Roast me
Roast me
You don't look like a fag, enough said
Young mole man
Strange things are afoot at the circle-k.
You look like a faggy steampunk time traveler, Alex.
looks like a pretty outstanding guy
Look it's Alex, the local convenient store pedophile.
Alex?
looks like a ftm transgender
You're the modern day version of sherlock homes, autistic as fuck and working at triple K. The only crime you solve is your failed abortion.
So that's what the child Jamie Hyneman and Dustin diamond would look like
>triple K
It's called circle K not triple K you asshat that would be the KKK you fucking autist
Your nipples slightly protrude from your jacket.
This
Leave your boss alone sperglord. He's a person just like you.
You look pretty badass, I would probably cower in your presence.
I'd rather work for KKK than Circle K you cunt.
it looks like all you ever did was bench press, but somehow never built any significant gains in your arms
Either way, he's still one K short from being the KKK.
Dubs of truth.
Burn those niggers.
burn them fuckers
Keep hittin the gym but you gotta get a real job man. Real men dont roll out of bed for minimum wage. And lose the Euphoric starter kit. Resist the urge to let your interests be worn externally. It should be extremely difficult to form opinions of you from first glance
I might recommend a dark roast if you're working long hours OP. No creamer. Fuck that shit. Minimum wage guys like you take it black and never go back.
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