/sino/ ''I want a chink gf'' edition

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Stop pretending to be a chink , you pathetic faggot from /asean/

我是中国人

我想要一个中国女朋友

With that red hair, i would date a chinese girl my whole life.

请说普通话

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I need an extraterrestrial Trance Princess GF

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Are you sure? I've got a feeling that all Southeast Asia posters on imageboards are Chinese.

Hello, Chinese friends.
Please explain this?
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Welp its over guys. Parents are sending me to China because im a lazy fuck. Looks like being a foul bachelor frog has finally caught up.

Who here has been to guangzhou? Is it survivable for a clueless Chinese? My thread is here

Mandarin is a great commitment, I'm afraid of starting learning and then give up

Depends whether you can speak Cantonese. From what I've heard from a Guangzhou friend, there's a bit of discrimination against Northerners even though a lot of people speak Mandarin there. I'd say it's one of the better places to live in China, which part of Guangzhou are you moving to?

you need to think plastic, neighbour.

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I'd rather have this qt who is self-conscious about her dumpling-shaped nose than one of those plastic women.

Why are Chinese Swords so powerful?

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people in guangzhou speak putonghua
they also speak canto
I don't think guangzhou people are discriminate against northerners

What a lazy OP, where's all the resource links?

Anyways 大家好

He just wants a Chink GF

I didn't say they didn't, I guess I wasn't clear enough. They just prefer people who speak Cantonese. My friend says they call northerners 撈佬.

When I taught my ex GF from GZ some German slang, I told her that we call trashy people with no education and all "Asi".
She said they call them lao.
So whenever we were outside we tried spotting lao.

She lived in a shitty district of GZ when she first moved out and it was full of migrant workers from other provinces and tons of guys looking like the fags in that picture, only with colored bangs and generally more trashy looking over all and she said the place is lao hell. Loud music and guys squatting in front of a KFC with their scooters and shit. Pretty sure I would have been ganged up and beaten there if I had been walking around on my own. It was a really aggressive atmosphere there, not just that usual Chink staring but really menacing looks. Some middle aged guys in her house had their apartment door open and I was walking down the stair case, glancing in their apartment as I walked by and they came storming out shouting shit kek. No idea what they said but she told them to frick off.

Anyway, always found lao to be a funny word.

>cantonese have flats noses therfore all chinese have flat noses and thus must of had surgery

doesn't work like that.

have you even checked out the site?
they're all literal ayyliens

Can't he be a Malaysian 华人?

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静下心来再继续

would u lick her nostrils?

>dat monkeyface

RUDIE-POOS GET OUT

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In China, when ordering stuff online from non-chinese based stores, do you get hit with customs? Like buying clothing and shoes, will you pay extra later or no?

Why does Jackie Chan love the Communist Party so much? What has the CCP ever done for Hong Kong other than set up Shenzhen next door?

I think the further south you go the more you look down on everyone north of you.

Australian chinks look down on Singaporean chinks who look down on Malaysian chinks who look down on Vietnamese chinks who look down on Hong Kong chinks who look down on south mainland chinks who look down on north mainland chinks who look down on Koreans and Japs, and Taiwan looks down on everybody else.

Indonesian chinks don't count, they were assimilated long ago.

check out /asean/, there's at least a couple of malays there who shitpost every now and again about corrupt Malaysian Chinese tax dodgers and triads

>Who here has been to guangzhou? Is it survivable for a clueless Chinese?
Because you are Chinese and speak Cantonese, people's first expectations of you will be that you act as they do. Get your grandparents to help you learn how to fit in, the only people you can really trust to unconditionally support you are your own family. Respect your elders. Worse come to worst just explain you were born in Australia.

i love chink

Where can I find a Joyce Chu looking slut to bang in Malaysia?
I think she is from JB.

My gf is Chinese ama

post her feet

Even though the sign is in English, I can tell she's not Asian American

why is this

我爱妹子

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Chinese people, please stop using Shiitake(香菇) for your cuisine.
I would gain a perfect dining without this turd.

From what I've heard last year it's Tonghe Subdistrict, Baiyun District, Guangzhou.

I google imaged it it looks like shit man

It's not just him, a lot of the older has-been actors are bandwagoning the government. Stephen Chow is another example.

If you're really afraid you'll die just ask your grandparents how they are not dead.

From talking to people online where I live, you would imagine that the average person at least twice a week gets slashed with a machete by random youths, get "medical treatment" from a witch doctor, and go home to a hut made of scrap metal sheets and wood to find red paint left on the door by the loan sharks they I borrowed from to bribe the police to overlook their pirated DVD business.

Reality is not quite what people say online though.

他是喜歡中國妹紙的馬來人

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>when you finally get a chinese gf

>繁体字
你几岁?40年多?

she looks really young...

You need a bullet to the head.
Fucking footfag

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WANT

The perfect GF?

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Chinese swords were actually used in battle unlike rubbish steel katana meme swords

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Weak, boring

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Dynamic, powerful, makes me want to kill counter revolutionaries

Does China culturally control Southeast Asia?

Why aren't you?

Bows were more useful than swords anyway in both China and Japan.

Jackie Chan doesn't love the CCP, he just loves money. He once called himself half-Korean to try to appeal to a Korean audience.

>tfw no chink gf

I know

only Laos and Cambodia

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I would kiss her!!

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ching chong ping pong ning nong szou mou bu wu ching chongggggggggggg ding dong

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>tfw every chinese girls in France want the big white cock

Kek
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What's her name?

Big Titty Zhang

>Jackie Chan doesn't love the CCP, he just loves money.
Isn't the man rich enough already?

>He once called himself half-Korean to try to appeal to a Korean audience.
Mfw I have no face

More videos of her please.

Can you elaborate what you mean by that?

turn back at once lads, east asian girls are overrated. don't make the biggest mistake of your life

They are godsend.

Do you consider Singapore to be a Chinese country?

Who are some China orientated youtubers that I should be watching?
It can be life in China, Chinese food, Chinese news ect. I'm not too bothered.

I'm already subbed to cmilk, prozzie, and serpentza

But they're so aesthetic and she can teach me chinese

Hows ROT3K going?

>gf

Got bogged down with German philosophy and Japanese essays on animation.
But otherwise pretty well.
Almost at the end of chapter three.
Also made notes of chapter one.

You are one very cultured hungarian

Thank you for the compliment
It means a lot.

This song is stuck in my head

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>Hong Kong

there's no such thing as too much money
rich just wanna get richer

He's just autistic
Like clinically

A bit ironic coming from you

>Can't buy cat meat anywhere

Going to the dim sum restaurant, enjoy your weekend folks

Take that back
When I went to the psychologist she said I am exceptionally good at communication.

I want a chink gf so bad buds

Anything is possible