Welcome to the test to join the Andromeda initiative, my name is Jien Garson, the founder of this unprecedent mission. We are recruiting the best humanity has to offer and we know not everyone can become part of this voyage but those who do could come from anywhere, even from Sup Forums. You'll be tested to become a part of the crew, you can roll, but make no mistake this is a one way trip.
>Singles - Rejected >Doubles - Part of the crew as expendable, you will travel with us but you won't go out of the ship until we find a new home, that could take decades. >Trips - Part of the pathfinder's crew, you will travel with us and once we arrive to Andromeda, you can go out with the pathfinder to investigate new worlds. >Quads - You become a pathfinder, you'll be assigned a crew, weapons, classified data, biotics, transport and everything you'll need for doing your work: find a new home. >Quints and more - You wake up on Earth, those numbers are a dream.
I guess I'm staying here, in a sex starved marriage.
Mason Smith
Sign me up faggot
Jaxson Morris
Rolling
Gavin Jones
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Kayden Price
Ya know... I feel like my situation wouldn't be unique, had it not been for the fact we are both in our early twenties.
Jayden Sullivan
look at my trips pls
Joseph James
I mean. We started out strong. It was sex three times a night on a trampoline!!!! Shit was cash. After several months of that, it slowly declined. 6 years later I'm lucky if I get it once a month.
I am 100% of the time the person who initiates too. In addition, it always ends up feeling like she's just agreeing to have sex. Only like a quarter of the way through does she mildly act like she's beginning to enjoy herself.
Ryder Gray
This sounds like the new mass effect game
Zachary Barnes
Roll
Andrew Gray
winrar
Evan Perry
Roll
Ryder Scott
Hey look at that, lucky dubs. Anyways, since it only works out like once per month it is over way to fast, and there's no way she thoroughly enjoyed herself. It's not like I can just jerk off before hand. It's such a spontatious thing that there simply isn't enough time. One wrong move and that shit will close up like a bear trap.
Xavier Campbell
Hell I jerk off so much just to keep from strangling innocent bystanders, that I constantly find myself running out of porn to watch. It's like watching re runs of the fresh prince, only will Smith is played by Melissa May.
Brandon Lee
Man... melissa may is a cutie. I only wish she wasn't into roodypoos. Like a couple of scenes is alright, but it is like 90% of her content on xvideos.
Austin Wright
Let's go.
Gabriel Diaz
fuck you and your gay cruise
John Ross
Idk guys, I've been trying to fix our relationship. It just seems like a boat, and I'm the only person who cares if we sink. Maybe she wants to be a marine biologist? We all did at some point growing up right?
Lincoln Flores
gimme quints
Jace Bennett
As a dubs guy, can I opt to leave the mrs. At home?
Leo Perez
So can I play a beta or some shit yet
Brody Watson
red shirt reporting in
Julian Kelly
Roll I guess
Logan Sanchez
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Grayson Harris
Sometimes, I'm unsure if she has a big puss, or I'm rocking a small dick. Maybe even a bad combo of the two!? I bet alien puss will be awesome.
Charles Williams
I AIN"T SINGLE
Ian White
You are going to provide snacks, and nookie on board our venture right? Will we at least have a cute mechanic like on that Firefly show? If I'm stuck on a ship for decades, you gotta toss me some kinda bone right?
Nathaniel Butler
maybe you'll let me rename myself to spike or something. I need to get laid man. Balls feel like little heavy moons man. (See what I did there? Brushing up on my space talk. For the trip. )
Carter Wright
Alright well, it doesn't look like I'm Rollin better than dubs. And I sure as shit ain't getting laid tonight, so pick me up whenevs.
Landon Foster
One last roll for good measure. If post ends in 3, I roll again.
Adrian Wright
Hey it looks like it is you and me! Glad I'll have a bro to hang with in space. I'll name you Tyler.
Brandon Cox
Tyler, do you think we will meet hot alien chicks out there man? Think they'll be into us?
Benjamin Johnson
Will our earthly pick up lines even work on them? I'll have to think of something, my "charm" alone certainly wont cut it. What about you Tyler, think you'll be able to pull?
Adam Perez
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William Diaz
Wolololo
Ryder Jones
honk honk
Isaac Parker
Tyler.... bro... what if... there is like a whole race of lolis.... or what if they all are like... idk. Jelly girls or something. I'm more of a chubby lover kinda guy. Not fat. Chubby. Little more to grab, nice plump tits. Big round ass. Yeah buddy. Dude were gonna have a blast.
Cooper Perez
Doesn't matter for shit, because the Mass Effect development team hate white people.
Daniel Edwards
woo hoo
Parker Perez
Tyler, I regret to inform you, I'm renaming you to Dallas. It's a much cooler name anyways, dont feel bad. We will still have fun!
Gabriel James
roll
Levi Cox
Hey new friend, I'm Time, you're going to join Dallas and I at the back of the dubs bus, through space! Cant wait!
Owen Price
I want to stay
Grayson Murphy
ayy lmao
Joshua Cox
FUCK
William Bennett
lol
Thomas Kelly
Also, we're going to need a nickname for you as well... I was thinking Gerald. Does that work for you? It's mature, but I think a Gareld still knows how to party. He's like the old man you invite to a party in your dorm beca use he's the only one you know who still has a cocaine dealer.
Aaron Brooks
Get me off this nigger infested rock
Jeremiah Morris
Here we go
Julian Hall
i missed quads, doesnt mean im not a faggot though
Charles Bailey
Hey! We need a nickname for you as well. So Sharonville will do. Sharonville, meet Garald, Dallas, and myself Time! Cant wait to go on an adventure for space poon!
Dylan Hughes
I was hoping Benj. Knew a cool guy Benj and I like the name of it. I hope we get to wear cool suits.
Robert Wood
Alright it's getting a bit crowded but I suppose there's room for one more. We will call you Susan. Susan, meet Dallas, Sharonville, Gerald, and myself Time. Nice to meet you, remember to share the alien nookie when we snag some. It'll be tough but we can draw straws and take turns.
Joshua Flores
Gareld, dude bro. Yes. Benj is so much better. You're great at this. Sharonville, Dallas, Susan, Gerald is no longer gerald, he is now Benj. We will respect his life choices.
Noah Baker
Also yes, space suits. I'm hoping for like a samus aran type suit, or maybe a tron suit. I hope because of our inability to leave the ship, they won't neglect us of cool suit privileges.
Charles Green
Op, man... why have you neglected us? I'm sittin here, chatting with my dubs bro, waiting for a pick up. And we haven't heard from you? You good man?