ITT: we're operating a tank.
ITT: we're operating a tank
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Alright, who the fuck just farted?
>not driving a panzer
FIRE THE CANNON
WE MISSED!
Soviet T-34 we shall name her Mishka
Is somone gonna give orders or am I just gonna sit here looking at all these bigass rounds? Who the fuck wrote "Lieutenants dildo" on this AP?
RELOAD!!
...
Panzer at 3 o'clock!
RUN DOWN THAT INFANTRY
I got 30 solid shot if we manage not to miss every god damned time you know I...Fuck it CLEAR
MISSED AGAIN!
FORWARD 12:00 HALF SPEED
who the fuck calibrated this cannon?!?! Blayt!!
steer left, periscope to the flippytop, all hands man machine guns, reverse frontal overunder gogo fire bullet
Fuck sake! What did I just say? You know these fuckin rounds don't just apperate outta thin air! I gotta load these fucking... CLEAR
SPEAK ENGLISH
FIRE AT THAY user OVER TO THE LEFT
Hi guys, im mechanised infantry. Can i ride into battle on your engine deck?
Gogo fire bullet away comrade comissar!!
Soviet tank spotted at 300 meters fire!
For 5 roubles, da.
>Who the fuck wrote "Lieutenants dildo" on this AP?
The Lt did. That round is special to hit. Don't touch it without gloves.
My ears hurt
Knock out the Fascist scum!!!!
Touches Lt's dildo
the royal army is ready
I'm replacement!
FIRE
QUIT BEIN A PUSSY
DON"T TOUCH MY ROUND
DON'T TOUCH IT
Why aren't we speaking Russian?!
T50 beschmutzt 500 Meter!!!
Adjusting turret. AP rounded loaded. FEUER!!!
A fleet of wild Sturmoviks appear. Bombs on target and cannon through the rear deck dispose of the Drumpfdivison tanks. Explosions, flame and orange hair everywhere!
We are, these are the subtitles, fuck head.
*Cums on Lt's dildo*
Dont worry comrade he will regret coming to war this morning
Better dead than red you subhuman!
Who is hungry?
Charge!
Wheeling right to target these Hitler fucking scum!!
You know if you guys actually looked at what you fuckin shot I wouldnt have to load these fuckin...CLEAR god damn I need to get my ass to a gym
happy end
Gunner me shoves canister round up Lt's arse as a pacifier. He curls up happlily, gurgling like a retarded baby. That's in intelligence upgrade so he's sure to make rank...
Keep Moving! We have to get through those shills!
Spaseba comrade!
Hurry Fritz put the shell in!
You forgot your bombs. Look at the wings BEFORE you take off.
Oh now he's calling me "Fritz" oh ha ha I got a fuckin comedian in the god damn squad CLEAR
Die bolshevik pig dogs!
*lies on the floor with a shell up my ass, weakly gurgling "keep moving" and "fire"*
I'm hungry
Jahwohl! You hold the Leutnant.
He's squirmy today. I wonder if the Soviets have this problem?
TWO
Bloody hell! We've run out of tea, lads!
dont need bombs only my trusty 23mm cannon
Good day today kameraden
Sowjetische rüstung! Feuer!
-loads user in- FIRE
Okay I'm loading like a crazy bitch down here, can someone get me a corn beef on rye or something? CLEAR
>We have to get through those shills!
I distracted them with some Stallman trollposts in Sup Forums. They are running towards it. They'll hit the minefield of Samsung incendiary phones shortly!
Tea bag supplies on the way!!!
Nein!
Yes, day nice
>not operating glorious m4a3e8 Easy Eight
WE FINALLY HIT THEM COMRADE!
not sure how it took so long, the orphans were standing still...
kill enemy underwater tanks
DRIVE ME CLOSER YOU FUCKS, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD
Show me where the many Panther touched you
You can eat when they're dead or you are!
Good job, soldier! Let the clean up crew know It'll be a fun day over there!
> out of nowhere a wild MD-11 appears
ROTATE 30°..... FIRRREEEE
*BOOOOOM
RELOAD HIGH EXPLOSIVE!! TAKE AIM ON THE HOUSE 1:00 SECOND FLOOR.
Hurry Hans! The subhumans are getting close!
I don't even know who to shoot at anymore!
Put down my sword sargeant!
Full speed ahead!! Comrade Comissar!
Just keep shooting!
Is anyone parched? I'm parched all to shit
CLEAR
tiny tank
Fuck you John, you always get to keep the sword!
Hey, is that a sni
Hello fellow Americans! Just passing by with my M10, nothing to see here.
Ha! Those dummies!
Daww! FIRE!
Fire at the main blockade! We have to clear a path for the Infantry!
Because It's MY sword Hank!
WRONG WAY COCKBAGS, FRONT'S THIS WAY
what's the difference? panther has not changed
>more like easy shit with 10mm of armor
Knocked out the poor little guy...
>not driving T32
Commies get out
I fire the canon now!
Hey, cosa sta succedendo qui?
mmmm crispy soviets delicious!
Good job, comrade!
fuck another MD11 outtta nowhere
PANZER ON THE BRI*BFHSHSSHHHHH
guten tag Hündinnen, Ich bin der Panzerkampfwagen VIII
SOLDIERS WHAT ARE THESE FREIGHTERS DOING HERE
WHO CARES, SHOOT'EM DOWN