How do you prep before a gal fucks you up the ass with a strap on

How do you prep before a gal fucks you up the ass with a strap on

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Not sure why you're asking us, OP. You're the expert of getting assfucked.

Good question. I usually prepare BY NOT GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS with a strap on...Then I go about my day.

Lube, lots of lube.

lube, patience, and an enema 15 - 60 mins before

faggot

although ive never tried it i would assume pooping, a shower, and lube

Coconut oil any good

Eat a bunch if oatmeal so you can shit first.

Fight her about it

How am I a faggot if I don't take it up the ass?

douche so you dont poop everywhere

WD40

Caught me offguard

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The blonde is legit right she knows what she talking about

a couple days in the chastity cage with the key on her anklet : )

Lucky... I wish I had a mistress.

closet faggot

been together 4 years. im not constantly locked up, she just loves to keep me locked up for a few days, put the key on her anklet and rub her barefeet are over my caged cock and the key dangles and teased me.

pic arent us, but close to what we do

WEVE BEEN TRAINING YOU OUR ENTIRE LIVES FOR THIS YOU FUCK BITCH STICK A SHARPIE UP YOUR FUCKING POOPER AND MOVE UP FROM THERE FUCK STUPID

i rather just have a guy do it, it is gayer and feels much better because guys have real dicks

Well you'd have to pay me for footage fgt

Nah I hate males they look like faggots like you
(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)

Would let a sexy ass trap doe

Syringe of warm water up the ass...
Jump around a bit of go about your business for ten mins till the tummy starts feeling ready to poop...
Poop...
Repeat if necessary

isn't that what pornstars do before their anal scenes

Indeed and that's what I do

>Inb4 OP can't poo
>Watery anal
>ClownFiesta.gif

Oh fuck I lol'd

you don't, you take it like a man

God-Tier situation

>pic arent us
>SAGE

pay a hooker to fuck you up the ass with a strapon, loosens you up real well

13 years under the care of your uncle :(

Go to prison and drop the soap in the shower

>he will never leak precum out of his chastity cage as his gf rubs her feet on his cock and dildos her pussy to orgasm while he remains semi-hard and enjoyably frustrated and she just giggles

>Get an anal douche
>if not use 0.5L plastic bottle
>fill colon with water
>poop it out
>repeat untill water coming out is clean
getting pegged is fucking awesome. best beginner position will be with you doggy ass to the end of the bed and her standing behind you.

I put on some Luther Vandross and sip a little wine cooler

Not lots. Just a drop or two on the tip.
You WANT to feel the intensity of the
violation of your sphincter

Lots of taco bell

I agree with the people saying to put warm water up there and then shit that out until it's clean.
having shit in your colon is the only real threat.

>kinky
>jew
I'm reminded of South Park

Psyllium husk for a couple of days beforehand also helps a lot.

Its pretty much pure fiber, and stupidly effective. After a few spoonfuls a day for a couple days, I don't even need to wipe after a shit.

If I know it gonna happen then I eat nothing but soup for a couple of days before, this means you have almost no poop up there and the enema before hand is super quick and easy, then it's all down to using lots of lube and taking your time to let your ass stretch out a little before going for it full force.

Better than nothing but oils are messy as fuck, hard to clean up and often the stains will not come out of any cloth it gets on, best is a water based lube.

By killing yourself.