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magic 8 ball do I get drunk?

first for dead brits

first for idk

ah yes, another friday night well spent

going to bed now, have to get up early to return some video tapes and drop off some film to be developed

night

feel like utter shite lads

hello everyone

as you know ive been posting in the last thread

just thought id let you know that as its 4 in the morning ive elected to go to bed

ill be back tomorrow at around the same time as usual, hope to catch up on the jokes then

catch you on the flipside, homeboys!

your friend,

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>return some video tapes
i didn't know video rentals still existed

another one from the gf haha

she looks like she has a warm mouth

alri bateman

*Wallops a dark-skinned chap*

Waheyy

Do it again, Bomber Harris

Guess I will neet out this year pretending to prepare for IES

goodnight mate

madly in love with evangeline lilly

why do we pretend that we like bongs and post in their general again?

Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

what happened to madfist or the gun?

>why do we pretend that we like bongs and post in their general again?

aussies are too retarded to keep /aus/ alive

there has literally never been an /aus/

*kisses you on the tummy, pulls on your spiderman jimjams, tucks you in nice and tight, ruffles your hair, turns on your nightlight, leaves the door open just a crack*

sweet dreams my little prince :3

exactly

met the oneitis's boyfriend

he's a really nice bloke

aha alri turtlemong post your turtleneck

post her

I'm actually gay.

genuinely enjoyed this post, dont tell the gf x

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post him

*stops breathing*

also how tall are you and the bf?

feeling quite homosexual today xxxx

me 6'1, him about 5'9

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The guy in the pictureis a regular poster here

haha

LANKLETTS BTFO

>getting btfo by a manlet

for shame

you can't keep something alive which has never existed

>generic slag #4632

aah yes

Fuck leftists

want me to fuck your arse for you lad?

x

hmm

that's nice to hear, you must be happy for her

looks like a wanker

>Fuck leftists

Looks about right

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ah yes

the australian intellectuals

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wrong

cannot fathom the amount of sheer runtery in this thread

Yeeeaahh

why didn't you just heem him?

Is that jam in the clear tub? Looks nice.

alright lads
so the NHS isn't looking too good at the moment
how do we fix it?
the fix can't just be throwing money at it

literally cannot get off to anything other than ballbusting jav these days

business idea: throw money at the nhs

lob money at it

privatise it

chuck money at it

privatise it mate

bowl money towards it

only passport holders can access treatment

smokers, fatties, druggies and alchies pay for all treatment

fire all of the middle and upper management

stick a plaster on it

get are jez or chukka as PM

abolish it and use the money to restore the empire I say

W E W
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Thinking maybe salmon for dinner later

What sides should I make?

smokers pay for themselves
and the others would too if you taxed those items more

does this count the sanctuary cities

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left and right

>all those bleeding hearts
what part of "ILLEGAL" are they having problems comprehending?

how else are you meant to kick out millions of criminals?

Funny thing is you two physically unfit runts will miss it the most when its gone.

Ah yes, fascism

>you can't just sit around doing nothing for the rest of your life

really gets the ol neurons firing

>tfw you're unintentionally rude to someone and it haunts you for the rest of the day

why was I born such a sensitive little flower

I earn a six figure salary. I'll be okay while you entitled fuckers will finally have to work hard to get what you deserve.

MUZZIES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

HEIL TRUMP

t. roleplaying

Hillary is exactly the same as Trump

All threads are dead except for /brit/ bravo lads...

Just go and tell her with laughter mixed

>Trump kicking ILLEGAL immigrants out of America

wow is this even legal????!?

immigration is 9/10's of the law

nobody is illegal

>punishing lawbreakers
UMMM I don't think you can DO that???

>you have to pay £10 extra to drive a car made before 2006 into central London

how will ortherners ever recover

feels just like 1930s Germany lads
getting very frightened

Greater London

>tfw 07 plate
phew

your entire existence depends on people who think otherwise.

Is fancy penmanship the fedora of the hand?

doing a phone post