You are at the club

>you are at the club
>this guy slaps your gfs ass and says 'what are ya gonn do? you'll do nuttin. ill fookin knok ya head clean off if u try anyting funny"

what do?

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Smirk and say "Nice..bow tie...sir"

This is number 1 bullshit

I pull out my gun and shoot him in the face.

I tell him its my gf. Why would a pro MMA fighter beat me up for that.

Ask him i he will give her back when finished

Hit him in the back of the head with something hard/ grab and crush his dick and balls.

Mcgregor vs Op make it happen Dana

>your gfs

ah fuck it. id fight the cunt.

politely laugh it off, wait a few minutes sucker punch him or bash him in the noggin with something hard.

I'd definitely watch that shit on PPV.

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Fucking ask for him to sign something for me cuz the king is here

go tell his pregnant gf he slaps girls ass in clubs and watch as she leaves him and breaks his spirit

Why is he standing like popeye with a stick up his ass?

No, you wouldn't do that.

Makes up for a good story tbh, getting your ass handed to you by Ewan McGregor

Tell him I've got no tatoes to feed him.

cause he thinks he looks tough, stupid little Irishman. he has a very low IQ

hes a troll

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I say here have the whore. She's your problem now.

>walk away
>yell at my girlfriend and blame her for the incident while getting drunk at the bar
>sneak behind him later when he is relaxed and ram a pint glass into his face

Ignore him and let him make a fool of himself.
I'm sure someone will pop out a phone and film the whole incident, which will be punishment enough for him the next day.

Agreed. Celebrities have the ultimate vulnerability: they're famous.

he's a manlet

I would kill him with a flick of my finger

i get the feeling, if he didn't have people around him 24/7 to tell him how to dress he would be wearing pic related with blue jeans.

Start asking how tall he is.

and that would look worse than a fucking bow tie?

Say that again to my glock, tough guy. Not so alpha now, huh?

We are fighting regardless of the outcome, mama didn't raise no bitch

stab him in the leg

I'll slap that manly as of his then I'll grab them so hard that they'll tear off his assets. I'll then put those 2 buttcheeks onto my chest and I'll now have books and I'll become a trap. I'll then get ass fucked by him but before he knows it, I'll suck his dick in and tear it off of him and I'll wear his dick as my new condom.

I would rape him, my friend.

call the police and have him arrested for assault.

>5'9
>70kg
Since I've got 4 inches and 10kg on the dude I'd probably just [spoiler]stab the cunt[/spoiler]

>say "nice bow tie, faggot"
>pull out my dick
>do a 360 and moonwalk away

Tell it to the priest.
The Irishman will abide.

grab his nipples and twist until he tapped out

I weigh less than him but I think I could take him because I'm taller and better at martial arts.

Punch him in the throat.
Kick him while he's down.
Stop when he stops moving.

>at the club

let the bouncer deal with him

Catch him in the toilet. Toothpick in his ear. He goes to hospital. Threat removed

>calling over a bouncer because you can't handle your own business

you, sir, are a faggot

I channel my inner Dagestan and smash him.

zozzle

>wait until my power level hits over 9000
>falcon punch

Ask him if I can eat his ass while he suck her cock

Choke him out because I'm in a heavier weight class than him.

Insult him for him to attack first, then feint attack with jab and kick in the balls during opening, multiple times.

I may be a pussy, but I'm a winner.

>be me
>at the club
>with sloot gf
>fag with gay tie
>slap sloot gf on ass
>jimmie have been rustled
>gaytie says blah blah blah do about it
>fedora cloak activated
>do a 360
walk away

ask my wife if she wants me to summon the garda , so she can press charges for sexual assult

Would hyperventilate while laughing, roll up into a tight ball on the floor (still laughing), start singing Bohemian Rhapsody, get back on my feet, ask Mr Conor Mcgregor if he will you do the fandango, then deliver a low left hook to the liver out from nowhere. Thunderbolts of lighting very very frighting.

Tell my gf to do anything he wants and tell him thank you. Mcgreggor is love, Mcgreggor is life.

Ill probably laugh at the poor sob. My fiance has a black belt in judo.

So presumably your girlfriend is at least the judo world champion (assuming the female judo world champion could even challenge McGregor).

Knock him the fuck down

>Slap him back on the ass
>Big cheeky grin
>Offer to buy the champ a beer
>Befriend
>Get invited to after parties
>Fuck sluts

Laughed too hard at last sentence.

I'd shoot him.
He physically attacked my loved one and threatened my life.

mcchicken afraid on sambo master. i will break face.

Its Connor McGregor, numb nuts

Call this dude up and tell him what happened (he loves me, he will protect me)

Forgot to add pic- THIS man

Stab him in the chin with my 15 feet katana

Tell him hes a faggot for doing that, he hits me and i sue him and win lots of money because hes considered a weapon.

Those filthy leprechauns

Slap him on the ass let my hand linger and give him a wink.