What if they burned the stick?

What if they burned the stick?

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Holy shit

Then the stick would become millions of ash pieces which are harmful when breathed in

Stick always win

Choked by ash... stick wins once more.

Stick become ash which float around back to the ground to nourish saplings. Creating a new generation of stick to kill marines and their entire families.

What if they put it to acid?

Millions of stick ash spread, eventually returning to soil making it more fertile. Trees grow back stronger, stronger sticks fall off tree
Stick win everytime.

Billions of tiny stick particles cannot be destroyed.
Stick win everytime.

The the stick with it's psychedelic powers will eradicate the marines. Stick always win.

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How well trained is stick?

Stick has excellent camouflage, it blends in any environment

It would be around them and on their clothes also they could breath in the ash that will cauae damage to their lungs
Stick will win you fgt

What if marines put stick on rocket and then send it to sun? Stick will burn and the sun gravity will hold stick particles

The stick is now the sun. Marines need sun to live. Stick wins once more

Stick is first form of organic lifeform from Earth to reach sun
Stick win every time.

So do marines. x1000

The stick's ashes will travel to earth and kill the marines by letting themselves inside their noses, stick always win.

Defenision of winning in this fight?
How you know when someone had won?
The rules, we need to know them.

What if stick gonna get absorbed by black hole? Nobody needs black holes. Also black hole is far away from earth so cant anyhow demage marines

Stick can fit in almost any space, stick give off no heat so not show up on infrared

Stick always win

not at night

He is elite branch and has its roots in gorilla warfare

1 of marines is marine recuiter.
Stick is convinced to join marines.
Marines win everytime

Stick becomes fourth dimensional being, literally ascending beyond our plain of understanding. Stick win every time.

Stick is black hole. Black hole is Black. Black steals stuff. Black steals Marines Life. Stick wins once more.

Sun gravity will hold ashes

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>What if they burned the stick?
Then they got baited into wasting 1000 guys to burn a fucking stick for Sup Forums's entertainment instead of actual missions

Marines lose

Stick always win, why can't newfags understand this?

Stick is brown and sun is afraid of niggers. Stick win

shit

What if the Marines did nothing and ignored the stick after realizing that fighting a battle they couldn't win was pointless. As long as the U.S. never falls, the stick can never win, right?

They're to scared to fight the stick. Stick always win.

What if marines make another stick from antimatter and make them touch each other? Then after annihilation both sticks gonna destroy each other. Marines win

Then the explosion would kill the marines. Stick always win.

Stick needs no training. He is a natural born killer. He's been a major part I've over 1 million photosynthesis and has survived multiple barrages of rain drops.

Stick is the ultimate killing machine. All that oppose stick die horribly and painfully.

Battle so intense universe collapse. Both sticks win. This is why it is dangerous to have two stick, that is why marine lose

What if the ate the stick?

>they're fucking marines.

What if marines just took stick as hostage. Then put it in Guantanamo bay for waterboarding?

What if they send it in another dimension?

The toxic chemicals in the stick will kill the marines. Stick always win

Then there is always another stick. Stick always win.

Stick infiltrate their bodies and gives them cancer
Stick win every time.

marines are now one with stick
stick win every time

Stick is stick in guantanamo bay, too

Stick win every time

Then stick is a martyr to the cause.

Stick still wins.

the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one they said, but still stick comes

Ok guys. What if stick teamed up with Marines to take on two other sticks, who wins?

Stick is.
Stick wins.

They shove the stick up each others asses, causing serious rectal damage.

Stick win every time

Bow to your stick overlord!

But which stick sticks the stick each other's stickhole?

Hey guys,

what if stick laughs?

Does stick lose?

Water makes stick grow. Blood gives stuck nutrients. Stick reproduces by cloning self. Many sticks. So many sticks.

Stick win every time

You can't kill stick.

What if marines make alliance with rock to defeat stick? Rock >stick
Marines win
>pic related

What if the us marines surrender to the stick, fool it into a false sense of complacency, fuck its daughter, a toadstool, breed more marine-stools, many, an army... and then take off and nuke the entire site from orbit while licking the windows on the spaceship... leaving their marine-stool bastard children army behind to occupy the stick during their daring flight to orbit?

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Where does it say that rock > stick?
Stick disprooves your thesis

stick win every time

paper is made of stick and paper > rock

Rock too heavy for marine, destroys ligaments
Stick always win

Oh word?

Stick is double agent. Kills all.
Stick always win.

Is trick question. You cannot defeat stick, but there is a way to share victory with stick. For their is no victory as triumphant as that which occurs when a Marine puts stick into his butthole, this great victory is a triumph for man and stick. Stick remains undefeated, but for once man can share the status of victoriousness, because he too has not lost.

Stick dust attains radioactive immortality and leads other particles of dirt and dust to new positions of authority after the old abandoned society of man has decayed.

Marines cant win but they can take shit and piss on stick and humilate sticm

>surrender to the stick
stick always win

>breed with stick
their children are stick
stick always win

please note, marines lost twice already

>nuke the site

stick is now ashes, stick still IS, it only changed its form

>travel into the orbit

if they won now, stick has won twice, and

2>1

stick always win

if they did not win, they lost

stick always win

Guys, give up.

Stick always win

This is erotic victory for stick who fetshizes Marine pee. In stick's culture stick will ascend to elder shaman status after such victory. Marine will be sexually stigmatized for his perversion and will retreat impotently from society to die a lonely alcoholic death.

What if they torture stick until stick surrenders?

the Marines just need to let the stick kill them, then they will win.

Stick feel no pain, why would stick surrender?
They loose their patience and beat themselves with stick

stick always win

They can use psychological tortures

I just realized my whole house is made from big sticks,send help I am surrounded

They use psychological tortures, but never know if stick reacted

their method turns upon themselves

when you torture stick psychologically, stick tortures you

stick always win

I really want to inspect his butthole and genitalia. No homo.

Thinking outside the box.

i hate this image, those are Army fags, not Marines

What if they get another stick to beat that stick?

Or they could surrender to the stick, stick now being in false sense of security then have stick deal with the glory, driving stkick to suicide.

What if the marines went back in time to stop the tree from being planted which birthed the stick they are fighting causing that stick to not exist?

What if they widdle stick into dildo then place in pooper. Does everyone win?

That its! Marines won

what if they bury the stick?

burn the stick? thousands of mini sticks!

stick also does +3 fire damage

The ground is now a stick. The stick kicks them off the ground, stick wins.

Gas Mask?

There is always more stick.

The stick wins every time, because it is not gay

stick grows into stick tree.

Lol time travelers marines won

>Marines are gay
>produce tons of gay Marine babies to fight the stick army

nice try

>So do marines. x1000

Stick hires fat chick to walk nude by Marines. Overwhelmed by lust, they dive on fat chick, breaking the stick concealed in her folds and nourishing it with Urrahjizz. Stick multiplies destroying Marines. Fat chick devours the dead.

Stick victory.

>What if stick gonna get absorbed by black hole?

Every Marine base has black dependapotamus holes. Stick is nourished by Jodyjism, multiplies beyond comprehension. Stick wins.

Stick got placed in civil engineering pumping shitters in the sand box.

Revenge is hideous and the recruiter gets the shitty end of the stick.

Stick breakage ensures stick dominance. Sticks win.

Lets ask Vietnamese rice farmers.

Stick is from a banana plant, and bananas NEVER lose, they survive to buttfuck green frogs.