ITT: Confess to the country you love

I-I fell in love with you at first sight, please go out with me, Poland-senpai!

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I hate Poles in Japan
I hope this cockroach OP go back to his cunt ASAP

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What is going on in this thread?

You're so cute, forgive me for everything

W-which country are you going to confess to? :3

None

Russia-chan, I want to massage you in oil and adore every inch of you
P-pls notice me

:(

I love Portugal and France.

Y-you too

I love you Britain!!!!!!!!!

I love Transylvania
I am Transylvanian

>I hate Poles in Japan
Why? Is it just the diaspora being bydlo as usual?

Actually due to entry restrictions Poles in Japan are quite opposite of bydlo

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I've loved you from afar for many years Iceland! Please say "yes".

Gib oils

Deutschland ich liebe dich
I want to Anchluß Austria with you
I want to colonize the Lebensraum with you
Together we shall exterminate the Slavic/Muslim immigrants who are ruining our great countries
The brits wanted us to be ennemies, but next time we are together against them
Let's make a new Karolinger empire

Disgusting.

N-Norway-senpai.... I actually love you from the bottom of my heart! Please accept my love!

i love america
dog bless

I love you too france

I LOVE ENGLAND
But England is so tsundere about us...

DEUTSCHES KAISERREICH

>tfw will never be loved by italia or german

Why?

I have always loved you how you bite off your reindeers balls off

because you always love Thailand
>they came here to transit to Thailand
>extend visa here and then back to Thailand without me manage to say hi
>tfw life as a bus stop

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J'aime la France desu.

Entente Cordiale; pour un jour, pour toujours :3

i like Sweden, Russia, Japan, Poland and Malaysia :3

India may not Poo in Loo but they've left a big curry flavored deuce in the designated shitting street that is my heart

Austria is my countryboo

argentina is mine and the rest can fuck off

The country I love is fictional.

Faggot

I think france is qt but she calls me an uncultured monkey

>Depraved latin american culture
>No refinement
>No architecture to speak off
>Music is rhythmic, no refinement
>Women are vulgar
>Fashion sense is based on who could show the more skin
You are a depraved, vulgar AND uncultured monkey.

I think italy is a qt by she hates me
same for japan

b-but I love you france

you love my brazilian cock

Norway-senpai pls notice me :'3

no

SHE'S MINE

australia

love you cunts

japan deserves my love because they like us
pls notice me uguu

A single French man is worth 10 of your Brazillian baboon
It is appreciated. If you're talented enough you may look at me from afar

chile :3

it's so, LONG

why so arrogant you smelly shit , go take a shower already

The viper's poison does not touch the flying dove.

sigh
why french "men" are smelly faggots

France is such a qt |:3

we can be friend

get away from my gf you fucking subhumans

Success is an acquired taste. No wonder you're not used to it.

I like the smell of France...

That lovely apple smell from drinking cider is nice from you as well, England.

sacrebleu your faggotry gave me cancer

My favourite cider is Thatchers.

Co kurwa?

Would only be the third cancer you get from the crap you eat everyday.
I'm not a big fan of cider. I live in Bordeaux so I have to drink wine. I think I'll look for some Thatchers next time I go to the liquor store and think of you when drinking it.

I like America
Countrycest bestcest.

It might be a little strong for an undeveloped palate, mon petit dessert. Though you must note that taste cider from the bottle is also very different from tasting it from the tap. You lose a good part of the "crispness" to it.

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And that's horrifically overpriced to import it.

Good Lord. 10€ a liter ? I'm pretty sure it's good but I guess I'll take cider instead of a beer next time I'm into a pub. I'll remember the name Thatchers tho.
That happened quite often to me actually. Going to an English pub ordering something new and ending up with cider instead of a beer.
Price isn't really surprising however. I can find bottles of Bordeaux Supérieur for 2€ here that are sold 15€ across the channel.
Thanks for the info, my lovely sprout. It's much appreciated.

You'll typically find Thatchers in a Weatherspoon's brand pub, if and when you're over in England. Aspall is also a good quality cider.

Just don't ever drink Magners or any Swedish cider like Kopparberg or Rekorderlig - they're all garbage. They'll be the sweet bottled stuff that many restaurants and bars serve. It's the equivalent of drinking Australian """"""champagne""""".

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Oh boy I think I've had Magner in an Irish pub once. Utterly gross stuff.
Apparently the barman was used to it because he exchanged it for a Kilkenny for free.
I've been wanting to visit England for years now, mainly Yorkshire because it's gorgeous and I want to experience the "I have no idea what this man is saying" feel that a friend of mine experienced.
Any other region you'd recommend ? I'm more into hiking than visiting cities. Maybe i'd stumble upon you and we c-could cuddle

norway-sama
I wish I was inside of you right now and for the rest of my life~~

For quality hiking and cider, I'd say Somerset. It's the equivalent of Bordeaux for cider.

For not understanding what someone has said? Anywhere in Northern Ireland. The countryside is beautiful there when it isn't raining, the people are very welcoming and there's a huge range of accents.

>Maybe i'd stumble upon you and we c-could cuddle

I wouldn't be opposed to that... But we'll have to talk about it later in this thread or another one like it as I've got dash! Talk soon hopefully!

Awesome. Thanks for it. If you see a french flag posting that it's probably me, just call me "Mon petit dessert" and I'll know it's you.
Take care of yourself, lovely sprout.

Japan I love you
your history is fun as fuck, your movies all pure fucking kino, your cartoons and comics make me less depressed, your culture is actually interesting, your language is fun, your ability to retain culture and country is amazing, your women are fuckable, you made a song about how great our greatest president is, ily.
Please go out with me and hold hands and stuff.

N-no, go out with me, Sarmati-senpai :3

I-I love you Malaysia chan :3

>Let's make a new Karolinger empire

lewd

That "charging tanks" thing got debunked a long time ago, it's a literal nazi meme

>Visa not required below 90 days
>Entry restrictions

I ram my tank in your ass

j-j-j-japan

*turns away blushing*

Peru is my best friend
But i must confess my undying love for Russia!
Ruski pls come and save us from the american bullies!

>ctrl+f Canada
>0 results

*turns on my leaf blower*

you ungrateful shitstain.

oooookay...

Confessing implies a secret.
When you're in ages long marriage with someone it's not much of a secret.

I'll treat you nice, invite you in, show you my basement.

Let's make a delicious borszcz together, I will totally not spike yours with rohypnol

I-i love you, Poland.

POLAND IS ALREADY MINE

fuck off you vixen

hands off, whores

Fuck you, she's already mine

>russia
Just why? Is there really any reason?

>she's mine!
>fuck off from my gf!
>implying we don't own all of you dirty little sluts

I love you, Norway. You're what Brexit should've been, now we're gonna be the US' bitch.

please notice me Indonesia

Except no one likes you. You're like that fat kid in school that's always alone while your classmates get all the girls.

Surely you jest, Deutschland.
Go away. I like you but we're not yours.

Mon petit dessert, I'm back.

How's the evening treating you and what number of bottle are you on?

i wanna give a big kiss to poland

I was expecting you ! I've drank 2 bottles of beer and a rum cola ! Evening has been good, ate a leek fondue with cordons bleu so it was quite delightful.
What about you ? Haw has life been treating you ?