My ideal bf is

My ideal bf is...

1. 185 cm, 110 kg, huge muscle ass
2. beard
3. can cook delicious food
4. reads Kafka and Proust
5. bottom

Your thoughts?

Tits or gtfo

Sorry you'll die alone

Live together, die alone

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you really like that stupid fairy.

Second time today you posted the same thread.

Welcome to 4cancer

>My ideal bf is...
>4. reads Kafka and Proust

fuck so close, I dont even know what are those

How don't you know? Don't make me angry, baka, they're writers

> huge muscle ass

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So what this is a cirno thread now?

>tfw all is checked except cooking
I can't cook shit. Everything I make tastes awful no matter what recipe I use. Fuck cooking.

We could eat sushi

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Fuck you, Op.

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