anyways right

radio the terrorists in the cockpits. Convince theme to not yell alahu akbar, but instead yell 'shaloam!' -cockpit voice recorder overwrites after 30 min, the call will not be recorded

>take the elevator down and while waiting to get to the bottom call my stock broker and tell him to sell everything before the market tanks

>pull the fire alarm on the way out

>Grab a cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes and find a bench with a good view of the towers

>Consider what might be some good stocks/companies to reinvest in with the impending war literally minutes away from starting

>Light a cigarette as the first plane comes into view and watch the show

I wonder how long it would take for you to get to the bottom floor if the fire alarm not only incites panic but (forgive me if I am mistaken) if the alarm stops all elevators. Running down all those stairs would be a bitch if that were the case.

they will still be mad about being raped.

Everybody cool this is a robbery!

they'll have a bigger reason to be mad within an hour

>sell everything before the market tanks

Oh please. You want to be short in airline stocks. You want to be buying puts. High leverage.

set up a giant basketball hoop on ~30th floor. see mow many of the jumpers make it in. tally the score with bush faces. hitting the rim doesn't count.

vigorous sexual harrassment for one hour.

Pull the fire alarm 15 minutes before shit happens, people would be already evacuated.

BAE systems, Raytheon.
thats where teh dosh is at at war hightime

replace all the steel beams with aluminum, so they can actually melt. let bush know i got his back so he deals me in.

>fueling the fire

start live streaming the jew deaths

Live streaming didn't exist back in 2001.

laserpointer------>eyes

Try sliding down between the pillars spider-man style.

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>gtfo
>Sprint to time's square
>"BUSH DID IT" Till towers burn
>Pull AK from back
>fight off NYPD and firefighters until snipers take me out
>I float high into the sky
>"ALLAH UH AKBAR" erupts from my lungs
>See 72 heads pop out from behind clouds
>cry manly tears of joy as my virgins take turns sucking my dick
>my Jihad is comple

Psych up for more awesome BASE jump in history. It's going to be epic.

Actually it did, newfag

you jump right as the plane comes in. your parachute gets caught on the nose. you instantly accelerate to 500mph. you get slammed into a lower floor like loose balls against cunt. you blast through the window and go straight out the other side, waving. you open your reserve chute and land safely several miles away.

Pull the fire alarm. then run to the nearest lottery ticket seller.

>newfag detected

>go down on elevator
>pull fire alarm
>run to next tower pull fire alarm
>run around like a mad man
>tell everybody I'm a patriot trying to save them
>lincoin and JFK told me to save the people of the towers.
>yell them they are all going to die
>cause a big scene get people out
>get beat up by the NSA
>water boarded
>for your sins
>give them a name
>bin laden
>pass out
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