HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight Re-roll, if 1-9: You get Shoah'd. 0 = Rothschild family saves you.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal National Socialism supporter/Honorary Aryan, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Fascist Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
rallin
das ist sehr gut
z0ll!
rollan
roll
reroll
t; OP is a Jew
Sieg Heil!
Sieg Heil heinrich himmler
Not enough loyalty to hide the fact you're a filthy JUDEN
Himmler holy shit
NO YOU'RE HIMMLER
rolling
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Rollen
reroll
cool, n faden. was für fragen?
warum seid ihr noch wach?
rerolling for my fate
Roll!
R-roll.
Sane and legally released from asylum...
But what happens now?
Ich habe meinen Arierausweis bei meiner Großmutter vergessen
>I forgot my aryan pass at my grandmothers house
Well the laws say so
sieg heil! das nazi land ist gut, Schutzstaffel
HEY I DINDU NUFFIN YOU GODDAMN CROWTS!!!!
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Glorious aryan roll
i can explain!
I dindu nuffin
kill me
Roll
sieg heil
...
Gutentag mein kommerade.
Don't mind me
Sieg heil
Reroll
Shit shit shit
Sieg Heil!
scheiß nazis
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roll for me262 pilot
Rulm
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Re-roll
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Here you go sir...
Rollen
Get in the truck you degenerate.
Evening Officers
And your a spastic, get in the truck.
Eva Braun, Glory to Deutschland
Rolio for Polio
Fuck it, rollin
Sieg Hiel
Where's my treat
Heil Mein Fuhrer!
I have misplaced my papers, re-rerolling
Sieg Heil
lloR
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nuts,,
cdn.c.photoshelter.com
WASS IST 'NATZ'???
wollen sie sagen,'nein' ich weiss,,,herr major,
no jew here
Ich habe nichts zu verbergen, meine Herren.
ja, funf und hundert millimeter
schnell ans strasse seite,oder,buumbuumsemachen
K
Damn.
roll for Juden
No Jews here
I have my papers right here.
...
I seemed to misplace them, HERE are my papers.
roll
Heil!
rollerinio
rollin'
roll
im actually a jew
what do i do now
SIEG HEIL!
rololo
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riporoni
fuck, got out.
fml
Nothing to see here sir.
ROLLARONI
ESCAPED AGAIN.
re-roll
REROLIRONI
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broke out. re-rolling. Jon Stewart strikes again!
im roll
gr8 escape come at me bruh
see ya suckers!