We poorly describe movies and see if others can figure out what they are

We poorly describe movies and see if others can figure out what they are


In this film, military hardware gets janked up and decides to retire and go live on a farm with some friends.


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I'm sure it's not it but the only thing that comes to my mind is small soldier.

Two friends that are into jewellery go on a journey to a mountain

Brokeback?

Nice try but no

nope.

Short Circuit

The Lord of The Rings

>get to bus stop
>open my magazine to read
>some autist sitting next to me
>HURR DURR DURR WANNA HEAR ABOUT MY LIFE
>SETTLE DOWN IT'LL ONLY TAKE AN HOUR OR TWO

Short Circuit?

Can you give us a clue ?

>be me, a farmer
>find out my dad was in the army
>guess I should enlist like him
>beat the shit out of the baddies
>three sequels and three prequels

Star Wars

Right for lotr, it was an easy one.

>> short circuit

Yep

Forrest Gump

Bingo


>be me
>be principal
>this little douche kid keeps breaking rules
>LITERALLY hacks the school computers
>calls in sick
>I go fucking nuts and try to prove that he isn't
>douche really is sick

Forest Gump


God dammit, I sat here for a solid minute trying to remember the name, but all I could think of was donald trump

yep

Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

>be me
>be Jack Nicholson
>spooky crazy bad guy
>misuse an axe

There is a problem underground and the government pays a crazy guy in the desert to dig a big hole and fix it before everyone dies.

Johnny Iceman

happy fish couple have way too many babies and all but one baby pay the consequences.

The Core

Tim Burton's Batman

Finding Nemo

I EAT SHIT

>> be a guy
>> go to have a drink at a bar
>> leave bar
>> guys try to pick a fight
>> throw some bolts at them
>> fly into space
>> come back to earth
>> start turning green and fuck up some guys
>> big ass storm starts to brew
>> fight the storm
>> turn into a fighter jet
>> fly into the sun

I EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER

Grownups 2

how the hell did you get that?

yes

nope

and by the way, is that a good movie? I saw it when I was 9 or something and thought it was awesome at the time. Was that just because I didn't know any better?

Supersize Me

green lantern

>move to a new house
>grow imaginary trees with imaginary forest friends
>try to figure out how to visit my mom at the hospital

It gets cold so some kids start burning books on tax law

>be me
>marry childhood bestie
>cant conceive
>she dies
>faggot little fuck screws up my house
>dogs

yep

UP

Up?

>work on a farm
>hack predator drones because why the fuck not
>find secret base
>go to space

yup

An android man in russia

Interstellar

and for your information, the Israli drones have FANTASTIC solar cells. Enough to power an entire BARN!

yep

My neighbor totoro

This is why... youtube.com/watch?v=CiBI0yrtHUo

I suppose it's a good movie, it's your standard disaster flick. If it happens to be on TV, I'd probably end up watching it. Not going to win any awards, but at the time of it's release, it was cool.

attractive single mom moves to a new town. Becomes engaged to some guy in business who wears a suit and makes shit ton of money. suddenly, a husky, handsome man dripping with testosterone appears. He is really nice, but girl is already engaged. Her kid hates the business guy, loves the husky guy. He has a decent job or is unemployed, but talented in some way. After something starts to develop, happy music plays. Eventually, they get in a fight and split up. What the hell, im already engaged anyway. At the last minute, single mom decides to follow her heart, and marry the single husky guy instead, and it is revealed that the guy in the suit is an ass hat, all just in time for christmas!

>go to iraq to help with the war efforts
>get captured and put to work by sand niggers
>end up escaping, but couldn't save friend
>go to burger king to feel american
>kill up my old family friend who set me up

>looking for suspicious alien technology in space
>AI goes insane and tries to kill everyone
>turn into an old man
>become babby

>I was born a poor black child
>This is shit, and this is shinola
>I AM A NIGGER!
>All I need this lamp
>I got you a thermos

Iron man

2001: A space oddesy

yup

>have asthma attack
>go to see foster parents family far away
>hallucinate a girl
>stuff happens
>go home
>i'm the girls granddaughter

Salo?

Basically I'm a pedophile, smoke some weed, get shot by the faggot neighbor

litterally ANYTHING on the halmark channel

little girl moves to house
old man neighbor tries to befriend her
tells her stories about a handsome kid
she befriends him
shows her something in his back yard
cops caught them doing something illegal
old man almost dead
girl touches the thing in the back yard
trips balls and and is in another planet
finds the boy
get together
boy trying to fuck rose
girl escapes
old man be with girl

I swear I'd someone gets this I'll give u a cookie

>Girl gets herp derps from dad
>ostracized from other kids
>has wet dreams about performing surgery
>kills little sister
>Thinks she's gonna save her

Nice one.

The jerk

Excision. Great movie.

American Beauty

American Beauty

Transcendence

>my son is deaf
>I get really old and kill a priest with a bowling pin

There Will Be Blood

There will be blood

Personally I thought it was way too weird.

Star Child?

>Single mother gets PTSD from a children's book.

Got it

The Babadook?

Alice Through the Looking Glass


>dat dinner scene

>Take place on east coast
>recovering alcoholic gets night gard position of mall
>Mall partially burns down
>Discover room where mental people were horribly treated
>Spirits arent calmed until the original doctor is sacrificed to said room

No u, lady

no

>Local small town leadership won't respond to seasonal threat
>Relies on gross incompetence for protection
>Gross incompetence did not acquire a vessel of sufficient size

Jaws

winner

House on Haunted Hill

Ding!

Faggot kid kills bugs in space.

Red State

Ender's Game

noop

Starship Troopers

Day after tomorrow

Nope
Yep.

Hated that movie.

>Guy gets stuck in an oil painting
>There are regrets

I need help finding a name of a movie.
There's a military.
Guy gets sicc metal mecha suit. Like it's big and he has to step into it.
Everytime he dies fighting these aliens he wakes up in the same scene and a drill sergeant yells at him to get up.
Hot blonde is helping him train

It's a recent movie and it's been busting my balls. Can't seem to find it

Edge of Tomorrow.

No. Ididnt want to say it but itd be a dead give away
>Room is full of mirrors that embody the souls of the tortured patients

2easy001

yep

>dude keeps killing people
>he leaves clues but they're retarded
>cops are equally retarded
>only a newspaper cartoonist and Iron Man can try to figure him out

ghost busters?

>Alien lands
>Everybody panics
>Alien tries really hard to leave
>More panicking

>(There are two movies that are eligible)

Hahaha, not what I was thinking, but totally applicable. Maybe not so much the regrets though.

Uh. Smallville? Is that what that weird superman rip off was called?

Guessing one of the Sherlock Holmes.