Waifu claiming thread.
Learn how to impersonate people right you fucking faggot edition
Previous: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>heresy is a crime
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
No.
Claimed.
nice try faggot
Air can hurt you too
Nui's mine.
Don't try to front with me.
It's really just drinkin and laughing at funny things together
before he deletes this one too
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>alice1
zozzle
Hi, Konata.
Nonsense!
Is it just you drinking or do i not understand something here?
hello better nui :o
O but it's sense not nonsense!
Nui also drinks. There's like a 2d mirror of the drink. It's difficult to explain and doubly so partway into the drinking part.
We both know I'm better here, pal
Is that so?
that nui is very nice and talks to people
all I see you do is say "no I claim nui" :o
jesus christ I thought I was the poorest person in threads :o
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You would be wrong.
>I'm not that poor, jeez.
lol I finished my placements today c:
Nice, where'd you place?
im mexican its cool :o
Aww, well thank you!
How have you been?
You can't prove nonsense to be true!
Ah, alright, i think i get what you're trying to say.
Best Imouto claimed!
will this thread survive?
Silver 3 c;
I'm also gonna get a shoes and a siege tomorrow I'm pretty excited for once lol
that's not umaru
I'm good just enjoying the day off, me and my friends are starting our secret santa tomorrow :o
shoes and a siege? :o
Well shit. Looks like I lose on merch amount. But I have better scenery!
Well then Mr. Rude. But it's tru I'm not very involved here. I am definitely the real Nui's husband though.
But it aint nonsense!
Interdimensional relationships are complex sometimes.
Considering you don't know the first tool of trolling a group, learning the innerworkings, probably.
Probably not
Nice, I refuse to do my placements. I'm going to the store tomorrow to sell some figures since I have some on the way
i'm not trying to troll tho
well i have a thread ready to go
see first response of
What's that got to do with anything?
I'll give you that, I don't have anything scenic with my keychain in it. But i can probably get some with a short 30 minute trip.
you do know that the only reason they were deleted is because they were made by phoneposter-kun right?
Mio Akiyama claimed
>im not trying to troll tho
mb then, I don't know you is all. a bit lightheaded from thanksgiving.
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Should I draw a pic of my waifu?
knowing that someone took the time and effort to draw that
just why
Ah, that's nice.
I've never done a secret santa to be honest, what are they like?
>merch
Nui doesn't have much merch to be fair.
Surely you jestin!
>sometimes
>Alice
Great tastes bud
it means I'm poor ya bee :o
well nice to meet you.
is he a massive faggot?
Nice pic :)
Coool do you have siege? If not you should get it it's on sale right now
draw your imouto
not mine but thanks
a huge faggot
>Sup Forums is so fucking dead it has generals now
it's fun if you get a santa that knows you well
my friend hates ketchup so I got him a ton last year :o
claimed
Yea, wish they'd make a fig. But merch don't really matter anyway.
Really just sometimes. Mostly just for explaining, really. Sometimes I forget about the whole 2d/3d thing when it's just me and her.
Well get ready to post it lol. I blame the early bakers
Which Siege?
why are maids so cute?
he should kill himself then?
in mspaint
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yes
Pedophiles are often secluded to their own wings in prison. It's an attempt to lower the rate of stabbings. It works, sort-of. Have fun :-)
>Sometimes I forget about the whole 2d/3d thing when it's just me and her.
I'm the faggot but yet you're the hideous and fat virgin who pretends like he's married with a bunch of man children jacking off to cartoons. You're probably the fattest ugliest neck beard to ever grace these cancerous threads, so you pretend like you're above them and have a life. Meanwhile you're not only a liar but a complete faggot. Post any form of proof to defy my accusation and I'll live stream my suicide
Kek, i bet he was very surprised.
Everything with Nui matters, she deserves much more!
Ah, well i doubt you really explain it often.
>Sometimes I forget about the whole 2d/3d thing when it's just me and her.
>712948670
Fuck off avatarfag
>Sometimes I forget about the whole 2d/3d thing when it's just me and her.
I couldn't manage to muster a reply the last time I'm sorry
You need to stop and seek help that is not healthy in the slightest user
Rainbow 6
Also I'm doing a sleep I'll see you tomorrow or something qt c:
I wanted to do a waifu secret santa but no one wants to :(
Virgin confirmed
>Samefagging this hard
Have a good night!
>Tickets for AX are now bought
And that's my spending for the next many months.
>712948933
b8ing this hard
>Sometimes I forget about the whole 2d/3d thing when it's just me and her.
Oh wow, user, the cringe is real
Oh, but how would that work?
but I don't want you to kill yourself, and you wouldn't go through with it anyways.
he won't though will he?
Switch that to..
Then you got it
Should I spam the man babies?
If you do I'll help.
This thread just seems off
nope
he'll just go puff on his adult diaper and cry in here
i still don't see what is wrong with that statement, getting lost in your waifu is great
You're so obviously a fucking liar. Stop saying you're married when you're just as lonely as these pathetic weaboos
what's up with your phone?
>caring this much about a thread on Sup Forums
No-life shut-in confirmed
>getting lost in your waifu is great
Never got pussy before confirmed
It's just plastic. I've never asked her, but I doubt she even cares. She definitely deserves figures! But they're not like a super big deal.
And I don't explain it often at all.
I'm actually a functional person in everyday life. I'd wager more than a lot of people without waifus of any sense on Sup Forums. Stable salaried work, have my own place with my wife, in good shape, a good circle of close friends, and really I'm just a really happy person. And Nui's a big part of that. I won't try to say my relationship is normal, but I will say it's not harmful. And I fully believe it to be real.
I'm married to Nui with all that implies, but no I've never had anyone else.
i'm saving myself for my waifu
>implying you're not a 300 pound man child who only showers biweekly so mommy doesn't take your computer away
Alice2 is now claimed.
Post a picture of your waifu after you accidentally came inside her.
Everything is a big deal when it comes to Nui!
Ah, guess there's no point when it's too hard for you.
Even if these cartoon characters were real, they wouldn't go anywhere near you smelly virgins. Their boyfriend/dads would beat your asses and rip your body pillows up you borderline fucking pedophiles
but if I did that then I would be a liar. you're the autist who just can't cope with the fact that a weeb actually has a wife.
what a sad existence
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I'm going to bed
so boring
Am I over the border yet?
:^)
Kek you're a hideous Virgin claiming 6 year old video game character as your wife, I guess pretending to be married boosts your dangerously low self esteem and keeps you from trying to hang your fat ass from a ceiling fan that probably couldn't support your weight in the first place
(You)
Oh, okay, hope you can answer me later then
you'll be surprised about how durable ceiling fans are
where did everybody go?
Tomoe Claimed.
I think the mean user drove them away...
Not even close, but feel free to picture me however ya like! It's funny!
But Nui is great at brushing inconsequential things off!
And it's less "no point" and more "people would consider it crazy". As evidenced here, actually.
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this made me kek
>more autistic rage
seriously man seek psychiatric help. >lewd
Very true, but she still should get more.
Eh, everybody has an odd thing about them, and yours is harmless so nothing to be mad about.