ITT: poorly described video games cont

ITT: poorly described video games cont.

>tiny triangle
>avoid the lines

>be baby
>lock self in oven
>devour batteries like they are candy

Seriously, wtf

Who's your daddy?

asteroids?

you got it!

I'll just repost mine from the last thread
>hiking accidents
>main villain is ness
>doggo

nobody can get this one lol
three wrong guesses and ill give up the answer

no

>amnesia
>furries
>robots
>neat soundtrack
>one of the boss's eye glows
>indie

shit game fuck off

>boots shoot bullets and other things

What game is it though?

this

>office worker
>office isn't the same as remembered
>douche of a narrator

stanley parable

The Stanley Parable?

>run and jump platformed
>monochrome

yeah!

Minesweaper

Barrier?

third wrong guess!!! the game is super hexagon faggots!!! cheap as hell, takes a while to learn, and is almost impossible to master

no

>fight your way through tons of enemies
>"CHICKEN! "

>takes a while to learn, and is almost impossible to master

I can literally smell your fedora

Gauntlet you faggot too easy

go buy super hexagon then come back to me lol

Not the game I'm thinking of

watching the trailer not only made me remember why i stopped playing speed/reaction games like that, but also made me want to die

oh...
is it because you suck and have terrible reaction time? i am sorry for you user.......

>be metal dad

Canabalt

Tekken?

ur fucking aids

Yeee

nope
>breath to continue running

why are you so mad?? it is only a game...

Kay, this ones kinda dumb but fuck it
>animal abuse
>child endangerment

Another hint
>a flower plays a large role in the story

>fly around
>collect fish
>kill aliens that look like shrimp

animal crossing

He's mad because you were being pretty fedora about it

>run for 10 minutes
>finally encounter enemy
>die
>no vehicles
>run for 10 minutes

ALSO

you're..............................
lrn2spell faggot

nope

is it Flower?

...

>time travel
>water plant

>You are dead
>Shoot midget turtles, birds, worms and leechmen.
3 guesses remain.

Mother 2

sounds like dragons dogma for one aspect but i'm gonna go with dayz maybe

>Because you thought one life wasn't enough.

This

Nupe

Nope

fedora is not an insult lol
he mad because he is bad at the game.
enough said!

>Move from Japan
>Hawaiian nigga, Edge Lord and bitch
>Boating around
>Milf gets tentacle possessed
>"Y'all are stupid"
>Bitch leaves with milf
>Fucking colors climb a tree

DAYZ

Undertale you fucking neckbeard

SO MAD :)

Super hexagon, took me a year and a half to clear all stages

Cold and poopy, infant whorecare
Did i make win?

?? Idk what main villain is Ness means. And there isn't any hiking in the game I'm hinting at

see, this guy gets it!!!!111one

nope,
same publisher, different developer

Watched the trailer, this game looks terrible

Undertale

>neigh
>"son you shouldn't have gone up that mountain alone"
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>"DAD NOOOOOO"

I'm not sure which post you're claiming is Undertale by my post
Is not

Nope

>revenge
>CP
>day in the park
>subway

Close another hint
>Have sex with aliens
>Everyone thinks you're crazy

...

red dead redurka, also fuck bears

I dunno I'm stoned, I just know one Is undertale

Hexagon?

sounds like district 9 to me, but this is a game thread.

samefag detected

Thanks :) idk what the fucl everyones sayong about it i still play it

Your life?

Ay that was in my country

It's the fucking mountain lions that get me.
>tfw just get the black God tier horse.
>mountain lion ups and fucks my shit, can never find another black horse.

super hexagon is difficult as fuck and requires much practice to be good at it. it is a great time waster and actually playing it is much better then watching. the game is cheap as fuck anyway. why not live the experience?

nope

Failed

It's a game well three games, and another one is coming out soonish.

Hell yeah :)

We made a wonderful home. Attacked by a herd of exploding rats. One guy's sister died. He went nuts and gunned down his two best friends. A survivors lost their foot to infection so they got a peg leg. The last person on the operating table had both lungs removed (someone we liked more had asthma). Two people spent half the night gettin' busy', then married the next day next to the marble pool table.

the war horse is amazing, GOTY was best decision since abortion was accepted by republicans. also i agree mountain lions are the worst, i've killed many a bear with throwing knives.

I do not have a clue actually, nice buds btw.

The game I'm describing is very similar but much older

nice try faggot. how about you try and get good?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I'm going to sleep now so I'll just give the answer

Battlefield

rapelay is answer

>Wake up with no memory
>Have talking sword
>Better go save some lizards

Im on open hexagon now, with school and all i really couldnt find the time, it was in the last 2 months that i really kicked it off

>be a blob
>eat a blob
>enslave a third blob
>now I can form a different color blob

has to be mass effect

Blob

Sanic and the black