Ask a guy who just came on his own face anything

Ask a guy who just came on his own face anything

how do you enjoy being such a faggot?

op, why are you such a faggot?

Are you upset you didn't get digits as sick as mine?

op, I'm a faggot too, I know what you mean.

But really why op are you such a faggot?

Why not cum in your mouth?

Is it hard, being such a faggot?

why are you also such a faggot user?

My fucking sides

It's alright. Used to self-hate alot.

cuz i suck dicks

no

refer to above

i tried but I cant aim for shit

not really

cuz im curious

Good question, user. I was also wondering why OP is such a faggot!

i didnt swallow any cum therefore it wasnt gay man

I did that once about 10 years or so ago.

Was less satisfying than I though it'd be...never again.

Forgot to mention, I was also fingering my asshole. Was pretty satisfying tbh.

>high school days
>with gf
>her and I are still pretty new with one another
>mutual masturbation
>she's watching me jerk off, I'm looking at her
>cum pretty hard
>without realizing my dick is pointed at my face
>blow load over stomach, chest, face, and wall behind me
>gf laughs and licks it up

I've accidentally came on my face a few times, if this is your first you're not too adventurous Sup Forumsro.

Ah shit now that you actually answered and made an effort I feel bad for not making a more detailed analysis of what I want to ask a man about concerning self splatter.

Will you do it again?
Have you attempted this before?
Does your family know?
Would/are they be upset?
Where did you do it?
Have you considered doing it in another country?
Did it cost money and if so, how much?

This is now a RLM meme thread.

I did it out of sheer curiosity, never fingered my ass though. Didn't even cross my mind.

Are RLM meme threads replacing discussion threads?

yes
no
no
yes, conservative christians
against my wall on my bed

yes, possibly in france while sipping on some expensive wine and no

No?

Kate, we have to come baack

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