Roast me

Roast me

You don't look like a fag, enough said

Young mole man

Strange things are afoot at the circle-k.

You look like a faggy steampunk time traveler, Alex.

looks like a pretty outstanding guy

Look it's Alex, the local convenient store pedophile.

Alex?

looks like a ftm transgender

You're the modern day version of sherlock homes, autistic as fuck and working at triple K. The only crime you solve is your failed abortion.

So that's what the child Jamie Hyneman and Dustin diamond would look like

>triple K
It's called circle K not triple K you asshat that would be the KKK you fucking autist

Your nipples slightly protrude from your jacket.

This

Leave your boss alone sperglord. He's a person just like you.

You look pretty badass, I would probably cower in your presence.

I'd rather work for KKK than Circle K you cunt.

it looks like all you ever did was bench press, but somehow never built any significant gains in your arms

Either way, he's still one K short from being the KKK.

Dubs of truth.
Burn those niggers.

burn them fuckers

Keep hittin the gym but you gotta get a real job man. Real men dont roll out of bed for minimum wage. And lose the Euphoric starter kit. Resist the urge to let your interests be worn externally. It should be extremely difficult to form opinions of you from first glance

I might recommend a dark roast if you're working long hours OP. No creamer. Fuck that shit. Minimum wage guys like you take it black and never go back.

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