I´m about to have gay sex today for the first time

I´m about to have gay sex today for the first time.
But I´m kinda scared to go, convince me otherwise, please.

Also story time?

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faggot

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

FUCK YOU JUST GOT SERVED OP SOMEBODY CALLED YOU A FAGGOT

OOOOHHHHHHHH SHIIIT NIGGA GODDAMN COLD AS ICE

FUCK DAWG NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING GODDAMN

Your reddit is showing

>Somebody once used this comeback, so I'm going to now because the fact that it was used by somebody else validates it. No I don't have any original ideas of my own. Being original and putting thought into an insult is for queers. I really wish my mom didn't touch me when I was young.

>i'm original

why don´t you try it?

thanks bud

Your life from now on.

Your friend jokingly "At least I don't suck dick like OP"

You "H-haha, I-I don't suck di-dick, I am not a f-fag."

And everyone will know.

Shut the fuck up you tryhard.

i did that already.

OP, the best advice I can give for a future faggot like yourself is this...

Kill yourself faggot.

i consider that everyday a few times, but i´m far away from it

who is the lucky guy, op?

Faggot

a dude i met on a datingsite

he is really kind and wants to do everything my way.

1 tip; back off with any weird smell

are you top or bottom? any fetishes involved?

Fucking kill yourself Jesus Christ

weird smell?

Moar pls

Good for you! Go for it :)

bottom no fetishes and we will use a kondom
i will

He was right. Your reddit is showing and this
furthermore proved it.

Cringy as fuck

do you have a pic of his cock?

i´ve seen it, but i don´t want to send his pics around
this one looks similar to his one

First time today, or first time, today?

Dunno what to tell you. Men smell differently than women, more masculine. It's different.

I enjoy sucking dick, it feels somewhat invasive, and dicks are harder in your mouth than you'd imagine. It's pretty hot.
I don't really like taking it in the ass. Buttplay is all fun and good, but tbh my ass is just too sensitive. Like, there are repercussions. I'll shit blood. Takes the sexiness out of it.

All in all, I'd rate fucking women at about 9/10 and fucking men at 7/10. Both pretty good, but all other things being equal, I'd probably take a woman over a man, most days.

Also, there social stigma, as seen in this thread. I don't really go around telling everyone I'm bisexual, and most girls are normiefags with respect to genderroles, and think it's a bit of a turn-off if you like to suck big throbbing cocks.

well written, mr. double dubs, I feel the same

just do it

what holds you back?

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first time anal, today
i didn´t fap since tuesday, to be really horny today and i´m leaking precum already.
But mainly because of this thread and thinking about it the whole time.

I planned to take a pill and have 2 or 3 beers to get into a good mood.

I've done it couple of times, prefer girls but love cock, I'd say go for it, there's no reason to be nervous even though you will be until you get there. Just don't get cold feet. Trust me you'll enjoy it!

Muh nigga.
I somehow expected to transcend the feeling of penis-envy when I first started doing gay stuff, but somehow, even when I'm sucking a dude's dick, I'm also secretly trying to see if mine is bigger.

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dubs and i suck a cock this weekend

The way the precum sticks in the air...
Dumb motherfucker thwacked his own face with his own cum.

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a lot depends on the top
if they are good, it is awesome
if they suck, it sucks
also, size matters

i´m perfectly aware of that fact, that´s why no one will ever know.
I practiced with toys and i think i can manage the anal stuff.
I know about the smell too.

it is going to be in a few hours and i have to shave my dick and ass.

Seems pretty planned out.
I'm cleaning out my kitchen cupboards because my fridge short out and now there no electricity in half the apartment.
Also waiting for my fuckbuddy to come over, but [spoiler] it's a woman. [/spoiler]

Sounds perfectly reasonable.

i think he´s got the right size

I've sucked one once. Loved it. It was amazing feeling his load shoot against my throat and yes I'm bi. I prefer women but sometimes it's just fun to suck a cock

dick is dick, and all men compare whenever they can.
I tried to get rid of feeling guilty for being bisexual for a long time, then just accepted it as it is. I call it my secret hobby.

I sucked the same dude a few times, but he never came a lot. But yeah it´s fun once your sucking.
He couldn´t stop fapping for 1 day, just to save a little up for me.

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if you have gay sex you will be a homo. think about it op.

Am I homo if no one knows?

checked.
you are already homo when people suspect that you are one, no matter if it's true or not.

but why should i care about other people?

Do you let others dictate your life?

Ff

My wife wants to watch me with another guy.
>I'm bi, but only been with guys a few times, no real experience.
Should I do it?
What potential problems are there in the future?

Pic of your cock user?

Does she want to see you get fucked or are you the one doing the fucking?

no that´s not mine

To be honest, she doesn't give a fuck. She just thinks the whole thing is hot as fuck and wants to watch. I don't know if she's a gift from God himself or this is laying the groundwork for a nasty divorce. I mean, this is the best of both worlds, at first glance.

Post yours faggot

Fellow bi-fag here - how do you get around telling girls you're bi? Bit embarrassing at very least if not as you say total turn off. Do you lie?

okay then find a feminine one, one you wouldn´t get jealous of. Then just fuck him, if she likes it okay, if not you´ve just fucked a dude and didn´t get fucked infront of your wife, who could tell on you.

They love it.

make sure he takes it slow, that shit will fucking hurt for the first time couple of times but still feels very good. if you're just sucking cock, I think you'll love it.

You just don´t mention it?
It´s not rocket science.

I´m going to loosen up with a plug while blowing him.

What kind of pill?

Djek

Painkiller, which makes you euphoric and kinda high.

this

these types of threads always mention how girls get turned off by this fact but they love it, had 4 girlfriends who either occassionally fapped to gay porn or read gay fanfic

Actually kill yourself

dat observation

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not a good idea. shaving can leave small cuts that are good for contracting disease.

we will use condoms

>being this retarded

OP do not do this, please read this

everybody gone?

Fdws

How the fuck can you not have gay sex after seeing that gif. Holy shit that cock looks good.

Better buy some diapers because you'll need them.

/r/ing raped boys

hahah
i expected worse

OP just get a girlfriend thats willing to put on a strapon and get fuck by her and that way you dont have to be a huge FAG. Dont get aids nigga.

just kill yourself already faggot, or stay the fuck in your LGBT area. fuck off.

Don't be a faggot, just go for it

youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo

One thing I learned the hard way is that girls don't actually get wet, it is just something you say to sound a little bit dirty.

i think í´ll do it

what the fuck are you talking about?

Facts of life

Schrödinger's homosexual

don't
just don't

Worried you'll get aids?

wtf are you doing

Gay sex is litterally the best thing in the world. Straight dudes are missing out. Nothing better than hard cock. And a tight ass.

this and worried that i don´t like it

thanks cumdetective

won´t*

I'm sure you will. Just go into with a positive attitude.

Faggot here, get him to eat your ass first it'll lossen you up and maybe try to pick up some poppers. It'll hurt for a little bit but it does feel really good after a while. You won't regret it I'm sure

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Sucking dick is really good too