My ideal bf is

My ideal bf is...

1. 185 cm, 110 kg, huge muscle ass
2. beard
3. can cook delicious food
4. reads Kafka and Proust
5. bottom

Your thoughts?

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that's the ideal boyfriend of 90% of females

1. 187cm, 112kg, fit
2. Shaved and fashy haircut im with serious Clients Not a fucking neckbeard
3. can cook delicious food - check
4. Kek no fucking jews, im German though and have read Most of their Works; some are quite accectable
5. bottom - no idea what that means, also what is it with the fucking Manga.

>My ideal bf is...
>1. 185 cm, 110 kg, huge muscle ass

110kg maybe, muscle nope

>2. beard

Neckbeard

>3. can cook delicious food

Pizzapockets

>4. reads Kafka and Proust

Kafka is a poser

>5. bottom

Beta aß fuck so sure why Not

>Your thoughts?

You are "nearly" discribing everyone on Sup Forums

Bottom means u take it in the ass

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Bottom in a faggot relation is the dude who gets his protate hit. Who gets à cuck up his Ass. Who enjoys getting gape. Do u get it now

Why would a girl want some manly, bulked, neckbearded faggot? I dont see the point.

dat silly boy is gonna lose his anal virginity

well op is obiously faget

TITS OR GTFO

>he doesn't know about femdom

>110kg maybe, muscle nope
Obese?

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1. Any height, slightly chub (and I do mean slight) to athletic. I don't lime the super muscled roid look but fit is hot.
2. Will play video games with me
3. Will not mind having to teach me some things ( in the bedroom)
4. Likes to dominate
5. Listens to good music
6. Wants a big family
7. Is very straight forward

You're a sissy

Thanks that sounds healthier than fucked up OPs mind

>I don't lime the super muscled roid look
Laughed at this way longer than I should've.

What do you think this thread is?

< hot bod

ALL HAIL

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>What do you think this thread is?
Cirno isn't sissy. she's baka

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Neckbeard
Eats things from hedgerows
Read one, one time
Jumbled

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6. farts money and ejaculates chocolate
now it is

Kafka + Proust
"i heard those names somewhere and they sounded smart so if i say them i sound smart"

Amerishart, please. It might surprise youm but some people unironically read books.