Come home and see this

come home and see this

what do

Pet the kitty.

Fuck it because this will be the only time I'll ever get the chance to have sex. Then capture it and sell it off to some zoo or researchers.

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OH SHIT A FUCKING DRAGON DON'T KILL ME CUNT

>capture it and sell it off to some zoo or researchers

How about no, user.

>what do
The obvious
lay the dragon

Impregnate it, take responsibility, live happily ever after.

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If a dragon humanoid came to me for sex you're damn right I'd make money off it one way or another.

>Come home
>See this
Wat do?

tase it and cage it
I'd get some amazing medal for turning it in to some scientists I bet
12 gauge pointeed at it just in case

Impregnate, take responsibility, live happily ever after.
Doubly impregnate if she's already lactating or has sensative breasts before hand.

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Realize I need to stop whorsing around.

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Have sex with my own hand for several hours

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>horse
>giant fake boobs
not sure if want

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Get my anti-dragonfire shield and zamorakian hasta to destroy it

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Kek, my sides!

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that means, it's time 4 your treatment

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make a suitcase

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Call aminal control

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Ayy lmao

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Kek

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