What should I make you guise?

What should I make you guise?

laser engraver

On a fucking Uno? That shit can just about run enough code to detect a button being pressed, get a fucking STM32 board you dickwad.

That motion sensor thing that plays the Seinfeld bass riff when people walk in your front door

A shitty diaper OH WAIT YOU ALREADY BAVE ONE BABABROASTEDIPUTBANANASINMYASKSJXJEJECOCKKWNENSNSADDOODLENSNEDICKNWNXJ

>Hey everyone look at me. I know electrical engineering. EVERYONE! GIVE ME ATTENTION!

shit in your hands and rub it on your chest

3d scanner

A robot
A light system for your house/room
An entertainment system
An cool cosplay costume

Make a machine that every time you press a button you get called a faggot.

Just shove it up your ass, you know that's where it's going to end up anyway

>implying unos aren't perfect for starting getting into arduino
>implying everyday user's won't get everything they need from an uno

an electric butt tickler

Make a time machine so u can go back and stop yourself from making this shitty thrread

Depends what you find interesting, if nothing else you could always build an LED cube, it's a good exercise in programming all the patterns.

>you can fix anything with a big enough hammer

suck my chunks nigger fucker

got me dude, got me good. I'll never recover from that.

have fun flashing an LED on and off with your 8 bit hammer

a better fucking life

*16 bit

a clock

Make a brain for your fleshlight

The technological singularly

well golly gosh

Am RSS reader that displays in blinking Morris code.

Make a machine that tells you when your dick gets hard

You're pathetic, kys

A virus that has no real purpose

Implant it into your arm

an authentic-looking bomb that actually just explodes confetti

leave in a public place

???

surprise!

This would actually be hilarious

>user stares at the light
>laughs
>stares at the light
>gasps
>everyone thinks user is crazy

Make a fft rangin on 60 to 2khz using mbed library, then hook up an audio signal in input and a del matrix for output using ws2812 and associate note acording to sonochromatic scheme color. Could be cool

You can build a light organ without using a microcrontroller

Would only work if you had like 50 of them.

A hex war thread

Time machine

i don't think you'd need 50 of them to disengage a one-way check valve filled with compressed air and confetti

I used a handfull of atmega328s and a rpi to make a Web based ui smart grow system for growing weed easy and remotely on my android. I'm happy. Costs like 2000 dollars to get a similar professional setup and only costs me 200. I dI'd put in about 150 hours of time tho.

A girlfriend

Well i will use a microphone to catch ambient sound. Have my teensy do the adc on the signal, low pass filter an 4k bin fft and control a 50 by 20 adressable rgb led pannel. I think i need it.

you could also discharge a pre/externally charged capacitor

pretty sure you could use that last one for an auto-firing potato gun or something, idk

No, 50 confetti bombs. Just one is not enough.

refresh clicker for a lame dick thread

I make sound generators using nanos.

oh, fair enough

It should be put in everyday shit, placed in major public places and alert the police about possible bombs.

...

lol

I wish, i'm not taken seriously without the m'lady look.

dicks or GTFO

You help code an fft on arms and you get sharpie in pooper

Get a vintage lite-brite, fill the holes with leds, put in nintendo controller, program it for tetris.

8x8x8 RGB LED cube hahahahahaha
Bluetooth car
Everything is pretty simple to make if you know what you're doing.