You get stuck with this lady on the elevator. What do you say to her?
You get stuck with this lady on the elevator. What do you say to her?
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can I please live in your cleavage?
nice boobs. wanna fuck?
I'm a vegan
how much of your body is plastic as this point
let's go for a run, I bet those bounce well
wow, this sucks, hopefully they can fix this quickly.
>awkwardly stares at the floor.,
HOLY JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST. Now I don't have to eat dry cereal.
So, are those real?
Sorry about the smell on the way up, I had burritos and didn't quite make it. Gonna be a long day.
Ask her how much an hour. Since i know she must be saving for a fucking reduction at this point " her back must be fucked up"
virgins
How tight it that knot
this, kek
well at least we're not gonna starve for a while he he he he...
I don't know what I'd say, but I doubt I'd be able to maintain eye contact.
I'd probably ask her "sauce?"
Cow tits are shit tier
I wonder how long it will take them to fix the elevator... I'm getting thirsty
Want to see my gundam collection?
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Explain that while I was committed to not stare at her tits during the short elevator ride, certain emergency conditions have arisen and I cannot longer extend that courtesy.
Turn 180 degrees and walk backwards
i actually laughed
Sauce/name???
Lucy Wilde/Busty Buffy
Maybe if you bounce enough the elevator will move
"Today, I'm in a really good mood".
Say nothing
Position myself in front of her
Swing my head back
BERRY MUH FUCKING FACE IN THOSE TITTIES
When the elevator gets unstuck, say I'm extremely claustrophobic and apologize for my psychotic episode
kinky
Can i get milk from those?
that or offer to hold em to ease the strain on her back
nope
I would say sorry for starring and then stare at her boobs until she leaves.
please dont stare at my herpes sore
Her name is Agnetis Miracle
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Awww shit, and I knew this bitch, damn.
Got my fish eyed bimboes wrong, what can I do?
ask for bj
I knew I should have taken the stairs. I need to shit. Can you turn the other way?
by any chance you have a portable charger.? im running out of battery.
>pic related
press "emergency stop", then watch the show
You know that scene in "Liar Liar" with Jennifer Tilly and Jim Carey
yet another 12 year old gay faggot posting a random porn pic lazily asking for expert advice about how should he masterbate his ridicolously tiny flaccid saggy penis
Moo ?
I'd tie her up and ram a hose up each of our asses and fart, inflating her ass with my own farts. Then it'd be a war to see who can fart harder into the other person which I will win. Once things get moving I'd untie her, remove the hose and get out as soon as the door opens while holding my nose and gasping while she rips an enormous fart and probably cries
I like the way you think user
Use her boobs as punching bags.
You dropped something
Mother retreats upstairs. I squint my eyes and hiss at the sliver of light creeping in from the basement door. I haven't been to the other parts of the house since last Christmas, when mom told me I had to socialize with the family or get my computer taken away. I imagine my house as a video game map, and think the rest of my house as The Unknown Lands. I also like to imagine my room a castle. I haven't been outside since I was 16, which was about 6 years ago. I live in complete darkness, except for my computer screen, which is always displaying the current Waifu claiming thread. Thinking of last Christmas makes me sweat and feel anxious, I never want to leave my castle. I remember walking up the steps. And trying to adjust my eyes to light. Mother made me wear a red Christmas sweater and some sweat pants. I walked into the living room where my normie family members were talking and doing things on their iPhones. I tried to convince them that computers are superior technology and only normies use phones, but they wouldn't listen. My little cousin asked my why I had so many stains on my sweat pants, and I realized these were the ones I masturbated on before mommy bough my first body pillow. I waddled back down to my castle and haven't left since.
Actual fart rape
Tcu gonna whup texas huh?
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Tell her she is stunning and ask her if i can, at the least, jerk off on her tits.
i hope there milk in those tits cuz im hungry as fuck
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Don't forget to lather your balls in gravy too.
I'm thirsty, can I have a glass of milk?
*sniff* smells like milk in here
mate huge boobs are absolute shit. Its all about the perky average size
Absolutely nothing because I'm an autist schizoid pleb who can only get off to cartoon boys shitting on each other.
I like mine skewered
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>Talking
bruh just rape her.
nice tits, wanna fool around till they get this shit fixed? i got rubbers.
Say?
99% of the people on here would fill the elevator with spaghetti, myself included.
"Let's not turn this rape into a murder."
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Name: Agnetis
thats the man of my life
>what do you say
I'd keep quiet, pull out my cock and start fappin
Hey your tits are pushing all all the buttons of all the fucking floors
It's got to suck when you are basically just a life support system for a pair of tits.
I look over at her, slowly smile, and say, "going down?", as I let my pants fall to the floor.
show her the moves
My penis would look amazing wedged between your glorious breasts
You have an ugly face and your chest looks like a plumbers butt.
you smell
i cant believe the elevator got stuck this sucks
weird
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Use your breasts to get the door open, I'll just unzip and get out my ladder for you to climb down...
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Nothing as I'll be listening to music.
KEK
Lol
probably nothing beyond a nod to acknowledge her because social interaction makes me uncomfortable
>what colour is the background for Sup Forums?
im think of having this as my wall colour
>if any one asks ill just pass it off as moody sunset or some shit
>also, nice tits, can i motorboat?
Have you seen that one episode of CSI where the guy throws the girl into the elevator shaft?
Who shit in your cereal today?
Nice tits bitch.