ITT: poorly describe a game and try to name it

ITT: poorly describe a game and try to name it
I'll repost mine from the last thread, since no one truly got it.
>welcome to evil russia
>fucking uber laser sword
>lots of robots
>climb walls
>no more evil russia
>read filename

>be kid
>oh neat adventure story
>1000 ways to die
>fuck these controls

>u gotta go fast

Gran Turismo 4

Rayman

>owl
>keep accidentally choosing wrong option

>Vaporwave
>Wait what's going on?
>Shit did that dog just give me cancer?
>Main character is pretty much a jedi, but instead of the force you get a gun.
>Reload by killing
>Probably the best game released in its year, if not decade.
>FUCK NG+ IS HARD

I was going to fucking say this, we have a weird connection user.

Turtles In Time

Kaepora Gaebora you motherfucker.

sonic

close enough

my nigga

To be fair he's in OoT and Majora, so either one works.

>Monkeys
>Monkeys with gatling guns
>Monkeys with mortars
>Monkeys with apache airships
>Monkeys with nuclear submarines
>Monkey God(s)

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bloons tower defense

Yep

we wuz kangz - da game

ok im lost, tell me cuz this sounds dank

>crawling in my skin
>see gril through grill

>anime girls flying
>music
>collect them all

>be a snek
>fight other animals
>hide in box
>metal robots
>it's like one of my Japanese animes

>rogue transmission

metal gear

also nice dubs

Metal Gear Solid.
And how dare you compare something that great to an anime.

>thirsty as fuck
>fucking rats everywhere
>can't hit fucking rats right in front of me
>die before I actually leave home
>back to the fucking rats
>give up

>gay gnomes
>save gay nomes
>find waifu

Harvest moon

winrar

...

>I'm gonna kill praksis

It's a quote from when you first meet Otacon

...I am the dumbest motherfucker ever how did I forget that.

damn brah u just got out-fanboi'ed

>anime
>capitalism

Jak and Daxter.

Hyper Light Drifter. I highly recommend you give it a look.

The fuck is this. Gimmie.

See

>be big robot
>earth depends on you
>prevent nuclear war
>jk, if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight

this isn't a ylyl thread, gtfo with that b8.

10/10 game

>black sex and magic spells with dwarves

I got you Sup Forumsros

>Rodent
>find parts of super weapon
>Wrench is badass

Wasn't even thinking about it when I read it. Great fucking game.

>crash land
>throw radishes at alien motherfuckers

> you are an homosexual
> episodes of you being homosexual and sad

>bald guy
>steal clothes

Hitman

>go onto weird russian island as US soldier guy
>get into weird dream like sequence
>save some guy from being burned alive in said sequence
>come back to consciousness and things seem to have changed
>go around island, find weird device and fight mutants
>end up killing yourself to get everything back to normal
>for some reason you're alive again and everything is fineee

Would 'bald guy' have been enough?

probably

> 75% off
> die and never installed it

Man, no one wants to guess my shit. Well, I'm not saying.
Yeah, it would've. Either that or you would've gotten lots of King Neptune memes.

>wake up
>everyone is dead/sick
>and mad at you
>zap some baddies
> . . . I love you, please forgive me

singularity

Nominate it for some awards on Steam. This game deserves some recognition. Might kms if it goes unnoticed during awards season.

winrar

reply

Strider

>you're some weird ass kid, religious.
>your mother is fucking apeshit.
>you're locked away, with monsters and your possible sisters or brothers.
>you can barely defend yourself.

was Jak 2

>2.5/10

too easy,
BOI

You know, I'm proud of you, user.

>rush b сука блять

>Bandit and Knight
>On the old road
>They probably die early on
>Recruit mercenaries
>Fight pig-men and giant jellyfish
>Fuck the Siren
>Piece of shit boss
>Boss has one more hit left
>Whole party dies of heart attacks
>FUCK

Binding of Issac

>midway through the game learn you used to be the bad guy everyone keeps talking about
>choose to either kill your old sidekick or join him

Google: "List of all of GG games played by Dan", find game in Russia
Also thanks

Darkest Dungeon, easy

KOTOR

>there was nuclear bombings.
>you start out with a revolver, or a golden weapon.
>one of the characters is literally a god.

Reposting from last thread because it sounds interesting and I want to know the name

Playstation exclusive game
>A game about having dementia
>Confusing ass puzzles
>will take you a long time to beat
>you will eventually give up

Correct. If it doesn't win awards I'm gonna be pissed off.

>be nigger
>Be leet Sup Forums haxor
>Shoot niggas and hack shitz
>also gay in SF

You put in effort, at least. That, and Strider is just fucking amazing.
Is it a dream simulator game? I remember hearing about that, the name kind of escapes me.

ayy

Ether One if you ignore the PS exclusive part, as it is PS and PC

Especially for artistic design and direction. Such perfect artwork, so fitting, so moodsetting, along with the top tier narrating work of Wayne June. Love his work in this game.
"Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade!"

>Kill a big fish
>fuck some bitches
>open a chest
>kill your brother

Recettear, An Item Shop's Tale

>Hot dark elf in a onesie
>Time traveling grill in tights
>Titanfall
>Ninja fag
>H I G H N O O N
>Hot PewDiePie with wings
>Mandatory Archer Archetype
>Hammer
>Black "Person"
>Overhyped Purple Grill
>Grandma
>Dad:Numbers
>Edgelord faggot
>Shield boi
> Fat Aussie
>Stupid Aussie
>Indian
>Robot
>Robot with balls
>cyka blyat
>Brazilian
>Dwarf

Too easy.

Dankey Kang

>Was getting captured part of your plan?
>Answer phones
>Find a frigid bitch
>Long time lover kills himself because he doesn't trust you to do the right thing.

really? no one? come on guys, where are your thinking hats? is it that hard?

starcraft

Obviously Battleborn.

>pew pew pew pew
>Hey faggot stop camping
>OH MY GOD STOP KILLING ME
>MOM JUST FIVE MORE MInUTES
>fucking scrub get rektd ecks dee
> OHHH GET NO SCOPED FAGGOt

Any idea guys

Overlord

Ratchet and Clank?

CoDfish

Life is Strange

Yeh Das right mayne

Ya got it bud

>shoot screaming gun that burrows into heads.
>ride a triceratops.
>kill bugs.
>kill aliens.

Half Life

ratchet and clank.